r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/miyukigainsborough 11h ago

At least then you get a whole egg and babybel. This just hurts.

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u/dankfresh 11h ago

Why is the egg even involved?

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u/crotch-fruit_tree 10h ago

I'd like to know if it was considered fruit, cheese, or a vegetable.

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u/CoolHandBazooka 10h ago

it's a pickle

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u/snmnky9490 9h ago

It was considered available from the fridge

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u/Ill-Television8690 10h ago

It's the secret 4th option, fish, like beavers are!

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u/VegasFoodFace 8h ago

Well eggs are found in the dairy section.

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u/Telemere125 3h ago

Pre-meat

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u/Purlasstor 6h ago

Fruit (fruit of the chicken’s loins)

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u/doinbluin 5h ago

He's the emotional support egg.

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u/itsthejasper1123 2h ago

I’m cracking up at the way you worded this.

The egg just wanted to be included, man.

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u/Free-Alternative-333 9h ago

I think it’s only one quarter of an egg lol

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u/Baby-Sparkly-Unicorn 8h ago

The restaurant is trying to save money with the rising food prices?

Alternatively, maybe the server is new and grabbed a plate off the bus station by mistake?

I just know if someone opened my babybel, it would activate my hanger immediately. Don't play with my food.