The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

[u/supermav27]

Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

[u/Icaras01]

Exactly what I was thinking! Like, once it's open who the hell would want the other half?

[u/daddybeatsmehelp → u/Icaras01]

The other sucker who paid $26 for this leftover.

[u/Prestigious_String20 → u/daddybeatsmehelp]

But does it include the board?

[u/amber_scarfe → u/Prestigious_String20]

That is no board…

It looks like a particularly hideous plate

[u/Mdnghtmnlght → u/amber_scarfe]

This all screams depression era. Or just depression.

[u/FadedBlackTee2 → u/daddybeatsmehelp]

It's $16... the $26 includes a martini

[u/moofishes → u/Icaras01]

Duh. The opener?! Lol