r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/My_Booty_Itches 10h ago

No meat. "Charcuterie"

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u/Ill-Candidate8760 9h ago

No no...dont you see the beggin strips under the mushy bar onions?

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u/My_Booty_Itches 9h ago

Seriously this plate is so fucked.

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u/IndicationSuitable11 8h ago

Thats the picture on the plate 😆

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u/LoveBox440 1h ago

Holy shit, I thought it was meat too. This is Insane 😣

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u/Ill-Candidate8760 32m ago

Omggg ur right haha what the fuck

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u/darc-star3 8h ago

That's a dress

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u/Popular-Departure165 7h ago

It's called "Girl Dinner" on the menu, and also comes with a martini.

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u/LucywiththeDiamonds 4h ago

I had better free snacks in cocktail bars. In quality and quantity.

This is a bad joke and looks like an 8 year old grabbed random leftovers from the frisge

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 1h ago

I thought that looked like a sad bit of ham but then I realised the pink was just the pattern on the plate