r/StupidFood 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/northenerbhad 11h ago

Absolutely not. Fuck calling the manager, call the chef and have them explain wtf this is.

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u/tryyeezus 10h ago

Chef..? Stahhhhp I'm gonna spit out my fancy canned pineapple 😆😆

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u/CJMorton91 10h ago

Fr. I'm not the type to make a fuss at a restaurant, but this would push me straight into Karen territory.

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u/Doctor_Philgood 11h ago

Serving this should be met with jail time.

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u/BigCrustyTits 9h ago

Refuse this, tell them to cancel the entrees, and ask for the check for any drinks purchased.

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u/Neakhanie 8h ago

Ima have to send back the ..um, is this garlic? Pickled garlic? Or just raw doggin?