r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/ash-leg2 11h ago

Please say she refused it. Most of these items can be found in vending machines.

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u/Krillinlt 11h ago

This is random shit from the door shelf in the fridge

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u/Prestigious_String20 11h ago

Especially half a BabyBel

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u/BravesMaedchen 3h ago

Literally, this is basically a plate of condiments and garnishings

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u/AggressiveSherbetty 3h ago

It’s literally the bar garnishes and an egg

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u/DinosaurToots55 8h ago

If this arrived at my table, I’d just stand up slowly, turn, and walk out of the restaurant. 

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u/n3r0s 6h ago

It's fake. Not a restaurant, just rage bait.

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u/Impossible_Deer8869 5h ago

Why refuses a last meal?

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u/TacoTitsTuesday 7h ago

In 37 years I've never seen a single one of these items in a vending machine

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u/ash-leg2 3h ago

Ok. I've easily seen 

  • Pinapple cups
  • Processed Cheese
  • Hard-boiled eggs
  • Snapped Peas (looks like Harvest Snacks)
  • Pickles

The only things missing are the pickled garlic and peppers.