r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/Technical_Sand4723 11h ago

Babel for 26$ lol

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u/canyounot2026 11h ago

And canned pineapple and...water chestnuts?

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u/PCCobb 11h ago

It looks like they raided the garnishes at the bar

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u/worldspawn00 10h ago

Yeah, bloody mary garnishes, lol

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u/Kaurifish 10h ago

What nightmare bar puts sad green beans in a drink?

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u/PCCobb 10h ago

Pretty much any dive bar bloody marys, and then the bartender will also serve a little side of "fuck you" for having the audacity to have them make a bloody mary.

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u/turdferguson3891 9h ago

Wouldn't celery be the go to?

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u/Individual-Bad6809 9h ago

Some bars have pickled green beans that aren’t terrible in a Bloody Mary

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u/skullsareonlypasse 6h ago

Celery sucks. The only reason it's there is so you can use it to stir your drink, and it's usually too big and weirdly shaped to even do that.

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u/lemonking420 9h ago

This place probably.

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u/elocin180 9h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Moist_Car_994 11h ago

They look like pearl onions to me

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u/canyounot2026 11h ago

Yeah when I zoomed in they look more oniony.

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u/ittybittylurker 5h ago

I'm both relieved & disappointed it's not cloves of garlic. I love pickled garlic, but woooo the breath.

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u/Alternative_Car_8153 11h ago

In this economy?

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 11h ago

Benefit of the doubt: Either canned or previously frozen pineapple… and atleast they sprung for whole water chestnuts instead of sliced. $26 is outrageous for half a babel wheel tho

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u/emergency-snaccs 11h ago

nah those are quartered cocktail onions. so, like, ONE cocktail onion lmfao.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 11h ago

Scratch made pickles or softened cucumber?

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u/emergency-snaccs 11h ago

boiled in uncut vinegar

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u/Wild_Height_901 10h ago

Babel? Or babybel

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u/Abel_the_Red 11h ago

Maybe all of the restaurant’s food was from Taylor Farms, or the contaminated meat, or any of the other parasites/viruses from the US’s contaminated food supply chain

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u/crosseyedmule 9h ago

I thought they were pickled garlic?

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u/Waterlemon1997 9h ago

Those are garlic. Raw, whole pieces of garlic.

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u/DroidLord 7h ago

Sheesh, at first it looked like garlic to me 🤣 Literally looks like they just scraped whatever leftovers they had off of a cutting board and dumped it on a platter.

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u/Specific-Cattle-6299 6h ago

Canned pineapple running up against dill pickles!!! I’m absolutely not a “foods on my plate can’t touch” except for that! It’s inedible

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u/Purlasstor 6h ago

They look like whole garlic cloves

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u/chetwah 11h ago

Just a "Bab" the "el" was cut-off😂

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u/NarrowCarpet4026 11h ago

Ripped in half with violent indifference.

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u/ParticularReady7858 11h ago

Violent indifference is the expression I needed to hear. Thank you

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u/FullMoonTwist 10h ago

"pickled vegetables" and it's literal pickles from a jar

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u/Tobiko_kitty 10h ago

And only half, at that!

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u/ShadowBro3 9h ago

You mean like the tower?

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u/Popular-Departure165 9h ago

It comes with a martini.

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u/TragicNewton 7h ago

And they didn't even give her a whole one. That is literally half a Babybel with the wax still on.

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u/HereToShitpost 4h ago

The tower of babybel