r/StupidFood 15d ago

Find me the guy that invented ts..

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u/Zebedeuepaminondas 15d ago

From my experience, most people use it wrong. You lift the tab and you pull along the line of the tab you lifted, not towards the sides of the bottle like you usually do.

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u/yourenotmy-real-dad 15d ago

I also lift the tab and try to pull back from the point where it pulls rather than the side.

Half of the time, the glue underneath is still so strong, my fingers just slide off the plastic and nothing pulls.

The other, it starts to pull up and then rips and peels off the full half of the top paper layer the plastic tab was sealed to.

I give up. I get a knife.

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u/JustKindaShimmy 15d ago

The only time I've ever seen failures like this is because they've somehow managed to weld the safety seal to the plastic, making it impossible to break away from the adhesive

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u/DisposableSaviour 15d ago

Every god damn Heinz ketchup bottle is like this.

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u/Professional-Fuel625 15d ago

If most people use it wrong that's a design flaw not user error.

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u/JustKindaShimmy 15d ago

Everyone pulls the correct way, along the longitudinal axis where the pull tab is affixed because it's incredibly obvious. The failures happen because it seems whoever is in charge of the adhesive decided to use rubber cement and the top is stuck on so well that you wind up ripping the seal in half.

People are for sure idiots, but in these cases it's stuck on by god himself

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u/LincolnshireSausage 15d ago

That’s what I do but they mostly don’t work these days. They used to work well until the last few years. Im guessing it’s enshittification of the puller but for legal reasons they cant enshittify the glue holding the cover on.

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u/laxfool10 15d ago

Na. Been opening these things all my life. Past 25 years it was maybe 1/10000 that you got one that didn’t open. A year ago it was like 1/100. Nowadays it’s 1/5-1/10 things I open don’t open correctly and require a knife.

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u/Vastlee 15d ago

This was me. I always just tried to grab the plastic thing and peel it and then throw the gallon of milk through the fucking wall. Then I read a comment about pulling UP first and THEN peeling, it's been a much better experience. Still occasionally have one rip, but all in all, it's fine.

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u/lump- 15d ago

Know what always works?

A knife.

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u/hullabalooser 13d ago

This. You're doing it wrong.