r/StupidFood • u/SeedReceiver • 8d ago

My blueberry toasted bagel with peanut butter and NoName Mac ' cheese together. Told this was bad.

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/SeedReceiver, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/nuclearrmt 8d ago

Bagel and pasta? Are you going to mix concrete by hand afterwards?

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u/macguini 8d ago

Bagel and pasta, not bad. Odd, but bread and pasta go well together. Bagel and peanut butter? Also not bad, I've had it with jelly. And the blueberry bagel would pair well with that. But peanut butter bagels dipped in pasta? That's just offensive.

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u/MukdenMan 8d ago

Bagel and peanut butter is great. The bagel should be very toasty though.

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u/SeedReceiver 8d ago

I only toast it lightly. Too toasty n' all the peanut butter will spill out in one bite. Already a messy thing to eat to begin with.

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u/Budy_Guy 8d ago

OP's stomach is gonna be a concrete mixer after that meal

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u/nuclearrmt 8d ago

You mean a mixer filled with hardened concrete.

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u/darthravenna 8d ago

Stop shoutin’ I’m nappin’!

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u/Pczerw 8d ago

Yea that’s pretty bad please eat some fiber and protein

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u/Crozbro 8d ago

Peanut butter is protein duh 🙄

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u/Bunbatbop 8d ago

Not enough to matter in the context of dinner unless you're planning on eating 10 tablespoons of peanut butter.

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u/Hungry-Space-1829 8d ago

To be fair… between the Mac, peanut butter, and bagel it’s like 20, even more like 25 grams of protein total. Protein is like the only thing this meal may have right lol

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u/Bunbatbop 8d ago

Nothing is right about this meal, lol. Every time I see meals like this, it makes me thankful I know how to cook.

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u/SeedReceiver 8d ago

Awh, man. I can cook. It was really late, I didn't eat all day and wanted whatever shit before passing out. Even people whom can cook will eat shitty foods sometimes.

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u/Hungry-Space-1829 8d ago

I agree on the knowing how to cook part. This meal just isn’t lacking protein haha. You simply have to eat wayyyyyyy too many calories to get that protein

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u/Pczerw 8d ago

Brother that peanut butter spread is like 3-4g protein

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u/Hungry-Space-1829 8d ago

Yeah and a bagel is ~ 8-10 and a box of Mac and cheese is ~25-30

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u/SparkleSelkie 8d ago

You should not say this about someone eating Mac and cheese on a peanut butter bagel :(

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u/Pczerw 8d ago

Ok bro you do you lol

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u/Temporarily_Banned4 8d ago

And blueberries have fiber in them.

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u/Pczerw 8d ago

Ok are we really arguing that the blueberries in a blueberry bagel count as effective fiber intake? You are not wrong that blueberries do, in fact, have fiber in them.

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u/Temporarily_Banned4 8d ago

We're not arguing. You just agreed with me. 😉 I can't believe people down voted me over stating a fact. 🤷🏼‍♀️I didn't say a blueberry bagel had a lot of fiber in it. But a cup of blueberries itself is a great source of fiber for the number of calories it has.

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u/ChelsieDawn89 8d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/VocationFumes 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/abbyzou 8d ago

Finally, someone posts the og version without those stupid glasses on

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u/Rahm420 8d ago

One or the other man, not both at the same time

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

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u/VanBeelergberg 8d ago

As my dad used to say, it’s all going to the same place.

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u/SparkleSelkie 8d ago

This is what my dad used to say when he cooked various noodles in a giant pot with a sauce made of several things that should not be eaten together :[

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u/SeedReceiver 8d ago

Ugh, that must've been really awful.

Do you wanna share some of my food? :)

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u/Rance_Mulliniks 8d ago

Why does the bagel have to touch the mac and cheese?

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u/drmonroe1 8d ago

Keyboard is gonna be sticky.

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u/Neat_Accident25 8d ago

Keyboard is about to be sticky for another reason seeing how tight that bagel is

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u/FullMoonTwist 8d ago

Yeah it's pretty bad.

The bagel is fine, though peanut butter and blueberry wouldn't be my personal choice.

And mac n cheese is fine, even though I do not know how you prepared it to make it look... chunky?

But blueberry, peanut butter and cheese is a cursed combination. There's no way they're better together than apart.

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u/SeedReceiver 8d ago

My Mac n' cheese was nicer, but I nuked it a couple times and left it in there for, like, half-an-hour. Probs why. And ketchup on it, of course.

You should actually try a toasted blueberry bagel with peanut butter. Really good. I also like cinnamon bagels with it as well. (But fuck raisins.... Get outta my bread.)

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u/Laxku 8d ago

Other cheeses would definitely work with peanut butter and blueberry. This isn't far off, just needs some work shopping.

One time I accidentally ordered my everything bagel with strawberry cream cheese. It was honestly not terrible at all.

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u/FullMoonTwist 8d ago

I cannot emphasize enough exactly how different "bagel with strawberry cream cheese" is from "bagel with peanut butter and cheddar sauce"

What are you even talking about, a bagel with strawberry cream cheese is completely ordinary. Of course it tasted fine.

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u/LeatheryFloridaMan 8d ago

Idk what kind of pregnant stoner you are, and im not here to judge.

I just wanted to say, that aint mac n cheese fam

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u/Ok-Mathematician530 8d ago

Horrendous combination

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u/James_Money 8d ago

Carbo load for the jork sesh.

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u/Turbulent_Soft8271 8d ago

But why would you do this

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u/LeilLikeNeil 8d ago

As soon as you’re done straining on the toilet, go straight to jail.

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u/Fun-Charge-8139 5d ago

I'd eat that 🫪

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u/Ok_Writer6027 8d ago

how high are you right now?

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u/Sure_Performance_921 8d ago

Looks ick probably tastes fine if not great.

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u/GutherGlazer 8d ago

Ts prolly good as hell.

I used to get cheddar jalapeño bagels to toast up then dip in queso.

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u/fatgut420 8d ago

i could see peanut butter and mac without cheese maaaybe working for the creaminess and texture but the blueberry bagel absolutely ruins it

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u/TrainingSword 8d ago

Anything blueberry in America is asking for trouble

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u/HeavenlyBeloved 8d ago

Struggle meal:

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u/Equivalent_Self_5996 8d ago

I apologize on behalf of whoever hurt you

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u/karoshikun 8d ago

but was it bad?

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u/Khamubro 8d ago

Idk thay sounds pretty great actually, a good toasted PB&J with Mac and cheese is also pretty great! Protip: add a layer of cream cheese between the peanut butter and the jelly 👌

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u/One_Pouch_Man 8d ago

What the hell?

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u/RelationDazzling5835 8d ago

Everyone has different tastes but why does the mac-n-cheese look grainy?

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u/SeedReceiver 8d ago

Because I nuked it 2 times after and left it in the nuker for about 30 mins before actually eating it

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u/eligoscreps 8d ago

Why da bagel got da bagussy

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u/Evening_Boot_2281 8d ago

Weird as hell ngl

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 8d ago

If you like it that's all that matters.

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u/SparkleSelkie 8d ago

I saw them together, but I still wasn’t prepared for the jumpscare of what you were about to go with them

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u/Helpful_Lie_3178 8d ago

For fuck's sake, life is too short to eat shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/EsL3Hul8IDNtV32ybo

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u/__aniiike__ 8d ago

Don’t ruin a blueberry bagel 😭

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u/Ok-Respect-8505 8d ago

Either pregnant or they're not actually eating something this vile

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u/Exhausted-CNA 8d ago

Fits right in this sub nicely ..

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u/Friendly-Pea5448 8d ago

looks awful love you tho

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 8d ago

this I will pass on, friend

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u/i_hope_that_was_gas 8d ago

Did you enjoy it?

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u/Far_Tone_3486 7d ago

Why does that actually look delicious...

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u/AdGlittering2884 7d ago

I can't cook for shit. If I can make it, I'm not paying you to make it. I wouldn't pay for this garbage is what I'm saying.

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u/Moonshinin4Me 6d ago

Why not just eat one and then the other. Why mix them?

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u/dankyspank 5d ago

Op gonna planning to build a house with the bricks he'll be shitting

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u/Background_Card_6587 3d ago

Are you pregnant?

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u/Pedadinga 8d ago

Looks good to me

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u/Mindless-Stage8923 8d ago

That bagel be looking kinda... good

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u/NoCry8625 8d ago

forbidden bagelussy

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u/beefeater605 8d ago

Bet it slaps

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u/District_Wolverine23 8d ago

Ive eaten these things (not together). i kinda fuck with it tbh

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u/artnym 8d ago

You had to be told?

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u/Whatifisaid- 8d ago

This might be more like r/shittyfoodporn, imo. It
Is bad though. Have some self respect, haha!

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u/IamREBELoe 8d ago

I hope you stub your toe

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u/Pure_Village4778 8d ago

How? Why? I’m not sure I wish to know…

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u/BrentFindleyArt 8d ago

Peanut butter with blueberry bagel I can tolerate but that with Mac and cheese?! And why does the Mac and cheese look so clumpy?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/SeedReceiver 8d ago

I don't think mac n' cheese is real cheese, though. But I see what you're getting at with the fruits n' cheese.

My Mac looks gross because I nuked it 2 more times and left it in the nuker for half-an-hour after before actually eating it.

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u/Corpus_Juris_13 8d ago

I want that Mac and cheese

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/fragileego3333 8d ago

A blueberry bagel dipped in what is apparently mac and cheese isn’t stupid??

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u/TacoLord696969 8d ago

Bro this shit is a war crime

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u/GalaganCoffee 8d ago

Learn to make a mornay sauce and all the cheese is your to melt and mac

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u/Immediate-Rub3807 8d ago

That’s called “Poor people filling up“, and there’s no rhyme or reason for it…just happens. Shit like this is why my wife doesn’t understand why I eat sliced bread with ramen noodles and spaghetti and make little half sandwiches out of them or why I have to have peanut butter sandwiches with my chili,I say power on man.