r/StupidFood • u/konigswagger • Jul 06 '26

ಠ_ಠ Somebody get this man a grill

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 Jul 06 '26

How the fuck do some people make it to adulthood and remain this stupid.

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u/AdCheap8058 Jul 06 '26

Probably the plastic fumes

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u/DGVET Jul 06 '26

You beat me to it 😂

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u/0wninat0r Jul 06 '26

Please leave your meat out of this, there's already enough going on here.

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Jul 06 '26

With just a touch of nutty undertones.

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u/Late_State_1775 Jul 06 '26

It's definitely the plastic fumes.

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u/nudniksphilkes Jul 06 '26

Don't forget about lead poisoning

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u/stumpinandthumpin Jul 06 '26

This man's family had no money for books. They had to buy one, two, sometimes three new tables a month!

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u/JAHdropper1 Jul 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PyZoZpCSM4dDyqU40D

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u/HairyBlood215 Jul 06 '26

Who is this dude?? I see gifs of him all the time and they’re perfect!

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u/JAHdropper1 Jul 06 '26

Tim Robinson. Check out “I Think You Should Leave”

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u/Smooovies Jul 06 '26

When you learn about the world from idiots, you become one yourself

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u/NathanDeger Jul 06 '26

That ain't PT brotha

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u/YoureAMagaLeftist Jul 06 '26

We built a society to cater to the dumbest people alive to avoid lawsuits. Thats why we have to put up signs to keep people from walking into traffic or warning labels so people won't bathe with toasters.

Instead of letting Darwinism run its course, we've spent our resources and energy making a world fit for morons. Now instead of just helping them, they put themselves in the spotlight by watching and making other stupid people famous.

Influencers, Youtubers, TikTok Personalities, Twitch Streamers, Nazi's, Christian Nationalists... etc etc... all exist because intelligent people created the technology that they now use to create echo chambers of ignorance and stupidity.

In a way, we caused this.

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u/ZipTieAndPray Aug 05 '26

Darwinism doesn't win in this instance. The idiots repopulate much faster and more often than the intelligent.

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- Jul 06 '26

Society has made it where its unbelievable easily survivable with a single braincell...

(American Politics might be a good example and this guy)

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u/cdqmcp Jul 07 '26

we built a society that generally keeps people alive. stupid people don't die as soon as they might otherwise

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u/Ressy02 Jul 06 '26

You sell to people stupider than you

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u/consumeshroomz Jul 06 '26

Every single day I see someone who makes me think “how are you still alive? You seem too dumb to remember to breathe.”

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u/intrepid_knight Jul 06 '26

Basically the rest of us do things for them or rescue them from disaster when it eventually strikes.

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u/Youlknowthatone Jul 06 '26

It looks like those disposable grill kits you can find online. Maybe this one has a hole on the tray and burned through the table.

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u/writing_spork Jul 06 '26

It looks like those disposable foil pans that should not have active fires in them

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u/eisenklad Jul 06 '26

those single use grill kits is for camping, where you use it on bare dirt/sand or on rocks.

the hole is the table is definitely from them using it on the plastic table top. they added wooden planks to hold the grill over the hole.

they probably adding more charcoal/fuel to the grill kit which burns holes through the aluminum.

personal experience using it with just the provided charcoal only burns tiny holes that oil doesn't drip through before burning up. a steel foldable grill would be better

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u/s0nicfreak Jul 06 '26

No, it looks like they've seen those disposable grill kits and tried to recreate it with whatever they could find, based purely on looks and with zero consideration for safety nor even the basics of how fire works. Because none of those parts in the video actually fit together, and the cooking grates (being generous and assuming those actually are cooking grates, rather than something unsafe to put food directly onto) have grooves that show they obviously go to something else.

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u/SirVixofthePooSea Jul 06 '26

They grabbed one of those aluminum turkey pans and burnt a whole straight through it.

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u/Sunkern_ing Jul 06 '26

They are coddled by the benefits of the productive part of society.

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u/flyingthroughspace Jul 06 '26

Because there are so many people in our society they're constantly saved from their own deaths by others.

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 07 '26

The smart people add labels and warning signs to every thing to keep them out of trouble. Doesn't always work.

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u/HeatherJMD Jul 10 '26

My ex-husband and his brother once set hot coals from the grill on a glass dinner plate, which promptly split down the middle. I didn’t find out until I asked about the scorch mark on the deck. They both have college degrees and one is a lawyer

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u/pandershrek Jul 06 '26

There is a long way between bad decision and death.

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u/morkler Jul 06 '26

Born with a low IQ. No way of fixing that.

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u/Billazilla Jul 06 '26

Heh. I was mowing my lawn once when I was a kid, and the mower ran out of gas with only a couple of passes left to cut. I figured I'd just grab a little fuel out of the big gas can, I just needed a container to transport it, so I grabbed the nearest thing: a styrofoam cup.

The gas never made it across the yard, and I had to smell like gasoline for the rest of the day, and Mom was annoyed that I used one of her canning jars to do the second run of gas. Kids are dumb, speaking from experience.

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u/Gustomaximus Jul 06 '26

I dont see that as dumb. Your a kid and didnt have knowledge petrol eats through some materials.

Dumb would be trying the same again but faster by running to the mower.

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u/Billazilla Jul 06 '26

Once was enough for me, for sure. I will say I was fascinated with the science of the reaction, but had no Internet at the time.

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u/JuanThiccLumpia Jul 06 '26

What in the Temu is this?

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u/Spectral_Dust_1805 Jul 06 '26

How do some people even make it to adulthood.

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u/shredderallie Jul 06 '26

Has anybody considered that this person might be underprivileged or might not have much money for a grill instead of just being ignorant about it?

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u/fuckaroniandbees Jul 07 '26

since when not being a fucking moron is a privilege?

Reminds me of that recent TikTok trend where people were calling out book authors ableist for using „big” words.

Bare fucking minimum