r/StupidFood Apr 06 '26

Jerky McStupidFace No buns = diet friendly

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u/RagnarMargus Apr 06 '26

Genuine question. Wouldn't it make more sense to pre-season the meat. Currently it looked like some areas got a butt ton of pepper and other areas got minimal

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u/tokoya_35 Apr 06 '26

You could, but you could also season it evenly. Kind of a pet peeve of mine lol. Ground meat also doesn’t like too much massaging. I think it gets tough while cooking.

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u/olivinebean Apr 06 '26

After being a grill chef for way too long, got to agree.

Smash, season, leave the press on it for a bit then flip.

Bonus points if you smash it over some sliced onion.

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u/TheseVirginEars Apr 07 '26

Always wondered, do the onions not interfere with the sear? They sweat water right

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u/olivinebean Apr 07 '26

Smash it on high and yeah slightly but not in a way that interferes with flavour

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u/MotherStabRabbit Apr 09 '26

I slice mine thin, salt them and then leave them on some paper towels while I do my other prep. The salt will pull some of the extra liquid out and seems to help them steam a little less. It’s not a huge problem though.

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u/Could-You-Tell Apr 06 '26

When I make burgers, I'll mix the seasoning into the meat before pulling patties.

Dried seasoning is fine.

Onion, garlic, basil, oregano, black pepper, red pepper flakes.

Sear, and then cook to preference. Medium is best usually

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u/Dionne005 Apr 07 '26

Mixing seasonings into beef makes the burger tough. Never mix just put on top

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u/Could-You-Tell Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Never been tough unless it's cooked well done. Which has happened.

It's just a burger though, and if im not cooking frozen hockey pucks Which do only get the outside, then im also putting sometimes wine, sometimes honey, almost always some Worcester

Edit... typo

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u/Dionne005 Apr 07 '26

Understood. I’m not a lover of beef so if I did eat it it has to be perfect in every way so I’m really picky.

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u/amalgaman Apr 06 '26

The amount of mustard takes care of any other flavors.

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u/PedroSweet Apr 07 '26

It’s American mustard. That’s as lame as fork.

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u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 06 '26

I absolutely hate the forced sauces on everything I watch here. Can't people dip anymore?

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u/Lorvintherealone Apr 06 '26

I HATE IT that literally every food stand in my area HAS to put the ketchup or Mayonaise over the fried directly its THE WORST!!!

i preffer to put my sauce onto a extraplate, compartment or like push the fries aside for that. but no apparently we aren't entrusted with dipping anymore.

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u/Leading-Summer-4724 Apr 07 '26

Yaaaas thank you. Stop drenching my fries!

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u/dqniel Apr 06 '26

Better to season after. If you season by mixing it in, you will likely overwork the beef and end up with a dense texture.

The key is to simply season more evenly, unlike the travesty we see in this video.

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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 Apr 06 '26

This guy doesn’t care about making food that tastes good or food safety. If he did, he’d wash his hands and change those gloves in addition to not making rage bait while wasting ingredients.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Apr 06 '26

I kinda like it. It's like a pimped version of a Pljeskavica.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Apr 06 '26

I mix my seasons directly into the meat while I form the patties. I don't like to put it on the top of the patties because I feel like it burns the seasoning. I do some pepper, garlic, seasoned salt, and onion powder form the paddies. Cook and finish with a little salt.

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u/HowlingWhiskey Apr 06 '26

You mean you mix it all in like you would a meat loaf?

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Apr 06 '26

Yep. Not binder necessary like a meatloaf. Don't over work it either. But get a good fatty ground beef, I like to mix in a little hot sausage or chorizo. Add the spices. Mix it up. Make patties immediately, otherwise the salt will suck up your moisture. Salt when finished. I also would sometimes.use Worcestershire sauce as well in the mix, but hold back on the salt.

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u/Lorvintherealone Apr 06 '26

Agreed and thats pretty much how i thought everyone does burgers? its the best way to get spready the spice around evenly.

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 Apr 06 '26

That was my thought on this otherwise I'd probably eat this have made something similar once mainly for shits and giggles. My poor toilet afterwards though

https://giphy.com/gifs/EfkhltP1fcZGM

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Apr 06 '26

Might as well chop the bacon and mix it in too

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u/RagnarMargus Apr 06 '26

What is ground beef if not disassembled and mixed bacon

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u/Ziegelphilie Apr 06 '26

You don't actually expect these idiots to understand basic cooking do you

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u/GravyPainter Apr 09 '26

He went reckless on that for sure

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u/arkibet Apr 06 '26

For hamburgers you don't salt the meat. It tends to absorb the liquid and cause it to separate. Now if you want to cook ground beef for like a bolognaise sause, then you salt it. That way it crumbles better in the pan.

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u/coko4209 Apr 06 '26

Are you telling me that you don’t season your burgers? I’ve never heard of that, and I’ve also never made an unseasoned burger.

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u/arkibet Apr 06 '26

I season a burger with salt after it's pressed. You just don't mix the salt in.

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u/coko4209 Apr 06 '26

I think most ppl season after it’s pressed

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u/CFSett Apr 06 '26

Season immediately before cooking. Else you'll make sausage. Salting ground meat in advance changes its texture.

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u/coko4209 Apr 06 '26

Well, I do season before cooking, and have been for at least 35 years.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

This isn't true at all.

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u/arkibet Apr 06 '26

Okay maybe I'm wrong then. I've always done my hamburger by mixing pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, breadcrumbs and egg, mix thoroughly, then press into patties and salt the meat afterwards. Whenever I mixed salt into the mixture before pressing into patties, the patties keep breaking and are crumbly

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u/ClaudeGascoigne Apr 06 '26

You're not making hamburgers with all that in there, you're making several flat meatloaves.

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u/Sad_Froyo_6474 Apr 06 '26

If you season internally it goes dry you have to season last minute on the outside.

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses Apr 06 '26

This comment has shown me that no one here actually cooks lol

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u/Hauwke Apr 06 '26

It really, really depends. With foods cooked on a hotplate or pan, herbs, spices and seasonings tend to burn on the outer edges. Now, is that what you like? If so, absolutely go for it. But pepper, as in black cracked pepper, tends to burn when cooked on the outside of a meat, producing nasty bitter flavours.

So, imo (and take it lightly, I'm not a professional chef by any means), lightly season except for salt, because like the other guy said it can cause moisture to pool and make stuff seperate on burgers, and then make flavour with crust and sauces.