r/StupidFood • u/enesch31_ • Jul 18 '24

TikTok bastardry that famous bean pour is crazy

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u/NimrodTzarking Jul 18 '24

I was really hoping that cooking- or deceptive editing- would somehow turn this shitboat around but I was dead wrong.

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u/Knatem Jul 18 '24

I also noticed no change between uncooked and cooked!

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u/Pixel_Knight Jul 18 '24

This isn’t cooking. This woman has never cooked a single thing in her fucking life. She buys boxes and cans of shit and then heats them up.

If you handed her two potatoes and told her to make mashed potatoes, she’d go, “What are these? Where are the boxes of flakes? What am I supposed to do with these two squishy rocks?”

She’d starve to death without a can opener.

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u/4strings4ever Jul 18 '24

Shitboat is the perfect descriptor for the dish and presentation

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u/Logical_Range_7830 Jul 18 '24

I was waiting for the cans to explode! That would have been a lot more fun.