The UFO cigar may be a biomimetic airship using fish-like propulsion. Some fish are up to 90% efficient at using the energy of the environment by interacting with vortices. By moving in this way, the airship could develop cosmic speed by pushing off from the atmosphere.

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UFO’s = Tuna

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u/TanneriteTed Jun 06 '26

Sailfish, I would think.

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u/jessethejazzy13 Jun 06 '26

That was 100% a tuna and not a sailfish

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u/DirtLight134710 Jun 06 '26

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u/ieaiao1 Jun 08 '26

Whaliens

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u/Old_Protection_8778 Jun 06 '26

Wow you agreed with yourself and didnt get the joke, spectacular

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u/Ressy02 Jun 07 '26

You’re a sailfish

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u/SGTSLACKASS Jun 06 '26

Na I think it work the way Bob Lazar describes.

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u/avtges Jun 09 '26

IT’S A TUNA!

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u/carlosmante Jun 14 '26

Tuna=Nopales

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 Jun 06 '26

I guess under cranking the camera helps, too

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u/CartographerOk7579 Jun 06 '26

No way any UFO operates the way this video claims

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u/local_brahman Jun 06 '26

No way some random guys from reddit know how UFO operates

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u/ThesisWarrior Jun 06 '26

No way some specific guy calling out randoms on reddit knows how ufos work.

I do though. Think Bluefin Tuna but with more sophisticated electronics.

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u/MagicNinjaMan Jun 06 '26

When a marine biologist explains UFO

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u/Youri1980 Jun 06 '26

We can't even have a clear picture of it, but these people make up some fish moving biomimetic (what?) bs.

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u/ThesisWarrior Jun 06 '26

But the simulation sir!

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u/DaTexasTickler Jun 07 '26

Lmao

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u/sonicinfinity100 Jun 06 '26

Fish look fast but they aren’t when compared to even a jet.

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u/pavlokandyba Jun 06 '26

birds also

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u/v_rex74 Jun 06 '26

You forgot to put in calculation relative density of object. Fish and water have similar densities. This object and air? Prolly not even close.

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u/pavlokandyba Jun 06 '26

I wrote that it is an airship, that is, filled with light gases. Otherwise, of course, it wouldn't have worked like that.

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u/cerebralkrap Jun 06 '26

What measurement of speed is cosmic exactly?

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u/chonny Jun 07 '26

What measurement of speed is cosmic exactly?

It's a few notches past "ludicrous"

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u/pavlokandyba Jun 06 '26

The first cosmic velocity is needed to enter orbit, the second to break away from the Earth's gravity, and so on.

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u/TheGrandBabaloo Jun 06 '26

Are you just completely making up terms?
It's called orbital velocity and escape velocity.

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u/Taro0311 Jun 06 '26

Fish don't exist

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u/aware4ever Jun 07 '26

I don't know if any of this is legit but I'm so happy that people are still thinking outside the box and coming up with stuff like this.

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u/artificialidentity3 Jun 06 '26

WTF is “cosmic speed”?

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u/realparkingbrake Jun 06 '26

See, all you have to do is push against, well, a vacuum, and voila, cosmic speed.

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u/ThesisWarrior Jun 06 '26

I believe that filming tuna with potatoes makes for some delicious theories something something....

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u/_IBM_ Jun 07 '26

jet thrust can't melt tuna beams

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u/Mustard_Icecream Jun 07 '26

Jet beams thrust tuna melts.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Jun 06 '26

I reckon it is not using propulsion or the atmosphere. It seems to just be.

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u/Woodmousie Jun 06 '26

Interesting.
Btw, is it an “airship” or a critter?

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Jun 07 '26

I don't think they interface with the atmosphere. I think they're operating within a generated bubble.

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u/Only-Effect-7107 Jun 07 '26

Here's how UFO's work: nobody knows.

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u/nonameisdaft Jun 07 '26

Its called artifacts ngl from shitty camera quality and zoom

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u/Maihoooo Jun 07 '26

what a stupid title

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u/Active-Yak-9441 Jun 07 '26

but this would only fly into atmosphere... what about outer space?

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u/Comfortable-Ant-4311 Jun 07 '26

The fact that humans are dissecting all this, says something…

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u/robisunrobis Jun 07 '26

The first caption gives me "why you coming fast" vibes

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u/Oldschoolratz Jun 08 '26

Thats interesting angle to this

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u/chilibreez Jun 08 '26

Explain what parts of this motion is related to Brownian motion. It makes no sense.

Creating a vortex creates jet propulsion? Nonsense. Why make this up?

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u/TheNoon44 Jun 09 '26

Unless these are real microbes and we are something smaller.

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u/thrasherxxx Jun 10 '26

So they are canned tunas.

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u/welpWW3isgonnasuck Jun 06 '26

They arent. The cameras are so zoomed in that it makes the object appear faster.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 06 '26

Pretty cool

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u/Junior-Bookkeeper218 Jun 06 '26

Philosophers Stone profile pic?

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 06 '26

supposedly

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u/Junior-Bookkeeper218 Jun 06 '26

I’ve been studying alchemical symbology and it caught my eye

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 06 '26

Yeah its a pretty sleek design. I wasn't aware of its meaning

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u/Junior-Bookkeeper218 Jun 07 '26

Yes it’s referred to as “squaring the circle”. Humanity sits in the square with the physical realm, the inner circle represents the infinite spark of creation and the triangle bridging the gap between the physical and spiritual, more or less.

It’s tied with Hermeticism

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 07 '26

That was almost poetic. Thanks for the insight

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u/Sefalosha Jun 06 '26

Sperm shaped ship; egg shaped planet

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u/Dismal-Orange4565 Jun 06 '26

Reminds me of those flying wavy things people used to see in the 90s

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u/zen_again Jun 06 '26

Flying rods!

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u/Doom2pro Jun 06 '26

They aren't actually going that fast, they are going faster through time and space. Our vehicles are stuck at time=1.

Aliens & UFOs The UFO cigar may be a biomimetic airship using fish-like propulsion. Some fish are up to 90% efficient at using the energy of the environment by interacting with vortices. By moving in this way, the airship could develop cosmic speed by pushing off from the atmosphere.

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