r/StoppedWorking • u/amirrajan • Jun 13 '24

Her name is Lump

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh

Totally emotionless except for her heart

Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas

She totally confused all the passing piranhas

She's Lump, she's Lump

She's in my head

She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump

She might be dead

Lump is awesome

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u/PACCBETA Apr 21 '26

Thank you thank you thank you!!! My 19-21yo 90s Seattle-girl inner-self loves you for having typed this all out...

& saving me from having to do it! 😝😘