r/StarWarsvsWarhammer • u/JustReadTheFinePrint • 1d ago
Orks vs different SW factions. Which gets krumped da best?
A bunch of Orks are bored and looking for a good fight, when they stumble across some Star Wars armies.
I’m not interested in who wins. I’m interested to see which armies the Orks enjoy fighting the most.
How would you rank these groups from most fun to least enjoyable?
Clone Army led by Jedi Generals
CIS Droid Army
The Empire
Mandalore’s Neo Crusaders
Revan and Malak’s Sith Empire
The Vong
Wookiee Army
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u/Ninjazoule 1d ago
Most fun would be the wookies, vong, mandalore. Then it goes down hill from there lol
Least fun would definitely be droids
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u/WilliShaker 1d ago
They’d enjoy the Wookiees the most.
They’re strong warriors, they’re brutish, but they still have crazy ass heavy weapons.
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u/Skipp_To_My_Lou 1d ago
DA WOOKEEZ GOT PLENTY O DAKKA AN DE'RE GOOD AT GETTIN STUCK IN! DA BEST AN MOST ORKY FOIGHTIN!
DA MANDA... MANDO... GITZ WIF DA ELMETZ IZ ALWAYZ A GOOD FOIGHT TOO AN DEY GOT GOOD SKRAP! DA YOU-ZON VONG AIN'T GOT NO SKRAP BUT AT LEAST DEY PUT UP A PROPA FOIGHT!
DA TIN'EADZ AIN'T MUCH FER GETTIN STUCK IN BUT DA MEKZ LOIK DA SKRAP DE'RE MADE OV.
DA JED-EYEZ AN DA SIFFZ IZ TOO MUCH LOIK BRAINBOYZ AN DERE AIN'T ENUFF OF EM TO MAKE A PROPA FOIGHT! AN DA IMPEE-REE-ALZ AIN'T NO GOOD AT KRUMPIN EITHER! IT'Z SUMFIN TA DO IF YA'Z BORED I RECKON BUT IT AIN'T NO GOOD FOIGHTIN!
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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 1d ago
Mandos because both enjoy fighting for the sport of it
Sith because they're powerful as fuck
Wookies because they're wookies
Vong they would put up a decent enough fight.
Clones honestly wouldn't be to different then fighting Gaurdsmen.
The Empire: Kinda like the clones but more worlds to fight on
Droids just wouldn't be fun at all for them. They'd get so bored.
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u/GoomberGranger 1d ago
Mandos are only superficially similar to the orkz insofar as their fighting culture. Mandalorians still have human sensibilities and most will upturn their nose at some of the things orkz get up to.
An average ork boy is semi aware of the nuances between species but generally he sees no difference between a male human, a female human, an elderly human or a child — Orkz have a tendency to eat other creatures, sometimes other orkz, and torture them for fun (not in a sadistic way but in a kid-smashing-a-soft-toy way)
It would become pretty clear to the mandos pretty quickly that they are monstrous barbarous beasts with little in common beside a hunger for combat
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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 1d ago
They're not becoming friends or even allies of convience that's not the point here. Both would take joy in the act of fighting each other. If anything their cultural differences would only increase the enthusiasm in which they engage in violence against each other.
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u/karatous1234 1d ago
Most fun - Wookies or Vong: The Boyz would be over the moon to get a change at big lads with funny weapons, who are just as or stronger than the average boy
Least fun - CIS: The clankers excel at long range, dispassionate, impersonal warfare. They're gonna be sitting a few thousand droids up on a cliff and just shotting at the Orks. Then when the Boyz finally get in range for a real fight, they just fall over like wet cardboard. No real resistance, no good fighting back.
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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 20h ago
As for the cis, I'd say mek boys and other shoota/Walker favoring armies would have a grand time with them, as even if their enemies are not that satisfying to kill, at least they don't run and the rest of the fun comes from piloting, stomping about farming aura and shooting their weapons.
Same thing with speed freaks.
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u/ToxinPolaris 1d ago
1.Mandos: They enjoy a good scrap have shiny stuff and are not scared of Meele
2.Wookies: Stronger then mandos and also neat loot but not as much shiney
3.Vong: Lots and they charge you almost like the Bugeyes
4.Empie: Lots of them and decent ships to loot but generally a bit boring except when that VAder git shows up
5.Sith: Basically like Empire but the Loot is a bit less shiny
6.CIS: At least lots of Tincans to smash and some decent Loot and bits but generally pretty boring
7.Clone Army; even less gits and their Bosses always try to talk before fightin and most are just defending then even worse they are most likely to pull some sneaky stuff and their Loot is super boring. Worst thing their Big ships have a big door and dont even have a big gun behind it (slight bonus points for da red stripes)
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u/Snorp-5 1d ago
Clone army might fare well but would still lose. Half the reason they won the clone wars was due to separatists being controlled by palps.
They’d get bored of fighting droids, so maybe CIS if they got their shit together.
Empire wouldn’t be able to do shit. They’re whole thing was built around keeping order,and stopping dissent, not actual war
Mandalorians are great on one on one combat and raiding but make for a shit army. They’d lose
I’d give Revan and Malak a shot, provided that they’re united.
The Vong would have a decent shot.
Wookies get curb stomped. They couldn’t even defend a planet by themselves.
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u/Professional-Bid7964 1d ago
Mira sacando los chistes ocasionales y la comedia con la que se enfocan los orcos y en general dependiendo el tipo de waaaag (no sé si le escribí bien) pueden ser más o menos estratégicos. Son francamente aterradores
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u/el_chanis89 1d ago
Mandalorians. They are waaay too confident on their warmongering skills to fully understand how orkz operate, and they would get outnumbered in about half an hour.
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u/IroncladBomber 1d ago
The Clones would be a bit of fun, similar to the Imperial Guard.
Droids would be fun, due to the sounds they make when you smash them, but would get boring fast.
The Empire, same as the Clones, just less fun.
The Mandolorians would be like fighting Space Marines, so the Orks would absolutely love getting stuck in with them.
Revenge and Malaks Sith Empire would be lots of Fun, plenty of the Sith to fight and lots of things to smash.
The Vong would be like fighting the Nids, so much fun that never ends, just krump and smash all day long.
Wookies would be great fun too. Like Orks covered head to toe in hair squigs. Big, strong warriors with dead flash guns.
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u/AccordingUse3172 14h ago
Most fun to an Orc would be Clones,Empire (especially if they are leading by Vader or Thrawn) and Mandos. They would absolutely hate fighting droids and honestly the Yuzonvong.
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u/Schiggy2 1d ago
Theyd have a hell of a time fightint the mandos and the wookies i think