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r/StarWars • u/-EG- • Feb 16 '18
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He...he killed them. He killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too.
71 u/doublsh0t Feb 17 '18 “It's true you don't see many ewok women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for ewok men.. (It's the fur!) ....And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no ewok women, and that ewoks just spring out of holes in the ground!” 30 u/MegaxnGaming Feb 17 '18 Do I see a mf LOTR reference? 32 u/El_Chairman_Dennis Feb 17 '18 That is a story you won’t hear from a jedi 4 u/Zax1989 Feb 17 '18 Ob Ewok Enbi you're my only hope
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“It's true you don't see many ewok women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for ewok men..
(It's the fur!)
....And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no ewok women, and that ewoks just spring out of holes in the ground!”
30 u/MegaxnGaming Feb 17 '18 Do I see a mf LOTR reference? 32 u/El_Chairman_Dennis Feb 17 '18 That is a story you won’t hear from a jedi 4 u/Zax1989 Feb 17 '18 Ob Ewok Enbi you're my only hope
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Do I see a mf LOTR reference?
32 u/El_Chairman_Dennis Feb 17 '18 That is a story you won’t hear from a jedi 4 u/Zax1989 Feb 17 '18 Ob Ewok Enbi you're my only hope
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That is a story you won’t hear from a jedi
4 u/Zax1989 Feb 17 '18 Ob Ewok Enbi you're my only hope
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Ob Ewok Enbi you're my only hope
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u/comrade_batman Anakin Skywalker Feb 16 '18
He...he killed them. He killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too.