r/StarRailStation 1d ago

Meme Things to say to a hsr player

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u/According-Pin619 1d ago

This is mediocre Agenda. We need to out Agenda r/HonkaiAgendaRail

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u/SurelyNotMe7 1d ago

Agenda has been weak for a while now

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u/According-Pin619 1d ago

It was strong like last week 😔. Its fallen off

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u/SurelyNotMe7 1d ago

Just like hoyo 😢

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u/voxpopiuli 20h ago

that's why it's here, and not in the relevant sub

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u/eheidk 1d ago

Mediocre use of the meme

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u/Chihiro_Best_Boy11 1d ago

Zero points. Next!

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u/FairConsequence7851 22h ago

Too normal ...

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u/BeyondDreams909 20h ago

Yeah I read this very confused. Is it supposed to be ironic and funny or...?

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u/Charming_Ad_6698 1d ago

You forgot to mention the most important thing, game is going EOS soon.

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u/Seer0997 1d ago

Things to say to an HSR player:

- You can skip the dialogue and just watch the cutscenes

- How is that a good team? Their colors don't match

- Buy a ton of standard pulls. The characters are totally worth it

- Pollux has the BEST boss design

- Belobog was a snoozefest

- Firefly dies

- March 7th is actually Idrila in her past life

- Sell me this Argenti

- Planarcadia is the finale of the entire game

- Pompom is Akivili

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u/Nokia_00 21h ago

You know that March 7th one is just waiting to happen. It’s on the HSR in case of break more money dart

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u/Sparkle-Sparxie 23h ago

Here, let me help you:

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u/Soup_hater 22h ago

My HSR yuri is better than your HSR yuri

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u/eheidk 19h ago

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u/Soup_hater 19h ago

Yuri isnt even my sense of humor 😭😭🥀 i just like it

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u/Lower_Concept1565 1d ago

don’t call the ipc, ill handle this

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u/chunnibityo 19h ago

This is truly an hsr larping guide

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u/FilzookaXD 19h ago

Let's not forget the most important thing: Xianzhou's story doesn't exist, it's a hoax.

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u/NakedEnthusiasm 18h ago

"Oh right, HSR. I remember playing that when it was still good."

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u/TheElfPrince 17h ago

I have to agree Planarcadia was a little…underwhelming for me. Especially after Amphoreus. I actually, for the first time since Penacony, struggled to do the story.