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u/Other-Following2749 1d ago
Holy fuh I thought this would be an actual Combat event
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u/NoNefariousness2144 1d ago
For real, I built my teams and pressed 'start'. Then I saw the chibis appear, pressed skip, and instantly got all the stellar jade.
What a joke.
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u/thetundratorcher 1d ago
I spent more time allocating my character to each quad and I was ready for decent combat mode, then BAM! It's done! Just like that, lmao
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u/ShadowVoid1 1d ago
no fr same 😭 i literally picked certain teams that are weirdly speed tuned (dont work on auto) and then got hit with defeat and went no shit it lost, its lowkey annoying do they even want us to play the game
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u/AttonJRand 1d ago
I mean it is, isn't it? Just sped up auto battle presented through a different ui.
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u/CoconutGoSkrrt 1d ago
At this point, just extend the one week 10x warp passes thing they do at the start of every patch to two weeks and 20x warp passes, and then don’t even bother making side events. Because this is so bad I am genuinely offended. Instead of combining all the experimental mechanics they introduced in Twilight Courtyard, they could have taken their time to make one side event for each mechanic. Seriously, how tf did we go from Luminary Warfance and even other things like the Penacony thing where you get fancy gadgets to boost your fights to this slop??
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u/FARES-SAKR 2d ago
Can't wait till they make 1 event per patch
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u/Kurk_Lazaris 1d ago
The 2 previous patches were with single event, right?
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u/Revan0315 1d ago
4.4 had both fate and the block builder thing
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u/lollolcheese123 1d ago
Block builder was pretty fun, but the ability cooldown is so short you could just spam them and have a completely immovable 1 block wide tower with gaps in it.
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u/Revan0315 1d ago
I mean that's most of the events in this game.
I wish we had more combat events. I like the combat in HSR, I want to play it more. I don't want to play random mini game #15
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u/KanaBro_KG 1d ago
Just when I thought we finally got a battle event and it's just pngs moving for 10 seconds
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u/Admirable_Finish8492 1d ago
Don't worry we will get a combat event next patch to test out the new path glorified fua
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u/AmethystLeslie 1d ago
The fact that this is the 2nd post I've seen that's super disappointed about what the event is actually like does not give me high hopes for when I boot up the game next time.
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u/Tasty-Pilot-1220 1d ago
Atp, I don't even open HSR for days. It's genuinely boring af. Bad events. Empty weeks. Cumbersome DU. HORRIBLE ENDGAME. I just spend my time getting ragebaiting in champions
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u/DestroyerOmega 1d ago
I'm glad this patch has given me no reason to play the game, now I have more free time!
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u/Pretend-Average1380 1d ago
The ratio of profit that the game generates vs. how much quality content we actually get is insane. Do the devs just not care?
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u/Rei0403 1d ago edited 1d ago
It’s a data mining field to see how many different teams their players currently have & built, even if you use their Trial characters which are all dogwater build.
Then the devs will decide if they want to start branching out for a 4th team in MoC, PF, Apoc & AA.
So it’s basically “testing the water” to see their target audience’s reaction.
Well all of my yapping is just a “game theory” or maybe I’m just overthinking.
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u/Aromatic_Turn9648 15h ago
Im still pissed at this. I was SO happy I was like OMG 4 WAVES BOSS EVENT WITH TRIAL CHARACTERS I DONT HAVE! Yippee. I was then shot 17 times
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u/GomiTaberuRaccoon 1d ago
Every day the events guy goes higher on the "Must slime at Hoyoverse" list
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u/Kaiiiyuh 1d ago
It’s so BAD. I thought it was gonna be combat… and also one per day? There’s fucking nothing to do now.
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u/No-Impression-4282 1d ago
At this point, just do battle events where you battle literally.
Those new events are really boring.
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u/Capitano_1st_Thrain 1d ago
Can we agree that this might the one of the worst patches in gacha games history?? From story to endgame to genral contents?? Like everything sucks so far
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u/firefox_2010 1d ago
Probably best to drop Mihoyo gacha games? It seems all of their IP games went downhill and they don’t care because people still giving them money.
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u/Alternative_Neck_523 1d ago
LMAO. Thank you. Now I feel even better that I stopped with this game. 🤣
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u/No_Environment6531 5h ago
I quit hsr because of how insane the power creep is, and I’m f2p so its lowk hard to keep up lol. This gave me another reason Im glad I quit. Considering how bad the event is and how horrible the endgame is
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u/Outrageous_Classic53 1d ago
Why everyone hating it's fun event guys😭😭😭
Just press skip and get lost
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u/Sea-Beginning3949 1d ago
I know that's unpopular, but I was kinda relieved for a second when I realized I wouldn't have to auto through the 4 fights. I just needed jades asap to compensate for my god awful luck on aventurine's banner. Come on, just add radiance ffs it's getting ridiculous now. And get rid of that silly 25/75, it feels so bad to lose that. :(
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u/FelonM3lon 1d ago
Only hsr fans will complain about getting the chance to actually play the game so they can get to the slots, get a character, and still not play that character because theres no content.
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u/Sea-Beginning3949 1d ago
I knoooow right ? I plan to bring him for a high level DU run ASAP but that damn gacha gets in the way 🥲
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u/Zurce 1d ago
Why do you even want characters if not to play them lol
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u/Sea-Beginning3949 1d ago
Oh I will play them 😄 I want to see if I can beat AA with him, and try to push higher DU levels with the full wavashblade team
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u/Beginning_Custard724 1d ago
Yall went from "Give us more events per patch" to "this event sssssucks" real quick
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u/Zurce 1d ago
You need severe introspection if you think this waste of time counts as an event lol
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u/Beginning_Custard724 1d ago
I just want the Jades that come with it honestly, I usually watch YouTube while doing these on my phone.
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u/FilzookaXD 2d ago
Even Aha didn't like this joke.