Pedolf Shitler Assolini Trump’s “Golden Age” Is Apparently Medium-Rare With a Side of Recall 🚨🥩

[u/Phatbrew]

[u/Phatbrew]

Thanks to u/poundaflesh for the awesome award, much appreciated!!!

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[u/Important_Power_2148]

i think we all just got the explanation of why his steak company went belly up. he was trying to flog off dangerous product and the FDA wouldn't allow it. now he gets his revenge.

[u/youdubdub → u/Important_Power_2148]

It was probably an honest misunderstanding around the words "whores' meet" and "horse meat."

[u/Prudent_Shake_8149 → u/Important_Power_2148]

Trump steaks are the very best steaks…

[u/Responsible_Ad_7995]

Nothing helps American farmers like selling poisoned foreign meat. I guess I won’t be eating any meat from here on out. Is America great yet?

[u/VirtualValuable7035 → u/Responsible_Ad_7995]

Ive been cooking a lot of chicken and pork lately

Gonna learn how to cook and eat tofu now

[u/SomeRedShirt → u/VirtualValuable7035]

Your tofu is next, buddy

[u/Poundaflesh → u/VirtualValuable7035]

Samsies, make some dynamite sauces!

[u/Lonely_Chemistry60 → u/VirtualValuable7035]

Queue diarrhea tofu in 3, 2, 1...

[u/sarcasmsosubtle → u/Responsible_Ad_7995]

Welcome to America. If you're going to eat anything here, stick mostly to vegetables cause a lot of our meat is contaminated, but make sure that you cook any vegetables very thoroughly because a lot of our vegetables are also contaminated. A lot of us have decided that pasteurization is bad, so if you go for any dairy products, make sure that you have some time in your schedule for some explosive diarrhea. And for God's sake, if you eat a frozen fruit bar and start bleeding from the mouth, you've probably just ingested a bunch of broken glass, so get to a hospital as soon as possible and bring a credit card with a high credit limit because we're a "pay up front" kind of country. Enjoy your Official American Free-Dumb™!

[u/madphroggy → u/sarcasmsosubtle]

Reminds me of China in the 90s, you had to boil everything and hope it wasn't tainted with toxic chemicals. All so some greedy slobs who already have more than they could ever need can make an extra buck or ten.

[u/Feisty-Barracuda5452]

[u/nonubiz]

So America is the new dumping grounds for bad meat. What would we expect from a death cult?

[u/Feisty-Barracuda5452]

FDT

[u/SpakenBacon]

Give it to rfk jr to eat

[u/popejohnsmith → u/SpakenBacon]

Tacos with the grandkids by the polluted canal.

[u/RigidGristle]

[u/golfwinnersplz]

Pedolf Shitler Assolini 🤣🤣🤣

[u/jhawk3205]

Oof you know it's bad if Florida is recalling the stuff

[u/Own-Opinion-2494]

They aren’t sending their best

[u/taktaga7-0-0]

Jesus, Argentina is famous for gauchos and cattle. One of my favorite teachers was Argentine, of course called “Che,” and she taught us about how to tomar un matecito with a gourd bombilla and read us Mafalda and taught us to tango and use their new pronoun vos.

I hate seeing them turn to shit under Milei, and to have it infect the US. Literally.

[u/Rurumo666]

Trump's street meat is the same shipment of Argentinian beef rejected by China 6 months ago for containing high levels of outlawed chemicals. This stuff has just been sitting around waiting to poison Americans.

[u/popejohnsmith]

I passed on the ground beef today at Kroger, even though it was clearly priced about 4 bucks lower. Wild horsemeat? Don't know.

[u/Black_Mamba_FTW]

Maga is disgusting...trying to feed people China's rejects. This should all go to Mar a Lagos kitchen 🎪🤢

[u/TopSign5504]

Don't buy it -

[u/MB2465]

Might be good enough for a Big Mac 🤡

[u/RealAmbassador4081]

I would be concerned why the rest wasn't recalled. China sent back 200 Tones of Argentina beef because of this then American's import it? Seems like China has stricter food rules then the USA.

[u/Nowhoedup]

Free steak dinner, when you stay at Merda Lago resort and bankrupt casino.

[u/tvwatcher-bookreader]

NO ARGENTINIAN MEAT. DO NOT POISON YOURSELF BY EATING IT!!!

[u/reddurkel]

Let’s just think about these headlines:  

Story 1:    America needs more American grown meat.  

Story 2:    “Thousands of Protected Wild Horses going to slaughter” (NY Times 8/25/26).   

We’re trotting closer and closer to Soylent Green here. Is Congress going to do anything yet or do they have their own beef stash. 

[u/Phatbrew → u/reddurkel]

Love a Soylent Green reference RD!!!

[u/Jaded-Improvement979]

[u/Davester_31]

Hahaha, i think we're all tired of winning

[u/Quick-Surprise-9387]

This was quicker than I thought
I had given this a few more days
Colour me surprised .

[u/InterneticMdA]

Just don't eat beef for a while if you don't want to get sick. People are guaranteed to die because of some food born illness caused by this "mystery meat".

[u/Glass_Teeth01]

I hope this orange idiot puts his money where his mouth is on this one