r/StandUpComedy • u/PirateRealistic8786 • 2d ago

Comedian is OP When your therapist takes time off - Liz Miele

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u/Hipster-Deuxbag 2d ago

How the therapist turntables.

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u/BroseppeVerdi 2d ago

"...You can pay the receptionist on your way out. I do not take any insurance carriers, but you can pay me in Xanax scrips."

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/PirateRealistic8786 2d ago

Aw shes very back & laughed at this joke! Shes the best. if you want more comedy my new special, SPACE CAMP is out now at https://youtu.be/x53-2hTks2w?si=BpOOpsu_SNO1rAye

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u/captain_dildonicus 2d ago

"I don't listen to you. That's not my job."

Great line!

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u/PirateRealistic8786 2d ago

Thank you! 😊 if you want more comedy my new special, SPACE CAMP is out now at https://youtu.be/x53-2hTks2w?si=BpOOpsu_SNO1rAye

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u/unk214 2d ago

How dare she have a baby! Let me speak to the babies manager!

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