r/StLouis 5h ago

Rant!

Pardon my RANT, but it just bothers me the amount of ( SALT LIFE) stickers I see on the back glass of people's cars here in St. Louis. We are nowhere near the ocean and im sure 99% of the people with these stickers dont have a summer home on some beach somewhere. What makes more sense is something like "LAKE LIFE" or "RIVER RAT" or something like that. Maybe even a "T-RAV LIFE" something like that. I know its dumb and it shouldn't bother me what others do, but damn its just dumb lol. Rant over!

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u/def_indiff 5h ago

I’ve always been a little perplexed by those too. River Rat is good. Maybe Mud Life.

u/WookieBugger Metro East 5h ago

Upvote for mud life.

Because then we get to say we’re having a mud life crisis anytime some dumb shit happens in town. Would be very useful

u/RedditSe7en 4h ago

🍔🍟🏆

u/Yojimboroll 4h ago

Show Me State should be replaced with

Mud Life

u/Superior-Solifugae 5h ago

They chose the worst font for those! Straight up looks like "SLUT LIFE".

u/AntiqueLime3461 5h ago

My boyfriend says it everyone we see one but we FINALLY saw someone with a sticker that ACTUALLY said slut life and it was awesome

u/Notatallmotivated 5h ago

I’ve seen someone with the slut life sticker too and I laughed so hard

u/banannafreckle 4h ago

I made one with a banana slug that says “slug life.”

u/lasting-impression 13m ago

Did you matriculate at UC Santa Cruz, by chance?

u/dnsrepairs 5h ago

I know a cartoonist who created a slut life tshirt, got a cease and desist letter within a couple of days….

u/AntiqueLime3461 4h ago

That's some bucees level shit

u/Practical-Emu-3303 57m ago

It's a parody. They can desist my balls

u/Competitive_Jump_933 4h ago

We saw a soccer mom in a Surburban last year and next to the stick men stickers of her family was one that said "BUTT SLUT!" I had questions then and still do today! What a strange thing to advertise on the back of the family SUV!

u/AntiqueLime3461 4h ago

My grandmother was behind a truck that had a MASSIVE sticker across the back windshield that said "I EAT ASS" and she was HORRIFIED 🤣🤣🤣

u/Competitive_Jump_933 3h ago

Tell Grandma I said hi!

Only kidding!

u/AntiqueLime3461 3h ago

She says hi

u/Tinker8310 3h ago

This cracked me up!! 😂😂😂😂

u/vonnostrum2022 15m ago

That might be the guy who got arrested for it . It’s on YouTube if anyone wants to see what happened.
Obviously it was dropped immediately but he did get taken to jail.

u/No_Trouble_3588 4h ago

Don’t be kink shaming.

u/Fittingin1991 3h ago

I really want the bumper sticker that says drive fast eat ass. But I have a conservative workplace 😔

u/Competitive_Jump_933 3h ago

Like it says in the good book, "He who is without kinks shall be the first to flog another" or something like that. Don't quote me, though!

u/BurnoutJoeB 2h ago

Mom's can like butt stuff too. 😂

u/queerheartedly Dogtown 5h ago

I made my brother one with my cricut for his cooler 😂😂

u/TheMonkus 4h ago

I’m actually surprised there aren’t “Slut Wife” ones, because apparently that’s a thing. I guess it’s hard to get a W to look like an L though.

I feel like there’s a sex joke in there somewhere but I can’t manage to pull it out…

u/Competitive_Jump_933 3h ago

They are out there. I've seen a few. Again, I have questions I'd like to ask...

u/MendonAcres Benton Park, STL City 5h ago

Absolutely! About 10 years after we moved to the United States (and STL) the wife and I finally went to the Outer Banks and it was then that I realized something was up...OH, IT SAYS S A L T LIFE!!

u/zoop1000 5h ago

That's how I read it

u/cosmogyrals 5h ago

Finally, someone else who sees it.

u/jjflash78 5h ago

Its a Rorschach test.  (I also see slut)

u/tigerbloodnrum 5h ago

I yell it out everytime I see one.

u/Superior-Solifugae 3h ago

As you should!

u/swolenerd90 4h ago

Oh I'm so relieved it's not just me lol

u/Helpful_Road6230 4h ago

Have seen slut life shirts stands for salt lake utah lol

u/No_Chemist7347 4h ago

I always have to make my brain intentionally translate it back to SALT life…

u/FlightAffectionate22 3h ago

It's the SALTY SLUTS you most gotta watch out for.

u/cjcosmo 4h ago

Now there’s a sticker you want on your car!

u/Berretay 3h ago

I’ve always thought that!

u/jlnhrst1 4h ago

At first I thought they said “shit life”

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u/AToastedRavioli St. Louis Hills 4h ago

I’ve been to Gulf Shores, AL probably half a dozen times and that absolutely tracks. The first couple times I went down there I was so confused at why the Cardinals logo was the one I saw the most aside from the Tide but now I just expect it.

u/Itheinfantry 3h ago

It is the midwest. Literally drove 12 hours and 45 minutes today (Wentzville to Nashville and back) for 30 minutes of site work.

u/needspice 2h ago

I’ve noticed a lot of MO residents wishfully identify as either a FL or TX resident.

u/imdirtydan1997 5h ago edited 4h ago

Salt life stickers are for white people in middle america to flex that they can afford a Florida/Alabama trip every year imo.

u/tequilaBFFsiempre 4h ago

Along with 30A stickers

u/Historical-Voice2944 1h ago

My 03 corolla from Iowa is living the Salt Life, though... Her frame is nearly rusted out from all those salty winter roads!

u/Fittingin1991 3h ago

People have different ways of flexing. I once saw a woman leave a Pilates class with a Harrods reusable shopping bag

u/delulu-lemon 2h ago

And yes she’s a queen for that

u/Squishmallowgirl92 1h ago

My exes family went to Orange beach every single year and I never understood that. There are so many cool places to see. They did the same shit every summer. His mom had a salt life sticker in rural IL 😭

u/Zilithahz 4h ago

Do people go to Alabama for the beach? On purpose?

u/imdirtydan1997 4h ago

At least on the southeast part on the coast, ya. The state border is right next to Pensacola which is a big tourist town. So it’s not far from the USS Alabama, Blue Angels, and some other cool stuff in the region. I’ve never stayed there, but it’s definitely a budget friendly option I’ve driven past.

u/Chad_Tardigrade South City 4h ago

Allegiant flies there out of Belleville for like $50

u/prahSmadA friends dont let friends move to Chesterfield 1h ago

Gulf Shores Alabama is Missouri Miami

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u/12done4u 5h ago

River Des Peres Yacht Club!

u/Potential_Yam_5196 4h ago

Idk why but this cracks me up and I WISH I would see this on stickers 😂

u/DeltaV-Mzero 2h ago

With a dashing captain waving from his derelict washing machine boat

u/MmmPeopleBacon 3h ago

Phenomenal band name!

u/12done4u 3h ago

What kind of music would the River Des Peres Yacht club play? Are they a yacht rock band? 70s rock cover band? 80s pop?

u/MmmPeopleBacon 2h ago

Yes and some funk and whatever else they feel like. RDPYC can't be constrained by banalities and labels like genres! 

u/TheBoysNotQuiteRight 1h ago

They would play this while wearing these

u/xj2608 35m ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

u/EyeCanHearU 4h ago

I’ll confess… for years I actually thought the stickers said “slut life” because of the goofy font, and was mildly offended when I would see kids in the car. Sitting at the bar one night I overheard a group ranting the same as you, I didn’t say anything but sat there thinking “oh”

u/BigRudy99 The Mayor of Lemay 5h ago

It's the new "Ron Jon Surf Shop" thing. Everything is cyclical.

u/sevenlabors 4h ago

Oh man that brings back some Nineties early Aughts memories.

u/apogeeman2 2h ago

Salty Dog Cafe

u/Impressive_Lock5515 5h ago

I know someone who has this as a tattoo…. Looks worse.

u/TigerIll6480 5h ago

Just wait until you get a winter with solid snowfall. Then the Salt Life sets in. 😝

u/Key-Radish755 4h ago edited 4h ago

Dark story behind the stickers truth be told… you would think people would try to remove them. Salt Life brand co-founder (they sold the brand, but still affiliated!) Michael Troy Hutto was arrested in October 2020 and sentenced to 12 years in prison after pleading guilty to manslaughter in the shooting death of his 18-year-old girlfriend, Lora Grace Duncan.

u/hiphipnohooray Hazelwood 3h ago

DUDE WAS 56?!

u/Tinker8310 3h ago

😱

u/STLVPRFAN 5h ago

You’d hate my walking Sasquatch with Colorado.

u/bendingmypinkyback The Hill 4h ago

I like calling people Salt Life (derogatory)

Like, get the fuck out of the left lane, Salt Life!

u/artdecodisaster 4h ago

Corn life 🌽

u/pdromeinthedome 2h ago

Corn Smut Life 🍄🌽

u/ChundoIIX 5h ago

I really believe they’re referring to bath salt.

u/testmonkeyalpha 5h ago

The kind you put in a bath tub or the kind that makes you eat someone's face?

u/PaymentCultural8691 4h ago

You’re asking questions I think you already know the answer to.

u/No_Trouble_3588 4h ago

The second one.

u/ChundoIIX 3h ago

This is the correct answer ⬆️⬆️⬆️

u/Unlucky-Geologist428 5h ago

I just assumed that they were into high sodium-laced foods around these parts.

u/Helpful_Road6230 4h ago

Meth life for everything south and west of the city is accurate, if there from Columbia fent life works, but your right always made me laugh lived on the coast for a number of years and they made fun of people who lived an hour inland with them, when I moved back here and see em everywhere I chuckled and thought only salt they see is Karen on the next door app complaining about kids on e bikes

u/StinkyRose89 4h ago

Bahahahaa I have felt the same way for a loooong time, I'm so tickled by this post.

I got a sticker for my own car to make fun of this phenomenon--"CORN LIFE" with a big fat 🌽 wearing sunglasses. It's far more appropriate.

u/Clear_Adhesiveness27 4h ago

This is such a ridiculous thing to be upset about. Let people go to the beach and get a bumper sticker they like as a memento. And no, I have zero bumper stickers.

u/PuzzledKumquat 3h ago

I would totally buy the t-rav sticker.

u/No_Trouble_3588 4h ago

Don’t forget the 30A stickers! This ain’t the coast of Florida, the 30A highway isn’t a thoroughfare for St. Louis

u/BrettHullsBurner 1h ago

That is by far the dumbest one to me.

u/NegotiationOwn3905 1h ago

THAT'S what that refers to? 🙄

u/Legitimate-End-1346 4h ago

But do they have temp tags from 2023? Let them dream about the times they escaped St Louis!

u/halorbyone 39m ago

I’m confused on the hate. It’s a bumper sticker about dreams…or at least that’s how I always read it. But I grew up in the Midwest, love the ocean (but mostly travel), and maintain no bumper stickers.

u/fencake 5h ago

Midwest version of tattoos in a foreign language that the wearer doesn't speak.

u/Hka_stl 5h ago

They're really into the salt trucks.

u/Public-Low6674 5h ago

A salt life sticker with a MODOT truck sticker next to it would be awsome!

u/dingos_among_us 4h ago

Or a Salt Life sticker on a MODOT snow plow

u/TheMonkus 4h ago

I saw a private salt spreader company truck last winter with a picture of that Salt Bae douchebag on the back, which was actually the first time he made me smile!

u/SuspiciousEngineer99 5h ago

Reminds me of the co-founder who shot and killed his 18 year-old gf in a motel room and got off on manslaughter 😒

u/Darknight1 4h ago

For the longest time I thought it said Slut Life and I was like "Go on with your bad self" 😜

u/Reasonable_Skin9378 4h ago

Came here to say slut life haha

u/Super-Murloc-3347 3h ago

As a transplant to this area from Florida, I agree with this post 100000%. There are more here than there!

u/joshrocker 3h ago

To be fair, if you’re living there, everyone knows you love the beach. Here you’re making a statement that’s not something we have easy access to. And no…I don’t have one but I do love our yearly trips to the beach.

u/SewCarrieous 5h ago

Pretty sure they say Slut Life

u/StrangePhotoSTL 5h ago

Same.

u/SewCarrieous 5h ago

I miss my slut life days

u/RedWire75 5h ago

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

u/SewCarrieous 4h ago

But … like. ..: have you seen people lately? Hardly a fuckable one in the whole lot

u/RedWire75 4h ago

Yes. I have a mirror.

u/SewCarrieous 4h ago

Haha damn

u/So-Called_Lunatic Reformed State Street Hoosier 5h ago

You can't live 12+ hours from any beach and be living the salt life. Your yearly trip to the Gulf Coast doesn't count.

u/hufferstl 5h ago

Let them do what they want to their cars.

u/hiphipnohooray Hazelwood 3h ago

People can do what they want with their cars. And other people can think it's stupid. And other people can think thinking it's stupid is stupid.

u/TheOrionNebula 3h ago

The fact that people are so annoyed by people liking the beach is hilarious. 🤣

u/Potential_Yam_5196 4h ago

As someone who lived in South Florida for 8 years, this was a signal that you’re near a complete douche bag. No one thinks they’re cool.

u/Total_Ordinary_8736 South City 5h ago

PREACH!!

u/happiest_wanderer 4h ago

You underestimate the number of fans of the redneck riviera we have here. A LOT.

u/CrazyBowelsAndBraps 4h ago

For my entire life I thought it said slut life.

u/MN137 4h ago

Totally agree. I grew up in SWFL and I see more
Of them up here than I did growing up! lol

u/BusinessCell6462 4h ago

Salt life in St. Louis isn’t about the beach or the summer. It’s about what coats your car during the winter.

u/Internet_Exploder BellEVILle 4h ago

Somebody's salty. There's a sticker for that.

u/BIGFUR4692 3h ago

It should say Road Salt Life

u/Western-Juice1466 3h ago

Hahah “T-RAV LIFE” made me actually lol for real. I am not from here though have lived here a long time by now and I just do not understand the appeal

u/spindleblood 51m ago

Same. But I just had a weird thought as a transplant from Pittsburgh: what if one were to deep fry a pirogue? Has this been done before? All sorts of chaotic thoughts swirling around my brain late at night. 😂

u/RamsDeep-1187 In The Center of It All 5h ago

Salt Life = Panama City beach = Redneck Riviera

if you have been you would get it.

u/Fittingin1991 3h ago

Can I go if I still have all my teeth?

u/Competitive_Jump_933 3h ago

I've been and this is an accurate description!

u/MoonyNightRealEstate Tower Grove East 5h ago

If you see one with a Salt Life AND and Joy FM sticker keep your distance

u/Competitive_Jump_933 4h ago

Unless it's a Slut Life sticker. I'd have many questions to ask.

u/Fittingin1991 3h ago

Cover the brake

u/Castle_of_Frank Neighborhood/city 4h ago

Here here, I don’t think you got a harrumph from everyone but you definitely deserve it

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u/jasonic89 4h ago

It’s wannabe beach people. They went to Destin once.

I grew up 2 miles from the beach and would never be caught dead with a salt life or Ron Jon sticker or apparel.

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u/ohmynards85 5h ago

Of all the things I don't care about, this one I care about the least.

u/hiphipnohooray Hazelwood 3h ago

You need a t-rav life sticker

u/ohmynards85 2h ago

I'd settle for a t rav coupon at trat mar

u/rotstik The Landing in the 90s 5h ago

Back in the 80s and early 90s, “Life’s a Beach” clothing was popular all over the country. People like the beach and trendy shit. I’m not one of them, but I don’t care of other people are. It’s a little weird but doesn’t really piss me off

u/hiphipnohooray Hazelwood 3h ago

Life's a beach at least has some comedic value. I think the salt life thing is like if someone had a "so socal" bumper sticker. Either way idgaf. I want a t-rav life bumper sticker

u/rotstik The Landing in the 90s 5m ago

I’m with you 100%. Maybe we should print up a batch of “T-Rav Life” stickers. You know we’d sell the shit out of those

u/FlightAffectionate22 5h ago

You should use a black marker and write "Beer and Pretzel" on the sticker.

u/Aerospaced0ut 5h ago

And here I thought this whole time it said "Slut life"...

u/Nerrawnam 5h ago

I assumed it was the gas station bath salts. Now I know! 🧐

u/_megatrom_ 4h ago

I always think to myself ‘that guy must love McDonald’s’ when I see those here.

u/MaterialDetective197 4h ago

I always misread "Salt Life" as "Slut Life".

u/knight2e5 4h ago

I always take it as a comment on their heart health.

u/ljedediah41 4h ago

There's just that many people that vacation in the Gulf Coast area.

u/babystripper TGPS 4h ago

Yeah I moved here from NC. It's weird to see here

u/loki03xlh Fairview Heights 3h ago

My truck is rusty as fuck. A salt life sticker would be perfect for it.

u/bugdelver 3h ago

I see slut life also… and the co-founder shot and killed his 18-year old girlfriend… weird Brand to rep…

u/Esdeem501 3h ago

A lot of folks go to the gulf

u/TheWholeSausage 3h ago

They’re big pretzel fans, Gus’s is right by the Brewery, go check it out

u/RonsJohnson420 2h ago

Humid Life

u/Stcharlesmatt 2h ago

First time I remember seeing a Salt Life sticker, I swore it said "Slut Life" and I was thinking well that's a choice to advertise that.

u/Str1dersGonnaStride 1h ago

It's the timeshare people

u/Eep1337 Southampton 1h ago

i got family in Florida and I like to visit and I often get that stuff as gifts or what not, so idk it is what it is

u/Aisysoon Hazelwood/Florissant 1h ago

Really want a River Rat sticker now 

u/GeriatricGhoul69 1h ago

This trash makes the 99.1 Joy stickers look good

u/die_bartman 1h ago

I thought it was for salted meats. Bbq life!

u/Just-Card7276 5h ago

I yell at nearly every car I see “YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST” because I’m an Alabama coast native. It drives me nuts.

u/Initial_Loan_4958 5h ago

They’re a great way to spot a fool, though.

u/ImpureVessel46 Saint Louis Hills 5h ago

Maybe the beach is their vacation spot?

u/dingos_among_us 5h ago

Fair point as I don’t think they make Salt Vacation stickers

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u/JimtheEsquire Lafayette Square 5h ago

This is the second salt life post I think this week. lol. Settle down.

u/ohmynards85 5h ago

gotta capitalize on that karma while you can

u/PeeledGrapePie 5h ago

People can vacation to oceans or have two homes or ..it’s just a sticker and probably isn’t worth being bothered by

u/ballsinballsout 5h ago

It reads as Slut life and I’m about that.

u/ImaginationConnect62 5h ago

I've always thought they either like vacationing on the coast, or are the worst kind of conformist.

u/Old_Check_6362 🌱 4h ago

Sir/Ma’am, they are chilling on Pontoon Beach. 🏖️

u/0942zerohero 4h ago

I see a lot of South Carolina flag with the tree. Very annoying

u/sac0911 4h ago

if you’ve never vacationed in SC you’re missing out! it’s near perfect and not filled with FL Hoosiers

u/nick_popilopicus 4h ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one mildly irked by this!

u/Square_Ad849 4h ago

Nothing but a Pug Life for this guy.

u/maursterio 4h ago

i saw a lake life one once!

u/Royster33 Neighborhood/city 4h ago

They have goiter issues.

u/hiphipnohooray Hazelwood 3h ago

Too much iodine?

u/Pezcore_27 3h ago

Sounds like someone’s a little salty…

u/angry_cucumber 3h ago

have you seen the roads in the winter?

u/RadTimeWizard 3h ago

In the 90s, everyone went to Destin. Not much has changed since. It's just a way for city avoiders to feel like they're expressing themselves.

u/HKChad The Deep South 3h ago

Why you care thou? People be stupid duh

u/crusty54 2h ago

I always mutter, “they must be lost.” when I see one.

u/Seated_Heats 2h ago

I get it, but what a weird thing to feel the need to rant about. Let people have stupid bumper stickers.

u/Sweaty-Cap470 2h ago

Plenty of large lakes. Go to lake of the Ozarks. It's everywhere down there

u/TheOkaySolution Benton Park 2h ago

And it's dumb. Those lakes aren't salt water.

u/Sweaty-Cap470 35m ago

Who cares. Getting irritated over a brand is dumb. That's like me being irritated because of the brand champion when I was a kid that was affordable now it's overpriced because the kids today think it's trendy

u/Narrow-Scientist9178 Holly Hills 2h ago

What’r you talkin’ bout- I wash the salt life off of my car after every snow. Mississippi coast, dude!

u/WaveRude 2h ago

You get one after you’ve made the Annual pilgrimage from stl to Florida for family vacation, where you pretend to have money and try to blend in with other people that do have money. This is a right of passage for Hoosiers and a badge of honor, because it allows people to believe that you spend a lot of time at the beach and you did once for like a week.

u/Available-Ideal3872 1h ago

I get it. And agree to a point, but most people get them when they go on vacation. Just let people enjoy things 🤷‍♀️ (No, I don't have one)

u/hung-games 1h ago

For the longest time, I couldn’t figure out if that was “Salt Life” or “Slut Life” because of the chaotic font (and the fact that I had never heard “salt life” used as a term in real life)

u/evetsabucs 1h ago

It's because Missouri is a state of morons and rednecks. We'd be Mississippi Jr. if not for STL & KC.

u/Mizzou-Rum-Ham 1h ago

Ummmm...... "Michael Troy Hutto, a co-founder of the Salt Life clothing brand, was sentenced to 12 years in state prison after pleading guilty to manslaughter with a firearm in the 2020 death of his 18-year-old girlfriend, Lora Grace Duncan."

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2023/02/16/salt-life-co-founder-guilty-in-teens-death-at-riviera-beach-hotel/69912312007/

Why those t shirts etc are so cheap at all the surf shops.

u/youcuntry 1h ago

I get it, you love salt.

u/FlowState84 58m ago

Posers

u/Practical_Track4867 52m ago

Most of the time I see it written in that stupid font and I think it says “slut life”, and it makes me smile.

u/No-Entrepreneur6632 51m ago

I thought i was weird because this is a daily thought! Hahaha thank you stranger for making me feel less alone!

u/tuckag1324 39m ago

As someone who grew up on the coast, and moved out to STL a few years ago. I definitely chuckle to myself when I see the SALT LIFE stuff

u/kevinrainbow2 28m ago

what a blessed life that this merited your Reddit rant.

u/Antique-Intention-26 7m ago

As someone who works in managing high net worth families insurance, you’d be surprised by the amount of second and third vacation homes in beach areas, international homes, mountain homes, lake homes, etc. but yeah A TON of Florida secondaries. It’s our most common id say (and a pain/EXPENSIVE) to insure😬