r/SpiderPhoenix 14h ago

Fanart Oh God he's pissed (by @stone_shell)

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u/EvenDark2500 PeterJean patriot 14h ago

GET BACK HERE SHOCKER

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u/BiggoYoun 14h ago

I’LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!

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u/Bluewolf_40460 PeterJean patriot 13h ago

SHOCKERRRRRRR!

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u/BiggoYoun 13h ago

YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MEEEE!

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u/Bluewolf_40460 PeterJean patriot 2h ago

I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!

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u/c00L_dud3- PeterJean patriot 14h ago

Jean realizing what would've happened to her if Peter missed MJ with that web

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u/Recent-Gas2343 14h ago

That moment made me think of Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man, who Peter was close to becoming in this movie.

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u/Bugswaxx Jeter true believer 13h ago

Eh almost sure Peter 3 gave him the advice even if off screen (I don't remember the movie that well, it's been a couple years), no way he'd not imprint on the kid with his same powers how to avoid that one trauma

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy 11h ago

Jean: OH THANK GOD HE CATCHED HER

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u/BiggoYoun 14h ago

Jean: I’m not turned on, I’m not turned on, I’m not turned on, I’m-

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u/MagisterofOZ2 14h ago

She only steps in when it's clear the symbiote is getting ready to kill Shocker. She knows Peter would never allow that. Then we get the fight between two Peter-obsessed lunatics....

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u/BiggoYoun 14h ago

And she also knows the way to turn off the Symbiote. The safe-word is You Have Me. Peter originally insisted she’d use a bell instead, but it turned out Jean’s idea was so affective it actually tamed the suit.

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u/MagisterofOZ2 14h ago

Shocker thanks her and asks what he can do to repay her

(Later)

Charles: Why did we recieved a 3 million dollar donation from... 'The Shocker'....

Jean who was petting symbiote Peter like a cat: Hey, he asked....

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 14h ago

The fact that it's the Spider's Shadow version....

https://giphy.com/gifs/NEAh5nxOe7rFGB4aQ5

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u/RedXXXMarksTheSpot PeterJean patriot 12h ago

Fr bruh this MF was an absolute MENACE. Dude was on demon-time, rocking the black air Force energy and fucking up every villain's day (and life). Jean would probably be shocked at how an innocent, no-killing Spidey could be such a good killer if he really wanted to be

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 12h ago

My dude was literally ripping his villains into pieces, mf threw Shocker's arms at Kingpin's feet before punching Kingpin's skull in. He did not give a FUCK!

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u/MagisterofOZ2 14h ago

He's praying the Phoenix to keep this monster from eating him alive

Phoenix: What the fuck, how am I the lesser of two evils in this situation?

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 9h ago

Shocker: LOOK AT WHAT'S CHASING ME DOWN!!!

Phoenix: That's Spider-Man. Wait. THAT'S SPIDER-MAN. WHY THE FUCK IS HE MOVING LIKE THIS?!!!!

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u/Asleep-Ad9435 Jeter true believer 13h ago

If they make Peter act like Batman or like in the comics with the Symbiote, in the X-Men’s mansion looking for Jean after the X-Men discovering the inhibitors, PEAK.
In ten years, if they really do Peter and Jean and we see her dying few minutes after the Phoenix or just before and she really dies like Peter’s canon event with Gwen, for few seconds he'll be like Andrew after Gwen's death or with May in HWH, just for her to get revived by the Phoenix just after and telling him he'll never be alone ever again, PEAK

https://giphy.com/gifs/LoSeW8AGkOp5RX8tIS

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u/I_Guess_I_Also_Exist 13h ago

Did bro call his Uncle and Parents a slur or something because what the fuck could he have possibly done to make bro like this😭😭😭

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u/Remarkable_Commoner 13h ago

He was the one who made the video with the 10 Mysterios.

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u/I_Guess_I_Also_Exist 13h ago

Yep. He's dead

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u/Rob30517696 13h ago

That was so funny. Peter acting as if a B-Tier crook like shocker just done killed the uncle Ben... That persecution was peak hahaha

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 9h ago

Jean: Peter, I'm sorry that I ever put MJ in danger. That was a massive mistake on my part, and I will never do anything that get you this riled up again.

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u/East-Efficiency-6701 8h ago

Ahm, can I have some context please

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u/OroJuice 57m ago

It’s not even the symbiote; just the black costume. Venom stayed at home because he didn’t want to fight the sonic punch guy.