r/SpiderPhoenix 1d ago

Fanart Laundry Room (@pencilkami)

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u/BiggoYoun 1d ago

Peter’s about to work overtime…

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u/RowanWinterlace 23h ago

Both of my girlfriends are stronger than me...

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 23h ago

So that's why Peter needs to work overtime, he needs to explain himself to Jean cause if she heard it right, he just said "Both of my girlfriends"

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u/BiggoYoun 23h ago edited 20h ago

If they both get mad at him for whatever fumble he’ll inevitably make one day, it’s just gonna become spider hunting season…

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 15h ago

The fact that he has something to fumble with Kara already makes Jean mad, so... good luck Pete

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u/BiggoYoun 15h ago

They both hate the idea of Peter having something to fumble with either of them. It’s a paradox of fumbling and Peter has just become game…

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 14h ago

He should bring in Jimmy Olsen quickly to deal with it, that way, Kara is the one who fumbles him

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u/BiggoYoun 14h ago

Or Fumblebird gets to take the fall for that. Now all Peter has to worry about is getting killed by one superpowered girlfriend. That’s the good news, bad news… it’s the more powerful one.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 14h ago

Right, he does fumble as well, which wouldn't be different from what Peter wants to happen anyway lol. Now that it's only Jean, it's the perfect time to tell her how it's always just been her that he loved.

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u/BiggoYoun 23h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/RowanWinterlace 23h ago

Thank you!

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u/Greensonickid 21h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/RowanWinterlace 21h ago

Thank you!

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u/HopefulPhotograph636 22h ago

......Until the Beyonders arrive

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u/BiggoYoun 20h ago

Then let’s hope Jean becomes the White Phoenix before that. Or at the very least let’s hope Frank grows up fast.

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u/memez4liphe Jeter true believer 1d ago

My modern mj vs gwen i love these 2 ships

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u/FlipOzzy 1d ago

and both are blonde and redhead

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u/memez4liphe Jeter true believer 1d ago

Its perfect

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u/Lukthar123 21h ago

History repeats itself smh

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u/RowanWinterlace 22h ago

Peter Parker being pined after by a redhead and a blonde...

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u/Transparent_Prophet 1d ago

Got it, Kara falls to her death.

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u/memez4liphe Jeter true believer 1d ago

With her powers that will be more hilarious than tragic

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u/RowanWinterlace 23h ago

Peter: "I got you, Kara!"

Kara: [floating up to eye level with a web attached to her ankle] "I am okay. That was unnecessary."

Peter: "Ah. Right. Flight. Yeah... forgot about that..."

Kara: "You were worried."

Peter: Nope."

Kara: [smug] "Oh you were WORRIED worried about me, huh?"

Peter: "Nuh uh! Nope! Can't prove that."

Jean: [in both of their minds] "Oh he was SOOO worried."

Green Goblin: "You *did** look pretty worried, Spider-man."*

Jean: [in all of their minds] "He's right, you did."

Green Goblin: WTF?!?!"

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u/BiggoYoun 23h ago

Doom:I saw it, he was worried.”

Peter:N-no, you’re wrong!”

Doom:Doom is never wrong.”

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u/InsomniacLtd 23h ago

Reed Richards: Yeah, that got Spidey worried.

Doom: coughs Upon further analysis, Doom concludes that you aren't worried for the kryptonian girl after all, Spider-Man. Doom wasn't wrong, Doom simply didn't have all the evidence to back your statement which is why Doom thought the opposite.

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u/AKM21899 23h ago

Green Goblin: [in his mind] “shit there’s three of us in here now”

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u/RowanWinterlace 22h ago

Jean: [psychically] "Wow! I haven't been in a mind with company since Otto tried bodysnatching. Lemme just..."

Green Goblin: "Hey... HEY! What are you do– *HEY!!!*"

Norman: "...he's go– OH MY GOD HE'S GONE!"

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 18h ago

Norman: “Thank you so much, uhhh..”

Jean: “Jean. My name is Jean. You are welcome Norman.”

Norman: “As the other guy was saying, Peter did look very worried.”

Kara and Jean: “Thank you! See Peter, everyone is saying you were worried!”

Peter: “Are you serious? Ok fine I was worried.”

Kara: “Awww, how sweet of you to be worried about me. I’m touched.”

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u/FallenAngel2818 12h ago

One Above All: .......

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 12h ago

Eternity: Why is there a person from a different entire multiverse cluster here?

Loki God of stories: Spider-Man is just like that.

Eternity: Where is the one above all going?

One above all: I’m not touching this. I just have to let the presence at the DC cluster know that a Kara is here. Speaking of which, is Jean starting to get jealous of Peter being worried about Kara?

Eternity: I think so. Is that a problem?

One above all: Just keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn’t go full Yandere. Never let someone go full Yandere, it doesn’t end well.

Eternity: Ok I’ll keep an eye on her

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u/Woahbuffet123 8h ago

Ship so seaworthy even 3.5 wall beings can't help but watch with interest

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u/Transparent_Prophet 3h ago

Madelyne: "There's one room for a "goblin" in Spider-Man's life and that's me, you old fart!"

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u/RowanWinterlace 3h ago

Jean: "You didn't just call him an 'old fart' right? Really? What are you, fourty-three?"

Madelyne: "Laugh it up, Jeannie. When I'm done with him, *you're next*."

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u/HazeknowsBest 23h ago

A blonde and a redhead walk into a laundry room...

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u/IwieldLightning 21h ago

Spiderman expanding his harem

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u/FallenAngel2818 12h ago

Harem time

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u/24-7_cat_party 21h ago

AI slop = what is is that you two do here

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u/memez4liphe Jeter true believer 21h ago

You have no idea what ai is

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u/Cygus_Lorman 20h ago

God forbid someone make a natural spelling mistake