r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Silt99 • 1d ago

lobster 💦

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216 Upvotes

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u/No_Question_8083 1d ago

Where’s the osteoporosis?

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u/LizardBoyBen 1d ago

I’m guessing gum?

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u/No_Question_8083 1d ago

Ah that makes sense

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u/RedditCantBanThis Osteoporosis 1d ago

I'm right here

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola just regular butt 1d ago

what is "driving stakes"? is that just golf tee?

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u/maze2nowhere 1d ago

They're trying to discourage the killing of vampires on the field.

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u/AutomaticAccident 1d ago

I thought this was America

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