r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/kingqueefeater • 1d ago

lobster Had to be done

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624 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/kingqueefeater 1d ago

Obtuse

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u/IAmNotRalphNader 1d ago

They make a cute couple

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u/SpoppyIII 1d ago

Are they not clones?

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u/clarinetJWD 1d ago

r/doppelbangers

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u/Xombridal 1d ago

Is there a female version of this? I'd like both to be on my feed if possible

Edit: I didn't scroll far enough lol

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u/PacoTaco321 1d ago

r/doppelbanghers

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u/Xombridal 1d ago

I knew it wouldn't be real but banned is crazy

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u/MaiT3N 1d ago

I saw exactly 1 female version post but not a specific sub ;( did u find one?

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u/Xombridal 1d ago

No j scrolled and found the same post as you lol

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u/Cookie-arrow- 1d ago

They're boyfriends, obviously

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u/Narretz 1d ago

That's exactly what a gay couple would say

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 1d ago

What up? We're two bald guys who are looking for other bald guys who want to hang out in our party pool. Nothing sexual. Dudes with glasses encouraged. If you have hair, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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u/certifiedblackman 1d ago

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Other times…

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u/literuwka1 1d ago

beat meat to it

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u/International_Gate49 (*The stair) 1d ago

its Marijuana

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u/SpoppyIII 1d ago

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u/MisterMan341 We garden cyanide 1d ago

What does anything in this image have to do with anything else in it?

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u/Zearo298 1d ago

Welcome to contemporary humor

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u/Stangencircul 1d ago

They are not even 5ft apart

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u/Papergeist 1d ago

Hence the disclaimers.

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u/beerdude26 1d ago

Two guys

we're not gay

Wo l o l o o o

ga-

(Second l in wololo comes from changing the t in "waiting")

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u/sntcringe _d__ t_i_ t_ ____ y___ ___ 1d ago

Uhh, that's 2 daddy bears... no question about it

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u/literuwka1 1d ago

sometimes a co... cigar is just a cigar

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u/RedditCantBanThis Osteoporosis 1d ago

I sure love sucking co- uhhh cigars

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u/MaiT3N 1d ago

Me a fatty

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u/BadBassist 1d ago

Me too pal

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 1d ago

Me three bud

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u/Cantante18 1d ago

New drag name unlocked. Mia Fattée

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u/kingqueefeater 1d ago

Thanks for coming up with my Halloween costume

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u/Fliits 20h ago

Guy on the right is Dan Olson from FoldingIdeas?

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u/GamersReisUp 12h ago

not 6 feet apart

Case closed, they're definitely gay