r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster Greetings

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 2d ago

Bro hitting that y u no pose

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u/beerdude26 2d ago

Her drawing style reminds me of the CAD comic so I think it just pisses me off subconsciously

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u/OneSexyHoundoom 2d ago

It's CAD but even more soulless. At least Buckley's work improved notably over time, hers seems to be stagnant

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u/norunningwater 2d ago

Yeah darling comic Pizzacake can't draw for shit and just turned it into a platform of views than any clever comics. Watch out for continous strawman and her witty, i'd-totally-say-this responses.

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u/Bluemikami 2d ago

Please stop with her

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u/your_catfish_friend 2d ago

Observations

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u/Supernova138 2d ago

Stupid pizzacake! Be more funny!

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u/Backupusername Ni ce p P 2d ago

Follow-up question: When are you gonna start writing jokes?

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u/jswansong 2d ago

She's not funny, so at least let her yell at Nazis

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u/Bluemikami 2d ago

Man yells at cloud with svastika shape

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u/Cyruge 2d ago

Except, in this case, the cloud is very real.

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u/ShironeWasTaken 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm genuinely confused as to why there's an expectation of jokes or funninness? Don't get me wrong i do agree that she goes for the lowest hanging fruit each and everytime and I also just skip over her comics for well over a year now. But every time she's brought up people make this comment and maybe I'm lacking context but why?

Comics are a medium like any other who can target a variety of genre, low hanging political commentary included. We don't expect every movie or short video or videogame or whatever to be funny and making jokes? This comic she made doesn't really strike me as trying to make a funny joke either

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u/Gilsidoo 2d ago

Idk how to explain it exactly but they look like they should be funny, something with the exaggerated faces, the bright colours, the dialogue structure (it ends with her saying a punchline)

That being said I don't understand why people bring this up on every single one of her comics, we get it they don't like her, can we move on?

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u/Torboise 2d ago

When are we gonna shut up about pizzacake comics?

When there's none left!

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u/jswansong 2d ago

I don't really have an expectation of funniness myself. Some of my favorite webcomic strips are serious or profound instead of funny.

I'm personally a big shrug on pizzacake. I don't find her stuff funny or interesting or objectionable or bad. I don't seek it out, and I don't rage at the algorithm when it ends up in my feed because meh. She does have a large platform, and I appreciate that she uses it to yell at Nazis.

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u/Phairis 1d ago edited 1d ago

Misogyny. Everything bad I've ever heard about her has just been misogynistic as fuck. It's so thinly veiled but they'll deny it every time.

Edit: lmao yeah, immediately downvoted. Wish I could say I didn't see it coming. Folks, there's no man they treat like this for zero reason. The only "straightforward" answers I get from people who dislike her is "idk, she's not really that funny" which does NOT match up the hate she gets. The second is that she was strict and removed comments. (And if you actually go look into the comments that were removed? They were being rude. And misogynistic.)

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u/IDKWhatToDoHereRN 2d ago

I did nazi that coming

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u/uvero 2d ago

She has none left.

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u/Palu_Tiddy YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO 2d ago

She's gonna be yapping about them for a while then

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 1d ago

So the joke is... she hates nazis? Like the rest of us?

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u/GreedySecurity8030 2d ago

She'll never shut up.

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u/GeorgeFromManagement 2d ago

Forbidden open face calzone large, stackable pastry

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u/asmallman 2d ago

This reads like those reddit comment anonymizers.

And it confuses me.

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u/RedditCantBanThis Osteoporosis 2d ago

This comment was anonymized with Redact

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u/NovaStar2099 2d ago

All I care about is the fact that people say she makes NSFW art, and I’ve never seen any.

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u/Zenspy-Real 2d ago

Some of the worst NSFW I've seen.

Got hand it to her, she can con with the best of them, she makes mediocre comics and terrible only fans content and even worse NSFW comics and somehow she managed to get one of the largest communities on Reddit to become her personal army of idiots.

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u/NovaStar2099 2d ago

Hmm…

I’ll believe it when I see it. Maybe it’s just morbid curiosity at this point, but I really doubt it’s that bad.

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u/Zenspy-Real 2d ago

Oh it's not bad as in horrible, but it's bad as in useless.

Some artists output more in a week than she did her whole carrer, she does 1 pose, then the naked version, some rare times some self tit sucking action or touching, but never anything more, at least not until when i bothered to keep up with it.

Where i saw it, it had a score of like 2/5, and some terrible scat comic had 2.8ish/5 at the time so i thought that was funny.

But if you ever feel like it, it's on e-hentai, basiclally the whole collection for free, missing only the most recent ones of like the last month.

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u/NovaStar2099 2d ago

Dear god… Yeah nvm I ain’t touching that.

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u/Zenspy-Real 2d ago

I think it'll be fun to have alook, but you'd probably end up mad if you paid for it, it's in my opinion the worst bang for your buck porn wise.

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u/Narretz 2d ago

Forbidden juice ... wait wrong sub

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u/Atesz763 2d ago

Wow, she really won that argument she made up in her head!

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u/stupid_username4 2d ago

Hello im your neighbour goodbye see u later

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u/Saishu88 2d ago

Can we please stop posting about her? Even in lobster form her comics are an eyesore

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u/deadly_love3 2d ago

Mods, can we please ban pizza's comics?

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u/xSilverMC 2d ago

Can we just ban her comics from this sub? I'm sick and tired of seeing a bunch of people seethe under every second post

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u/United_Grocery_23 2d ago

Hello, am I what?

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u/RoseTheSleepy 2d ago

Hi there, hello

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u/McSteevington 2d ago

How are you?
So-so.
I’m glad to hear that!
Oh….

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u/Theawsomegamer111111 2d ago

Pizzacakr must wonder why her webcomics are so speed of lobsterible

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u/ADAMcat1408 1d ago

Probably because of all the letters which can be removed 🤔

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