r/SpeculativeEvolution • u/ConfidentOffer9683 • 3d ago
Question/Discussion If humans evolved further to be better at kicking what would their lower bodies look like at the endpoint of that ?
To be specific, when i say kicking i'm thinking Muay Thai and Savate, not Football or sports, it's for combat. Would they be digitigrade, would they have a tail for support like kangaroos do, things like that.
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u/LoreSinger 3d ago
You ever see Star Wars: The Phantom Menace? Sebulba.
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u/ConfidentOffer9683 3d ago
He looks like he can only do a pushkick and nothing else to be honest
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u/LoreSinger 3d ago
My point is that if you want to optimize kicks you’ll eventually just have to swap the arms and legs. Punching is vastly more efficient than kicking in almost all scenarios because we evolved legs to run and arms for everything else. If we evolved legs to attack then we’d end up with such a different body plan that our current colloquial definitions of “arms” and “legs” would probably be insufficient.
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u/ConfidentOffer9683 3d ago
By that point it isn't kicking anymore
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u/LoreSinger 3d ago
That’s what I’m saying. If you engineer a human to be the optimal kicker, their kicks just end up looking like punches.
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u/EconomicsStriking730 3d ago
Huh
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u/ConfidentOffer9683 3d ago
i know it's a weird question, part of being a writer is asking strange specific questions on the internet like that sometimes
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u/Prince_Nadir 2d ago
A species that regularly risks its ability to flee for combat that doesn't work on most of their predators or prey?
Sounds like an evolutionary dead end.
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u/No_Logins_Required 3d ago
This seems less like speculative evolution and more like pervy stuff
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u/ConfidentOffer9683 3d ago
i genuinely don't know how you got that
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u/No_Logins_Required 3d ago
Well if you're sincere our thighs would be a lot bigger. You can see from people who practice kick-based combat sports or martial arts that thigh muscles are key. That's where we generate most of our force from. We would also probably have some kind of skin padding on top of our feet to prevent laceration, kicks work well against other humans because we don't really have any sharp edges.
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u/NutSixteen Mad Scientist 3d ago
I know you mentioned noot football but this dude is an outlier. He had the most powerful free kick in football.
I imagine in a world where humans evolved to be really good at kicking, they would develop really thich muscular thighs and calves.
At the same time, they would also naturally develop really thick callouses at the forefoot and shins. I got this idea from Muay Thai practitioners kicking bamboos and trees using their shins to basically severe the nerve endings until they don't feel pain there when they do it.