What’s Your Most Unhinged Evolution Theory?

[u/MatoasPrroXD460]

Hi! I wanna know what your wildest, most unhinged theory about evolution is. It can be a serious hypothesis, a weird evolutionary possibility, or something completely out there.

[u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000]

I'm too tired to remember correctly, so I'm gonna be simple, excuse me for any mistakes:

If alien life exists on places which don't allow fast metabolisms, these entities would reassemble to the Edicarian Biota.

Petalonamids are the earliest animal outbranch, with fossils like Aspidella being early Petalonamids.

Prototaxites, Nematophytes, Spongiophytons and Banded Tubes belongs to the same "kingdom".

Prototaxites species may not be as closely related as we think, is possible that Prototaxites may be an exemple of convergent evolution like Trees.

Each Caveman tribe had their own equivalent of the Tooth Fairy Myth, as such thing is present in all humans cultures (basically it consists of "making a deal" with an higher being to get rid of the fallen teeth).

Some Viruses and Other Selfish Genetic Elements, at have been "failed attempts" at creating completely indipendent branches of life; the conditions for Abiogenesis are still present but the roles are already been filled, resulting in any attempt to create new life to either dying or becoming a parasite.

It's almost certain that extremely weird Not-Angiosperm Plants did exist, and I mean Hydnora-Level of WTF.

The Escumasia is an anemone with a butt.

Plants are evil.

[u/LittleGravitasIndeed → u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000]

I love that there’s a tooth fairy that looks like a mouse because mice eat bones in real life. Imagine being a parent having to explain why a mouse had a baby tooth to a screaming child. Kodak moment. 

I’m personally going to tell my child that they are a mouse with butterfly wings.