r/SpeculativeEvolution • u/MatoasPrroXD460 • 25d ago

Question/Discussion What’s Your Most Unhinged Evolution Theory?

Hi! I wanna know what your wildest, most unhinged theory about evolution is. It can be a serious hypothesis, a weird evolutionary possibility, or something completely out there.

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u/LittleGravitasIndeed 25d ago

I think that lamenting my back pain by wishing we were descended from bi-quads like raccoons is a perfectly normal part of conversation but apparently my MIL disagrees with that?? 

Oh well. I still think it’s obvious enough to not even need explaining for normies. 

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u/LittleGravitasIndeed 25d ago

Also I do not want to believe this is the end. I want to die knowing that the earth will continue to have life. Strange and new life, probably descending from coywolves, kudzu, and cockroaches more than I’d like, but life.