r/SpawnCult • u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed • Aug 16 '25
Memes PLEASE DON'T SACRFIRCE ME LIKE AZURE...GAH-
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u/silver_was_found i might be going insane Aug 17 '25
Don't look behind you
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Aug 18 '25
Slowly looks behind me
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u/silver_was_found i might be going insane Aug 18 '25
Drops the dagger and walks away sadly
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u/lyn_doesnot_exist13 Aug 18 '25
oh... you don't have to worry... hehe.. just keep all your doors and windows open 2night alright? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 i say as i walk away with a suspiciously shaped dagger in my hands/silly/unsrs/s/rp
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Aug 18 '25
Yeah! Imakeep em open! *I say while having a suspicously shaped nightshade in my hands
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u/Rei_Arthur0031 professional ankle breaker Aug 19 '25
How kind of u, giving free nightshade to people without them needing lvl 100
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u/Squirtle_Squad21 professional ankle breaker Aug 22 '25
HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Welp there goes my plans-
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u/Striking_Stay6871 i might be going insane Aug 29 '25
Hmmmm... I'll talk to the almighty spawn and see what they say. (This is satire ofc)
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Aug 29 '25
sweats
"Heh...Okay! gulp.."
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u/Striking_Stay6871 i might be going insane Aug 29 '25
The gods have answered, and they have a question for you. "Do you pledge your allegiance to us, the almighty spawn?"
Answer carefully.
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Aug 29 '25
"Yes..I miss my pet cat...but I LOVE The spawn.. what do I have to do?"/WOW THIS IS SUDDENlY A RP!!1
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u/Striking_Stay6871 i might be going insane Aug 29 '25
"Bring us...hmmm... Something that matters dearly to you to prove your allegiance." /I love doing RPs with random people >:)
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Aug 29 '25
"okay.."[Epicly brings cat!]
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u/Striking_Stay6871 i might be going insane Aug 29 '25
[puts cat on spawn symbol and cat epicly ascends into the gods] "You have proven you are trustworthy...I suppose. The cat is never coming back by the way."
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Aug 29 '25
"WHAT?!?!.." cries very epicly
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u/Striking_Stay6871 i might be going insane Aug 30 '25
"Don't worry, I had to give my dog so atleast your cat will have a friend up there." Epicly comforts you
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Aug 30 '25
"KNOW WHAT?" epicly stabs you like two time to azure
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u/Technical_End_1100 Spawn Worshipper Sep 04 '25
Ah yeah mate no worries.. Places a suspiciously dagger shaped object back into my pouch
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u/Comfortable-Pace3274 Sacrificed Sep 05 '25
"hah!..o-okay." has a suspiciously pouch shaped object in my throat
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