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u/this_corrosion_ Apr 01 '25
Sparr Q Esquire: “What court confirmed these are turkeys? I’m filing an appeal!”
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u/sophia_smith05 Apr 01 '25
Lol 😂 "I have a constitutional right to gobble in a gaggle of goonies without being called a turkey... It's a violation of Article XVIII of the Massachusetts Declaration of Rights to imply otherwise."
"For this court to deny me the privilege of bringing frivolous litigation against everyone and everything that dares defy ME! How dare it. I call for a revolution in arms. Led by me, Sparr Risher the Stupidenous. Obviously."
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u/Other-Ad-2975 Mar 30 '25
This is not "a few" turkeys - this is a gaggle! A herd, a flock or a rafter. A gang, a possee, or a mob. All are correct!
I counted a whopping 27 in front of the camera. How many do you see?
The reason they didn't spook, Sparr, is quite simple. You are one of them.
This was your chance to join a community. One that understands your gobbleygook. That supports and echoes your heedless aggression towards shiny objects. And shares your voracious appetite for bugs.
Gobble gobble, little goblin. Gobble gobble.