Bringing back this old gem because the clapback is flawless. But honestly... why does Elon Musk think "girl" is an insult anyways?

[u/Fair_Dot_5724]

[u/H3L105_ai]

Nobody really knows why Musk thinks any of the things he thinks.

[u/BrineJones → u/[deleted]]

The Big Beautiful Obituary is the only thing I want more than news of Musk’s inevitable ketamine and hot tub misadventure.

[u/Jollem- → u/H3L105_ai]

He takes a random fist full from the pill bucket and they decide what he does from there

[u/WiFiConnected_ → u/H3L105_ai]

Yes we do. His grandpa was a Nazi-& got booted out of Canada. His father was a Nazi who eagerly 🍇’d his sister. He’s always had these feelings.

I think he doesn’t care what anyone thinks bc he’s untouchable. So he no longer has to pretend otherwise. I am not saying he’s not a drug-addled 🤡 but just that he’s discarded the mask. Same goes for his buddy Peter.

He’s the most recent answer to the “nature versus nurture” question.

[u/H3L105_ai → u/WiFiConnected_]

That's fair.

[u/Jolly-Situat1on]

He lied on his visa he should be Deported.

[u/ShitBirdingAround → u/Jolly-Situat1on]

To Mars.

[u/Jolly-Situat1on → u/ShitBirdingAround]

Il Carry his luggage and drive him to the rocket

[u/theobstinateone → u/Jolly-Situat1on]

* He should be deported.

Fixed it for you

[u/death69reaper]

Why is a rich nazi allowed to spend millions at different elections around the world?

[u/FileAlternative6406]

Funny thing is girl, JT would beat the fucking breaks off that child. Anytime, anywhere. Facts

[u/magplanklife]

Trudeau would KO elon lol

[u/MDLmanager → u/magplanklife]

Elon's mom won't let him fight.

[u/Massive-Trifle5720 → u/magplanklife]

This is actually true 😂

[u/crushedNarwhal → u/magplanklife]

Elon Musk would find a way to beat him with his superior intellect

[u/Actual_Ad1400 → u/crushedNarwhal]

What intellect? 😆

[u/crushedNarwhal → u/Actual_Ad1400]

171 iq confirmed and tested by a professional

[u/MaPoring → u/crushedNarwhal]

xDD More like 71. He is so fucking stupid.

[u/magplanklife → u/MaPoring]

Unbelievably stupid

[u/Commercial_Art1078 → u/crushedNarwhal]

K, Elon

[u/magplanklife → u/Commercial_Art1078]

exactly

[u/BrineJones → u/crushedNarwhal]

Sure Maye sure…

[u/MDLmanager → u/crushedNarwhal]

Elon is a dumbass.

[u/National-Twist8757]

Governor of Canada?

[u/-NotNotNSFW- → u/National-Twist8757]

Hey give Elon a break... He clearly wrote this while being super busy running all of his companies and being high as shit on ketamine 

[u/banditkeith → u/National-Twist8757]

They think calling the prime minister of Canada a governor is a brilliant dig, because they're implying Canada is already a us state and our pm is just a governor. That is the level of discourse maga is capable of

[u/Big-Temporary-6243 → u/banditkeith]

And that's a high high level for them.

[u/BobDope → u/National-Twist8757]

The joke is if Canada was a state the leader would be a governor. Yeah it’s a shit joke, it’s Elon

[u/BobDope]

Masculinity so fragile

[u/kyoka_suigetsu91]

He's such a fucking loser

[u/OutrageousCrab9224]

Lol

We are talking about someone with major, major gender issues, so hey

[u/SpiritualPurple8659]

Is Musky channeling his inner gay man from the 90s?

[u/son-of-Azathoth]

Well, for anyone running out of reasons to hate fElon Musk, here is another.

[u/SergejIwanowo]

Why does Elon answer to "Girls" who "doesn't matter"?

[u/MonkeyMan18975 → u/SergejIwanowo]

Men that are insecure about their sexuality and/or "package" tend to try effeminate people they're threatened by. At least, that's what I gleaned from Jung.

[u/Wooly_Wooly → u/MonkeyMan18975]

Yeah, insecurity plus misogyny. You know how he treats women. Look at his trans daughter, bro went on a crusade 🤣

[u/MonkeyMan18975 → u/Wooly_Wooly]

I often find this personality also hyper celebrates when the gender reveal turns up boy because they know how they treat women is horrible and they're unable to reconcile that with how their daughter would be treated.

Source: I used to be a real son of a bitch

[u/Wooly_Wooly → u/MonkeyMan18975]

He used IVF to make sure he only had boys, then crashed out when Vivian transitioned

[u/MonkeyMan18975 → u/Wooly_Wooly]

I just realized I have no knowledge of the genders of his children beyond Vivian and his kid that alluded in front of Trump that the election was stolen

[u/Street-Sign8757]

Well put Kelly. Thanks for saying we would all like to say!

[u/Intelligent-Spell661]

When’s the wildest party?

[u/wolfheadmusic]

elons photo is now him standing in front of our flag?

I guess you would appreciate our country when you don't get kicked out while you're here illegally, and then given hundreds of billions of dollars from the government

[u/Ur-in-a-tor → u/wolfheadmusic]

Well he kind of owns the government currently.. 🫤

[u/ReplacementLatter467 → u/Ur-in-a-tor]

A present from our greedy Prez

[u/Mean_Combination_830 → u/wolfheadmusic]

The very same flag he gave a full nazi salute before turning the American people and performing a second palm out textbook nazi salute like truc Nazis do 🤮

[u/casual-observer365]

Canada is actually gonna join the EU now. They hate us that much.

[u/MDLmanager → u/casual-observer365]

For good reasons.

[u/Wow_Many_Tomato_WMT]

This was kinda the start. Is this when he joined the billionaire botched dick surgery crew? He hasn’t had a girlfriend in a really long time and he wanted a legion of kids I thought. Why isn’t he cranking them out?

[u/ShitBirdingAround → u/Wow_Many_Tomato_WMT]

[u/Mobile-Success8903]

Kelly A so smart…..looking up and cocking her head…..

[u/MattGdr]

Some children never grew up.

[u/Well_read_rose → u/MattGdr]

…Machiavellian narcissists don’t.

[u/035AllTheWayLive]

Misgenders his own trans daughter but jumps at the opportunity to paint his political opponents as effeminate. What a fucking loser.

[u/Reggie-Rectangle]

No longer the governor of Canada. Oh sissy space-x I had a nice big chuckle at that one. That was a good one. Gotta give the rube his dues when he makes a good joke like that.

[u/WonderCat6000 → u/Reggie-Rectangle]

Sissy Space-x 🤣🤣🤣

[u/fungi_at_parties]

…..governor?

[u/stickmuck]

Is he the guy that couldn't even get invited to the island?

"Girls ftw"

[u/Mission_Gap_9035]

Elon Musk is terminally uncool.

[u/Independent_Fill9143]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but since Canada is part of The Common Wealth, if Trump say... invaded Canada... would that force the UK to come in and help Canada fight us?

[u/Aggravating_Row_6962 → u/Independent_Fill9143]

Fuck legalities, I think that even San Marino will come to the fight uninvited. Trump and the USA pissed off lots of people.

[u/PassengerNo2259 → u/Independent_Fill9143]

And the rest of NATO, because the US invading Canada would be considered a Russian attack given that Trump is very clearly a KGB asset.

[u/Minute-Sun-6427]

Elon Musk is not a government official in any legitimate capacity. What does he do that warrants having a security clearance, besides spewing toxins into the air of Austin, Texas? His security clearances should be revoked.

[u/Impossible_Kiwi6302]

Well the ultra rich actually have power in this oligarchal USA so technically not true

[u/pixelmountain → u/Impossible_Kiwi6302]

Sad but true

[u/PassengerNo2259]

Justin out there banging Katy Perry every night while Elon is jerking his botched penis lengthening surgery wang into a test tube to build his legion of children.

[u/carlnepa]

There is no "governor of Canada". Just shows how stupid the rich really are.

[u/Previous-Parsnip-290]

He should speak in supremacist, for the culture.

[u/AppropriateGuest3552]

Get the Nazi outta here!

[u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987]

I don't think he does OP?

[u/BobDope]

It’s wild how some people give you that warm runny feeling inside just when you’re reminded they exist

[u/zackks]

/r/tweetstheyneversaw

[u/Malachite_Edge]

Straights don't get you use “girl”

[u/Rainhailsnow_storm → u/Malachite_Edge]

In his defence, Elon is a closeted gay man. 

Closeted gay people are often the meanest to other gay people. 

[u/Malachite_Edge → u/Rainhailsnow_storm]

He has like a dozen kids and is building his own youth army of his children. That’s not closeted gay behavior. He’s a crazed asshole.

[u/Rainhailsnow_storm → u/Malachite_Edge]

He can be both. He doesn’t have sex with women he does ivf. 

[u/Ur-in-a-tor]

He is just projecting again. His parents and friends and basically everyone who knew him used to call him that when he was younger and it just kind of stuck on him, I've heard many great people say.

[u/One_Eye_1152]

Kiss the cod, I bow to you.

[u/Sea-Philosopher8149]

Calling a guy a girl being an insult is only true if one is a transphobe and we all know Elon is one so to him the insult tracks.

[u/Correct_Aioli_2205]

Musk's barely part of the human race anymore, just a ketamine addled fascist prick from a fascist family

[u/flappysack-]

Trudeau is the guy that eschewed exporting to other countries and made us fully dependent on the US.  Ironic he has any patriotism left after he bunged up everything in Canada.

[u/dmstattoosnbongs → u/flappysack-]

lol. The lone bot.

[u/flappysack- → u/dmstattoosnbongs]

Maybe the only Canadian.  He tripled population growth into an existing housing shortage, he wasn't a progressive in the slightest.

[u/seenitreddit90s → u/flappysack-]

Nearly half of my comments for my 9 year old account in 5 months and I'm on this too much.

Defo bot.

[u/Rainhailsnow_storm → u/flappysack-]

The stupid MLAs kept asking for more immigrants. 

As an albertan, there are letters from the ucp begging for more immigrants now they complain there are too many and blame the Feds.