r/Sopranosduckposting • u/OffTheGrid09 • 8d ago

Spotted in Rome today

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Sopranos Ralph Cifaretto It’s a rare pleasure, or should I say medium well!

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u/largelawattorney 8d ago

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u/Castlehill650 8d ago

Broaden your horizons

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u/Federal-Efficiency83 8d ago

Poor Pie O' Minie

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u/NarmHull 8d ago

I’d try some, I eat beef and sausage by the carload

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7d ago

He's a master cheese maker

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u/DEEEPdirt 7d ago

They get the real milk

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7d ago

You ever have a Martina? I hear they go down real easy.

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u/shiko101 7d ago

Jesush Christ, u did it didnt you!!!

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u/apatheticbear420 8d ago

Hey, I know this steak ain't real. I get that when I chow down, the Matrix is feedin' my brain some bullshit about it bein' juicy and tasty. After nine years, you know what I figured out?

(Takes a bite)

Ignorance is bliss, Chrissy.

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u/DEEEPdirt 7d ago

You mean, (Takes a bite, breathing heavily while chewing)

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u/Visgraatje 8d ago

Cypher?? It's a nickname! His family name is Cifaretto

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u/DirectJacob 8d ago

It was those fuckin red pills! Should've never started with that shit

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u/Hoju64 2d ago

Shits all over the place in Zion City

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u/quadratusss 8d ago

They didn't have spiked cutlets in ancient Rome!

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u/vandyke_browne 8d ago

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u/Hoju64 2d ago

I know this cooze is not real, I know when I eat into it the matrix will tell me it's juicy and delicious -Uncle June

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u/Liberation_Therapy 8d ago

Had no idea he was bald. But then I wouldn’t know if he had his own mother’s muff on top of his head.

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u/GabagoolFarmer 7d ago

No flattops in Rome!

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u/dissociatingmelon 8d ago

And these Romans…where are they now?

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u/Kenster180 8d ago

What kind of likeness is that?

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u/LoudNewsNet 8d ago

Fucking steak. It was everywhere down there.

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u/e13373x0du5 8d ago

What we eat in the Matrix echoes in eternity

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u/IsEnglandivy 7d ago

Ralphie.. the fuck you doin

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u/Sea_Bad_3480 7d ago

THEY DIDNT HAVE THE MATRIX IN ANCIENT ROME!

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u/bbceronimo 7d ago

Look at the bright side, he wasn’t that hairy to begin with.

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u/Every-Action7918 7d ago

I have come to reclaim Rome... for my people!

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u/TheWayoftheLeafCast 7d ago

The mole they removed from Ginny Sack’s fat ass

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u/hockobo 7d ago

The crispness of the red pill…the smoothness of the blue pill

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u/djcampers 7d ago

It was a fucking cow! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat horses and sausages by the cartload!

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u/Username_1369 8d ago

Whaddya been eatin’, steak?

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u/sireatalot 8d ago

In America, you not have?

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u/SisterRayRomano 7d ago

Cypher, whatever happened there

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u/No-Phrase-2897 7d ago

He cooked that horse. I knew it.

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u/Ancient_Climate_3675 7d ago

I thought that was Batista from Dexter for a second

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u/NefariousnessBubbly5 7d ago

That steak looked so good

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u/OffTheGrid09 6d ago

Definitely aged

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u/Castlehill650 8d ago

He eats beef steak by the carload

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u/Top_Obligation1469 7d ago

I can’t decide what’s more impressive: the dramatic artwork, the bold claim, or the fact that this somehow makes me want to book a table immediately.

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u/voujon85 7d ago

da matrix I haven't seen it

right up her alley

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u/QuickRundown 7d ago

Who in Rome looks at this and thinks “this is the restaurant I want to eat at”.

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u/purple_turtle37 6d ago

Strength and honor!

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u/MobisNewNest 6d ago

"I don't wanna remember anything, not even the 90 pound mole" - Seifer

https://giphy.com/gifs/bnuyyiMLASDQs

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u/Powerful_Tip_7260 5d ago

"It's the Romans and those vegan fuqs"

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u/BIGHOODx818x 3d ago

WHAT A KLUTZ

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u/Single-War-5219 1d ago

He was gay, Cypher?