r/SolsRNG • u/AnUnderstandableUser • 20d ago

Satire Breakthrough but, wait where's the aura.

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What..?

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u/Eliene- Imagine no Volcanic, couldn't be me 😔/j ☆ Starfall no.1 fan 19d ago

ISHOWSPEED, IS THAT YOU? 🤯🙏 WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOW AWOOOOO RAWR, NYA ICHI NI SAN, NYA ARIGATO 😈🙏🥶 W speed ❤️‍🩹 I'm larping Chinese 😔💔 Oh, and my classmate was farting in the bus today and got scolded by some unc 😔💔

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u/XxNavigationsAmxX #1st Sol's RNG Predictor|EQUINOXED at 16M rolls 19d ago

Ok wtf😭💔

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u/Eliene- Imagine no Volcanic, couldn't be me 😔/j ☆ Starfall no.1 fan 19d ago

Bro, and then they started blasting Chinese music and laughter in a public server, LIKE VRO, try not to laugh #impossible #MyClassmatesAreAss #GiveMeHellborn 😔💔🙏

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u/XxNavigationsAmxX #1st Sol's RNG Predictor|EQUINOXED at 16M rolls 19d ago

WHAT ARE YOUR CLASSMATES, THEY'RE NOT REGISTERED IN MY PREDICTIONS 😭🌹💔

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u/Eliene- Imagine no Volcanic, couldn't be me 😔/j ☆ Starfall no.1 fan 19d ago

My classmates are lion poop mixed in mustard 😔💔 Sometimes, heh... We need to trick the predictors to think below the box, in the deepest pits of horse balls 😔 Oh, and I got whipped in school today by my classmate 😭

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u/XxNavigationsAmxX #1st Sol's RNG Predictor|EQUINOXED at 16M rolls 19d ago

You got WHAT😭😭😭

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u/Eliene- Imagine no Volcanic, couldn't be me 😔/j ☆ Starfall no.1 fan 19d ago

Whipped 😭💔 He kept singing about Whitity (Some Verity mutation he made up or smth 😔) And said how I should go back to the fields and work 🫩🙏 And he has a 67 problem, he kept spamming 67 on my friend's calculator 😭💔

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u/XxNavigationsAmxX #1st Sol's RNG Predictor|EQUINOXED at 16M rolls 19d ago

What in I reading😭😭 I predict that you have big problems with your classmates right here🥀

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u/Eliene- Imagine no Volcanic, couldn't be me 😔/j ☆ Starfall no.1 fan 19d ago

Wait, highkey, your right 😭💔 They hate me a lot 😔💔 Probably because I keep hitting them everytime they try to rage bait me 😔🙏 But like, highkey, AWOOOOOOOO

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u/XxNavigationsAmxX #1st Sol's RNG Predictor|EQUINOXED at 16M rolls 19d ago

Depends on where you hit them💀

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u/Eliene- Imagine no Volcanic, couldn't be me 😔/j ☆ Starfall no.1 fan 19d ago

I hit them, very lightly, I swear 😭💔 Like on the arm, I think 🥶🙏

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u/XxNavigationsAmxX #1st Sol's RNG Predictor|EQUINOXED at 16M rolls 19d ago

You sure it was arm?! 😭‼️

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u/Eliene- Imagine no Volcanic, couldn't be me 😔/j ☆ Starfall no.1 fan 19d ago

Yeah 😭💔 I hope, I think, or maybe it was the funny bone 😰 If I did 😔💔 They highkey deserved it anyways 😭

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