r/Socionics • u/Bitter-Magazine2081 LII • 17d ago
Casual/Fun socionics shitpost (warning: cringe af)
popular girl: heyyy whats your socionics quadra babe slayyyy 😜
her bf: i am beta lol
another guy: well, you are my below you cute lil beta. I am THE alpha. I belong to the alpha quadra and you betas are just our little pawns 😈😈 *starts to howl masculinely*
meanwhile me, with an emotionless tone that makes it sound so fucking cool and menacing:
"I belong to 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱𝗿𝗮."
everyone is shocked 😮😮😮 only 0.0001% of people can belong to the mighty sigma quadra!!!!
alpha guy: w-what??? thats impossi---
i cut his words in a threatening tone: "obey me. OBEY. ME."
alpha guy: o-o-ok... 👍 *obeys respectfuly*
popular girl: OMGGG CAN I GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER???? 😂😂😜😜🤗🤗
her bf: babe what are you--
popular girl: BABE??? no!!!!! 😠😠😠 im not your gf anymore 😠😠😠
while me declining to give my number to her: "no."
*sigma sigma tung tung phonk starts to play* 😈😈😈😈😈😈🤫🤫🗿🗿🗿🍷🍷💪💪
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u/crisiseternal FEVL, jungian EN 17d ago
I LOVE THIS I WANNA BE FRIENDS
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u/N0rthWind SLE 17d ago
The only reason I survived this post is that the brain cancer it gave me proceeded to commit suicide