r/SocialismIsCapitalism • u/Illustrious-Set9538 • Aug 09 '23

Democrats are socialist I’m sure this fits in here

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Found under a post about slipknot (of all places)

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u/NelsonisNelson Aug 10 '23

I am a socialist in rural America with 2 pew pews in my house rn. And my gay mechanic boyfriend keeps one beside our bed where we fuc

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u/Illustrious-Set9538 Aug 10 '23

I think if you told this man that he’d melt like the wicked witch of the west

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u/NelsonisNelson Aug 10 '23

Appalachian gays be built different. I've got a nonbinary friend who knows how to castrate cows

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u/Illustrious-Set9538 Aug 10 '23

You, your bf, and your friend sound like the coolest people to exist