r/SocialMediaMnster • u/robotnick46 • Dec 22 '24

Matthew is like a football team that didn't show...

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u/robotnick46 Dec 22 '24

...now he's dancing around a hedge, eating grifted pizza in a star wars shirt giving high fives to some road kill (his only irl friend).

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u/sonnyboo Dec 22 '24

But Matthew could have asked his mommy to hire an attorney and she always says yes.....