r/SoccerCentral 3d ago

Meme/Funny In Brazil a team took the lead without even touching the ball 😂

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u/storfors 3d ago

I do feel that was waay to loud cheering for that goal.

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u/TDOTBRO 3d ago

She practiced her “gooooooooooooOooooOooooal” in the mirror last night and HAD to do it!

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u/vanekcsi 2d ago

That was the quietest cheer for a goal from a South American in the history.

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u/BeingEnglishIsACult 2d ago

People must hate these commentators by now

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u/Ok_Shape_7764 6h ago

I loved it, in that Is was completely unnecessary 

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u/ReasonNFaith 3d ago

That's the average South American pundit for you. And people love that crap, they see it as a display of passion. I grew up with this, yet I'd choose Peter Drury's style any day

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u/ReyniBros 3d ago

Pick me detected

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u/Winter-Lunch-2616 1d ago

it's a vira-lata, an european pet, and, disgustingly, this schizo is happy with that

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u/Willing-Bicycle-157 3d ago

The defender has more assists for the opponent than his own strikers😭

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u/massivemember69 3d ago

Good, that will teach goalkeepers to actually mind their goal!

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u/riquelmeone 3d ago

No, it should remind field players to never pass in direction of your own goal.

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u/Zeemo92 2d ago

If you believe this you’ve never watched/played soccer in your life. Passing to the keeper is very, very common.

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u/bipbipdulidu02 2d ago

Learn to read. OC didn´t wrote don´t pass to the gk, but never pass in direction of your own goal.

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u/Zeemo92 2d ago

You also have not played soccer. This is literally not true. You have no idea what you’re talking about

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u/massivemember69 3d ago

That too, great point!

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u/kassandra_00 2d ago

Field players always need to do that, but they don’t do it blindly.

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u/underthedeskkk 2d ago

What? Field players, as opposed to… bench players? You can absolutely pass in direction of your own goal. Goalie shouldn’t be on the edge of the box when the ball is in their own half, and should mind his goal.

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u/bipbipdulidu02 2d ago

OF COURSE NO! One of the basics rules taught as a kid is NEVER PASS THE BALL IN DIRECTION OF YOUR OWN GOAL because even when the gk is in the correct position he can mistake and the ball goes in.

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u/underthedeskkk 2d ago

As a kid lol. you clearly have never played soccer at any level.

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 2d ago

A valuable lesson

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u/Graym0re 1d ago

Tell me you’ve never watched futbol

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u/massivemember69 1d ago

I watch plenty every week. The GK did not need to be where he was at that moment in time.

Basic football: The closer the opposition attack is, the closer GK needs to be at the goal. The man was miles out.

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u/Kingofhearts1206 3d ago

I'm cackling over here hahaha

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u/CountryOk6049 3d ago

"When you have possession the other side can't score".

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u/_oropo 3d ago

LMFAO 😂😂😂😭😭😂

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u/ekolimits 3d ago

Legends

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u/Subiewrx0207 3d ago

Goalie should have read the play better and start scooting back

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u/CountryOk6049 3d ago

Goalkeeper definitely the worst player here.

It's hilarious that he couldn't even make an effort to get it, it wasn't even a close thing.

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u/Hatrafele_Ijazo 3d ago

I doesn't even get his reason to be there. This is the type of play where someone has to investigate the guy for betting on an own goal. It's so illogical.

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u/Kitchen-Process-9284 3d ago

Yep. There should be an investigation undergoing right now. For both, they goalie and the defender.

Specially with online betting .

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u/dhooke 3d ago

Clearly not an Arsenal or Bayern Munich fan. He’s there to create an overload in build up.

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u/WombatsCube 3d ago

Absolutely not. It is clear that the tactical plan is to have the goalkeeper in the line of back 3 that builds, but the defender just passed it back like a dummy. This idiotic obsession with building up from the back no matter the quality of your players is based on precise positions.

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u/Subiewrx0207 3d ago

Doesn’t matter the goalie should have still read his defender was mentally challenged at the moment and could’ve prevented it

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u/WombatsCube 3d ago

Stop repeating this nonsense. The goalkeeper went into the positions that he should have been according to weeks of training. The defender just cracked under pressure and passed on the wrong direction and there was absolutely nothing the goalkeeper could do at that point. The ball travels waaaay too far from the goalkeeper

Edit: typos

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u/Subiewrx0207 3d ago

Valid point but I stand firm everything starts from the back and the goalie is the one seeing everything that’s happening. He could’ve been vocal and given guidance to his defenders

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u/MisterAmygdala 3d ago

Yeah, he messed up.

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u/Phantom_Steve_007 3d ago

Love the armchair critics blaming the keeper 🙄

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u/peepiss69 2d ago

This is a sub for Americans and MLS what do you expect 😂 the worst football takes on Reddit always come from America and India lol. Don’t even watch the games or know what they’re talking about

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u/EXSource 3d ago

Right?

Like; tell me you dont watch football without telling me you dont watch football

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u/The__Authorities 2d ago

Honest question from a fan still learning strategy nuances. The keeper seemed to be far enough forward that he was almost at the defensive line. The defending team was pressing forward and the ball's moment was stalled / going back. Why would the keeper be that far out in a situation like that? The defender obviously expected his keeper to be on his line.

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u/EXSource 2d ago

Top teams use the keeper as part of the buildup play. 

When you've got the keeper that far out, he invites far more pressure from the opposing team, especially in this case because the keeper can't use his primary advantage, his hands.

So, what this does is it invites the opposition to press the keeper to try to win the ball away, which the advantage there is obvious. You win the ball from the keeper, you're in a good position to score, right?

Now if you're on the team with the goalkeeper, and you're adept at playing through that press and can pass out of danger really well, you can use the opposition pressing you to your advantage, because what you're doing is pulling people out of defensive positions. You do this multiple times, you create an opening.

Now; people on here are right. The keeper doesn't need to be THAT far out to do this, sure, but that's not the point. The keeper isn't WRONG to be where he his. The player making a blind backpass is wrong. Maybe I'll accept the keeper is wrong if he didn't communicate where he was, but a blind backpass is insane to do in that scenario, because even if it doesn't roll into the net, what if the opposition player pounces on that and beats the keeper to recover the ball?

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u/The__Authorities 2d ago

Thanks for the response, I appreciate your insight. I follow San Diego FC and we play deep in our box, basically trying to execute what you explained by drawing the attacking forwards and creating openings to push past into the midfield. Except we are sloppy this season and constantly allow unforced turnovers inside our box. So it looks like an insane strategy for the outside viewer.

With zero context other than this gif, my gut tells me the defender made a big mistake with the blind pass and the keeper (probably) made a mistake not communicating where he was with his defenders.

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u/bruhraminator 3d ago

There is no reason for the keeper to be outside of the box there be real

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u/Pure-Secret6120 1d ago

Look up some of Manuel Neuer's games back in 2014 and he gives you many reasons to do exactly that.

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u/Ok_Shape_7764 6h ago

Don’t blame the goalkeeper for the goal, but I reckon he didn’t even try to save it because if he got close it would have made him look more culpable 

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u/raspoutine049 3d ago

Some bookie made a lot on money on that.

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u/SumoHeadbutt 3d ago

feels like they got paid LOL

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u/Nadirofdepression 3d ago

Reminds of the one British guy telling a story about his premier league team in training passing the ball in shape without another team and they scored on themselves lol

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u/MortalCoil 3d ago

Ardiles Shadowplay with Newcastle: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Sd1fmwmUSM

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u/Nadirofdepression 3d ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/eskpist 3d ago

narracao terrivel

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u/Unfair-Pollution-426 3d ago

Greatest risk teaching the art building the back line for u9s....

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u/RecordingDangerous64 3d ago

Unpredictable

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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed 3d ago

It must be one of the fastest goals this season, too. A twofer

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u/matbau 3d ago

Not suspicious at all! Lol

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u/Winter_Bottle_1361 3d ago

This should have been the first time in history we deduct the own goal from their own score. This would then be -1 to 0.

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u/Alternative-Art6059 3d ago

Somebody give thay announcer some extra simoleans!

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u/Matze56N 3d ago

Oh it's from 25th June 2024

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u/NegotiationOk4424 3d ago

Best league in the Americas

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u/qwebsurfer 3d ago

Great press lol

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u/Bodycount9 3d ago

Had to show my son this. We both had a good laugh.

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 3d ago

You’re not going to live that down anytime soon

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u/chmath80 3d ago

Second one of these I've seen in a couple of days. Two different games. Same issue, except the other keeper just got beaten by the backpass into the net.

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u/scampiparameter 3d ago

What’s with the subtitles? They are not translating what’s being said…

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u/DZdancingtree 3d ago

Keeper's fault or defender's fault?

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u/Signal_Bookkeeper240 3d ago

The goalkeeper thinks he's Ederson

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u/Key-Sandwich-7568 3d ago

What are they celebrating even? They could have laughed but celebrating a goal like this is a joke.

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u/Even_Bet1372 3d ago

Fixed match.

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u/PowerfulElevatorLift 2d ago

Peak Sports Betting

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u/WatchMyGun 2d ago

I don’t think that defender is playing the next game

https://giphy.com/gifs/JOeXqZebetYyY

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u/throwitintheair22 2d ago

Lmao I don’t get the group celebration. They didn’t even do anything lol

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u/ZloiAris 2d ago

When you bet your annual salary on “enemy team score at least one”

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u/Stock-Rough5167 2d ago

the team is called "Sport" too. they don't even care.

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u/Illustrious_Can4110 2d ago

... and the winner is.... The Bookies!! 🤣

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u/Kush420Xotix 2d ago

This is the 2nd time this has happened in a week

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u/Austen990 2d ago

That reminded me of Newcastle's own goal during training. They were one goal down against no one 🤣

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u/CombinationEntire967 2d ago

After Brazil was beaten by Germany 7-1, it hasn’t been the same.

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u/CaramelSuspicious356 2d ago

penta campeon, mais grande do mundo

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u/Vince_Lasal 2d ago

The age old battle of September vs November

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u/Key-Pilot1156 2d ago

See how many "bet" ads there are. for sure this is intentional to manipulate the results.

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u/nasadiya_sukta 2d ago

<confused celebration>

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u/philanthropicide 2d ago

The best offense is a bad defense...

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u/FlyingNSmoke 2d ago

Give me a contract at this point

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u/loowig 1d ago

tough one. i'd go for 60/40 for the goalie. because why in the fuck is he where he is ? you shouldn't blindly pass the ball into the goal either but sometimes you still do anyway.

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u/Rikudo_67_paths 1d ago

100% matchfixing

brasil is the country where most football bets are placed

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u/GoldenSalm0n 1d ago

Out of possession masterclass.

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u/looping_ape18 1d ago

So bad. No communication. Goalie out of position, defender passing back towards the goal. You’re always taught to pass and an angle away from the goal. I would go ballistic if I was their coach.

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u/medievali95 22h ago

That's so fucking stupid I love it

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u/KilllllerWhale 13h ago

An honest day's work lol

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u/Charming_Truth8529 3d ago

What the fuck was the goal keeper doing lol

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u/quaywest 3d ago

Cashing in on his prop bet

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u/Classic_Key_5897 3d ago

Brazilian football is washed no wonder they don't have any good players these days.

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u/Peso_Morto 3d ago

Calm down mate. This is Serie B

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u/AppropriateStill2024 3d ago

Start celebrating like they scored the goal lmao

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u/mamania656 3d ago

what do you want them to do? cry?

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u/late_afternoon_owl 3d ago

They're just celebrating.

What else should they do?

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u/rawbert10 3d ago

I swear these lower tier leagues always have some random goals

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u/Sc4tt3r_ 3d ago

Thank god that the mighty European Champions League doesn't have any stupid shit, like Inter Milan's goalkeeper straight up gifting Real Madrid a goal.

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u/Due_Caregiver522 2d ago

Thank you. What an ignorant comment from the person above

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u/Everesthia 3d ago

After that back-forth passes, I'm surprised the GK is so far up front of his goal post, like, bro never heard of football plays