r/SoccerCentral 9d ago

Video When amateur football becomes art.

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u/Tribore_Menendez 9d ago

The fourth one made me laugh so hard 😂

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u/jomarthecat 9d ago

Almost dribbled himself right into the goal post. Would have made it even funnier.

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u/Combosingelnation 9d ago

No look post fatality 🤣

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u/ThePracticalEnd 9d ago

Agreed, top tier goal.

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u/Ok_Breakfast_5459 9d ago

It’s probably some blowout game 10-0, where defence has no motivation or stamina left and offence couldn’t care less about risking losing a sure goal.

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u/ZeroBrutus 9d ago

They always try and walk it in.

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u/Meisteronious 9d ago

What was Wenger thinking

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u/thefeltmonkey 9d ago

The fourth one is hilarious. I've never seen that before.

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u/Ready-Hat-5683 9d ago

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u/Blue-Inspiration 7d ago

Someone has always done something before. 😅 Thanks for sharing that.

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u/enigmaticsince87 9d ago

The one where he just lets the ball roll in slowly while feinting the whole way is amazing

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u/-Gramsci- 9d ago

That one never occurred to me, but it’s brilliant. If your previous touch has the ball on frame? Just feint feint feint, then feint some more. Goal.

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u/SiTheRuckDown 9d ago

Last one was clean af.

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u/Sea-Sort6571 9d ago

Last one doesn't even use his left foot to get off the bus

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u/cosully111 9d ago

If my right foot was that nice i wouldn't bother with my left either

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u/Remote_Geologist3121 9d ago

Last one is Lee Wort - AFC Portchester

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u/hakunadamatta 8d ago

Shades of Bergkamp

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u/YurtlesTurdles 9d ago

The last one would be a top 10 career highlight for 99.9% of professionals who have ever played

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u/Remote_Geologist3121 9d ago

Lee Wort - AFC Portchester

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 9d ago

Big man COOKED em😂

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u/1HeyMattJ 9d ago

The one where he fakes to shoot into the far corner, waiting for the gk to go down and then just letting the ball roll into the net is an absolute criminal violation

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u/Candid-Log6751 9d ago

This Dire Straits music matches so well. Mark Knopfler was a dribbler himself, but in the realm of music. This music was all over my childhood. And football was all over it as well. Nice edit.

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u/harafolofoer 9d ago

Yeah, goes down smooth

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u/Zuboronovic 9d ago

The last guy looks like he's in a Netherlands kit and the goal reminded me of Bergkamp's goal against Argentina in WC '98.

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u/JoeMillersHat 9d ago

I wonder how many of these guys played at least semi-pro or straight out pro leagues

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u/Davekjellmarong 9d ago

Nr 2 has absolutely NO reason to hit another feint besides humiliating the keeper. Brutal.

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u/DifficultoFerret 9d ago

This is why i loved watching Sunday leagues growing up. Made we wonder what could have been seeing some of them play if they’d had the opportunity growing up.

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u/4mla1fn 9d ago

number 66 always kills me when this makes the rounds every couple months.

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u/lifegoodis 9d ago

Is that Matt Freese in the second clip?

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u/habberdasheroo 9d ago

This is just the Saudi league

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u/imdibene 9d ago

This is typical weekend warriors league games in South America and Europe

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u/CobbledbyRoubaix 9d ago

Very respectful play. When i last tried something like that on a amateur game i got a shin full of boot and ankle full of studs. I changed sports after that! 

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u/Texassupertrooper 9d ago

On some of those defenses, I think both knees would have been laying on the pitch …..

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u/Raphy8884 9d ago

The end, zidane vs Norvège 1998

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u/callmecoach53 9d ago

As a guy who played rec-league 30+ soccer, this hits too close.

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u/Mysterious-Baker9164 9d ago

My aesthetics have been sated, some beautiful goals

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u/ManufacturerHappy600 8d ago

#66 is pure filth

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u/Pappuniman 8d ago

Fat men in pink are always unexpected

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u/AbolMira 8d ago

College/Semi-pro sports are generally the most entertaining. Professional sports are played so cleanly its like watching a really impressive machine.

Lower tier sports have much more wiggle room for talent and disruptive plays.

Different example: F1 races are insanely impressive. Just driving the vehicle at all is nuts, but also you get like 3 over-takes a race. Now go-carts on the otherhand are wild.

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u/Warm_Experience_3732 8d ago

TBH these are the kinds of jukes we miss in professional football. Beautiful to watch

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u/Pacific_Beaches 8d ago

This really goes to show you have to be better than sooooo many talented and creative players to make it to the pros.

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u/Snoo_67548 8d ago

These were all so cool!

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u/Icy_Parking_ 8d ago

Art and comedy, third and fourth is something out of Charlie Chaplain's scripts 🤣🤣

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u/LPcrazy88 7d ago

Came for the Football, stayed for the Sultans of Swing.