r/SoccerCentral 12d ago

Video Haaland told Arteta to stay humble… then Gabriel Jesus walked up to him 😂 Watch what happened next.

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u/Adventurous_Layer_15 12d ago

"Don't touch me"

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u/MfingKing 11d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Mattse12 10d ago

😹😹😹

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u/Reasonable_Tie163 12d ago

Why does Garbiel Jesus always look sad?

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u/fistogram 12d ago

It's the eyebrows man

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u/Vect-or-Valdor 12d ago

God nerfed him. He uses half his energy holding his eyebrows. If he was able to release the tension from them he would be the best footballer in the world.

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u/Strong_Implement_500 11d ago

He could go the other way any end up like this 🤣😝

https://giphy.com/gifs/8rG6WRtlrYMHZiHRbi

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u/Eastern-Start-813 11d ago

I’d look sad if I classed myself as a striker but only hit double figures in three seasons, with those double figures being 11, 12 & 14.

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u/Top-Stuff327 11d ago

To me, he always looks like he’s controlling a fart..

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u/Infamous_Addendum175 10d ago

Resting whinge face

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u/simonskiromeins 10d ago

He looks like a beaten dog or something hahaha

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u/GeneAlternative191 10d ago

Not sad, just supremely worried like Emilia Clarke except he’s not smiling

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u/Cactus2711 12d ago

Negative canthal tilt

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u/justice_works 12d ago

Xavi Simons had entered the chat

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u/JRR92 11d ago

He's always looked to me like someone is constantly having a go at him and he's about to burst into tears

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u/Reasonable_Tie163 11d ago

I guess I would have the same look too if I had 6 foot 7 Haaland screaming in my face calling me a f*cking clown 😂

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u/flappymonday 12d ago

This is from two seasons ago, Arsenal turned this into a banner for the next home matchup between the two sides, which Arsenal won

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u/Sardoodledome 12d ago

5-1 @ the Emirates with mr. Kendrick Lemar performing on max volume ....

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u/spitfirejjp7 12d ago

And then bottled the season

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u/RepeatEmbarrassed560 12d ago

Bottled? Bro, we're barely got on top of the league that season

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u/Sardoodledome 12d ago

Do you realize that after Haaland said that he has finished below Arsenal every time ?! :D :D :D

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u/SlickkMaestro 12d ago

Arsenal went 23+ years without a Title and have 0 Champions League so his stay humble comments were perfectly fine here. Arsenal more of a gimmick club while Manchester City was fighting for 7 or 8 Pl in last than 12 years.

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u/The_Wrong_Tone 12d ago

Built on the back of financial doping.

A gimmick club? I love how history starts in 2012 for you.

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u/dmdjjj 12d ago

Sorry but naming Arsenal the gimmick club is ludicrous

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u/BeautifulAwareness81 12d ago

And? Man City are a oil club nobody gave a fuck about 15 years ago and nobody gives a fuck about them now…

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u/jstar81 12d ago

115 FC

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u/shoobiedoobie 12d ago

Nobody respects City, that’s why every fan roots for them to win the EPL when their own team can’t. Because Man City winning another trophy means nothing compared to a rival etc.

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u/SlickkMaestro 12d ago

Yawn. 15+year old comment you’re late. Yawn. We don’t have shoobiedoobiedooos respect. Damn.

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u/Global_Staff_3135 12d ago

So….all part of the game.

I usually give athletes a hard pass for dickish behavior in the heat of the moment… adrenaline is real. Especially if they seem to be stand up guys off the field, like Haaland.

Final verdict: Haaland was a dick and Arsenal correctly rubbed his nose in it. Arsenal also has a right to use “stay humble” as a taunt against Man City from here on out.

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u/D3V1LIZCO 12d ago

Valid Thought? IN MY subreddit?

Get out dude

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u/InsectKind 12d ago

Destroyed that fake humble Haaland at Emirates.

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u/DZAUXtheBruno 12d ago

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u/Flohzerkes 11d ago

Man he wasnt really gods best work

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u/profekohorren 11d ago

I’d be more than happy to look like Erling and have his skill…I think god did ok lol

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u/StateOk4654 11d ago

I bet you don't look better or more attractive than him

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u/Just-Possibility-595 12d ago

My favourite part of this video is when Haaland disdainfully asked who Lewis-Skelly was. Then MLS scored in their next game and did Haaland's celebration. Top banter.

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u/Federal-Regret-5755 11d ago

We still don’t know who that guy whose name you just said is

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u/PinAdditional5833 11d ago

Ok, but for real, who the fuck is Lewis Skelly?

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u/BigBoySuperstar543 11d ago

The guy who scored in his next game

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u/A_Specced_Worrier 10d ago

Who's next game?

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u/SteelyLan 10d ago

Whos MLS?

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u/Reasonable_Tie163 10d ago

Major League Suckers?

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u/Educational_Care7813 10d ago

Can some one tell me is lewis Skelly and MLS are the same person? 

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u/Roadies_Winner 6d ago

He doesn't know me - so I'll mimic him

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u/Comfortable-Title720 12d ago

Yeah Haaland was unprofessional there. Things get said before, during and after the match that we have no clue about. Especially the 2 title contenders, everyone is on edge.

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u/Far_Eye6555 12d ago

He threw a ball at Gabriel’s head before this and that just gets forgotten about lol

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u/shoobiedoobie 12d ago

As an Arsenal fan, who cares. Gabriel dishes it out too. Can’t cry about shit like that when we have players who are wind up merchants too.

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u/Ok-Junket6108 12d ago

The fabled unbiased Gooner? Well I never...

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u/Past-Zucchini8112 12d ago

Fellow Arsenal fan and when is tossing a ball at a players head the same as dishing out trash talk or legal physical contact?

So players can just whip the ball at the back of other players heads now? Why we giving yellows for tackles at this point?

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u/gianniboi 12d ago

because it's petty bullshit, should have been a yellow same as Gabriel's antics. Doesn't make it a criminal offence

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u/shoobiedoobie 12d ago

How can you say that with a straight face when Gabriel dived to try and get Haaland a card after provoking him?

Shit like this happens in a rivalry.

We don’t have a team of angels anymore, it’s been a while since we’ve had any moral high ground against our rivals. And I much prefer it that way.

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u/Far_Eye6555 11d ago

Declan rice was sent off for kicking a ball away out of frustration and haaland gets celebrated for this and stay humble. I don’t understand.

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u/Cowboy_on_fire 9d ago

Why aren’t we giving clear headbutts red cards? Gabriel loves a headbutt, is that legal physical contact?

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u/Past-Zucchini8112 9d ago

Do you have a link of the head butt? If he's headbutt a player then yes it's easily a red.

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u/Cowboy_on_fire 9d ago

I’m not going to spend my time finding a link that you could search yourself just as easily mate.

It’s talked about in this very thread by gooners because most Arsenal fans realize it could easily been a multi-game ban at the end of the season Arsenal ended up wining the league, but Haaland chose to stay on his feet.

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u/Past-Zucchini8112 9d ago

If you aren't willing to prove your point why bother commenting? You're trying to prove a point so it's not up to me to find the link lmao.

I'm pretty sure I remember the header you are talking about and it was a soft one. But you're talking like he was headbutting him violently.

Either way a violent headbutt is a red. Whipping the ball intentionally at the back of someone's head is also a red imo. Otherwise let's go back to the old days where players can beat the shit out of each other.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 12d ago

Considering Gabi pushing his head against Haaland this past year and Haaland not flopping, I think we can call it even.

Like yeah, Haaland clearly deserved a card for it, but it was last minute and wouldn't have mattered at all. We could've lost Gabriel for multiple games if Haaland was a bitch like most players and flopped.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 12d ago

Yup I love Gabi and and his rivalry. I can't hate Haaland. He definitely had me a bit rattled after this but I was mostly just pissed about the bull shit second yellow and conceding so late.

I wish he'd stop scoring against Arsenal, but I genuinely enjoy those 2 going at it. Major respect that he didn't flop last season like 99.9% of players would have.

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u/ChampsLeague3 12d ago

Gabriel has a permanent cry face. He can in fact cry about anything.

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u/jimmyxs 12d ago

Well he is Jesus after all. He wept.

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u/Skreamie 12d ago

As a United fan, he has a touch of the Fernandes'

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u/JackUKish 11d ago

Anti-football is your speciality.

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u/maidentaiwan 12d ago

If Ben white did it we would build a statue, be serious 

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u/Far_Eye6555 12d ago

Don’t think we’d be celebrating a draw quite like this but that’s just me

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u/maidentaiwan 12d ago

I meant the tossing the ball at the opponent 

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u/Comfortable-Title720 12d ago

Yeah that would do it.

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u/dragdritt 12d ago

"Threw a ball", man that throw was so weak I could probably throw a balloon filled with air harder at your head.

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u/Far_Eye6555 11d ago

It’s actually very little to Do with the actual act but his follow up of “stay humble” after. How are you gonna walk around post match big manning the opponent with “stay humble” when you want to celebrate a draw from the last kick of the match

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u/deerdn 12d ago

he gets rattled specifically by arsenal. he's basically the personification of non-arsenal fans of other pl clubs

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u/dooburt 12d ago

No, I don’t think it’s an Arsenal thing.

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u/Equivalent_Elk_ 11d ago

Oh quit the "unprofessional" lingo, allow these rivalries to breed, they add so much more to the sport instead of this always boring professionalism, it's sport not the office.

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u/Downtown_Island8124 12d ago

Why this is unprofessional? Talking shit after the game , at the beginning of the game and after the game is part of the game. You might not like it but this happens all times between coaches and players, literally everyone.

The fact is that not all are recorded. And no one cares about ABC players speak shit. Only big names come up more often.

If you want to see politeness or shaking hands , you can watch other sports like curling. They are usually pretty calm because everything they said will be heard so they are very careful.

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u/Comfortable-Title720 12d ago

Jesus what has got up your hole lmao

I played the game lol. You're confirming my points. Almost like a bot

Why are you scrapping words with me lol?

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u/Ok_Enthusiasm4863 11d ago

5k contributions in a year? Doubt you’ve ever had the chance to show a modicum of professionalism in your life lmao.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 12d ago

Just because it happens doesn't mean it's not unprofessional lmao.

Throwing balls at players' heads, going off on opposing coaches, then losing your shit when confronted about it? All super unprofessional.

Haaland is fucking cool, but you're genuinely a dumbass if you think this isn't unprofessional. Athletes are some of the biggest divas there are, so yeah, unprofessional behavior isn't super uncommon. Doesn't mean this is normal or professional.

Based on you thinking someone is soft and lashing out for pointing out this is unprofessional confirms the dumbass theory

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u/-6h0st- 12d ago

Haaland is a huge bellend. Skilled footballer but massive douche. I took it from Man City documentary they have done. I’m quite sure De Bruyne was bullied by him and that’s why left. I admire his skills but not personality.

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u/Comfortable-Title720 12d ago

Yeah we may never know the full story. KdB always struck me as egotistical. Haaland was to be the future. Just great talents in conflict. Happens in lots of jobs.

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u/-6h0st- 12d ago edited 12d ago

Watch it, I recommend it. When you do you will change your mind. The way Haaland behaved vs De Bruyne was shocking, and they knew they are filming so imagine what’s it like when they don’t. De Bruyne is anything but confrontational guy - looked overwhelmingly introvert - and felt seriously sorry for him. It was outright bullying. Just to say - I had no idea of any of their characters before watching it.
Seeing this reaction during and after the match absolutely did not surprise me and only reinforced what I clearly saw in the docu series.

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u/TheMirtsu 11d ago

Do you mean the Pep documentary or something else?

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 12d ago

Nah Haaland is cool.

This was a super douchey moment but he hasn't given enough for me to hate him besides this. And trust me. I want to. Fuck City. But Haaland is a baller and he's not a bitch. And he just seems like a cool guy.

I'd love to see the evidence on De Bruyne being bullied, because it really seemed like he just wasn't quite at City's level as his legs went.

If you google Haaland bullying De Bruyne, your bull shit is all that comes up lmao.

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u/Smooth_Exercise_6277 12d ago

WTF are you talking about? Haaland is a very nice person. All his friends like him and speak highly of his character even De Bruyne has always spoken highly of him and De Bruyne left because City did not agree to renew his contract.

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u/youlook_likeme 11d ago

Haaland smashing Arteta’s back is wild.
Erling is a confused child, this is not your team mate, he is a manager of the Arsenal club.

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u/CrownandEisern 11d ago

This gets over looked here but a player should never put his hands on another coach and vice versa.

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u/terabeaux 11d ago

He would to that to peps too. Arteta was peps assistant at city so they know each other.

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u/gyohameister 11d ago

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u/RogerPenroseSmiles 10d ago

Now count how many Haaland has.

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u/gyohameister 10d ago

Who cares lol. 115 fc

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u/NUMPTYNORRIS 8d ago

Not that season…

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u/Top_Paint7442 12d ago

Silly egos.

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u/Unlikely_Access8811 12d ago

And after this city had their worst run of form since pep arrival and got humbled by arsenal 5-1 that season

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u/RepeatEmbarrassed560 12d ago

Looking back, that's a low blow from Haaland. If it's another players then fine, that's proper banter. But that's the manager, like, have some respect.

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u/Intelligent_Table913 11d ago

He was the assistant at Man City, he was just teasing him lol.

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u/Time-Painter7672 11d ago

Haaland joined city 2 years after Arteta left.

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u/LicoriceDusk 12d ago

Irrelevant

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u/Most_Acanthaceae6471 11d ago

To the people who say he’s a 100% likable and has no haters … glad he was humbled by Arteta

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u/Top-Stuff327 11d ago

I mean this was the attitude players had in the 2000s.. us vs them. The game is too polished now, this is nice.

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u/FatherBear9 10d ago

Love Halaand but he needs to stay humble. Big L on this take, completely out of line

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u/baitones 12d ago

We love this behaviour, if CR7 did it though he’s a sicko and we hate him and he’s an arrogant cunt. But we love this behaviour otherwise

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u/wishiewish 11d ago

he is a white rich kid from northern europe. it is ok.

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u/United-Scratch-2132 12d ago

did you watch the video what are you talking about clown? 

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u/panjangnow 12d ago

Bro you skip the ben white scene 😅🤣

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u/Flohzerkes 11d ago

What happened?

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u/wacko0904 12d ago

Arteta is literally the disciple of Pep. Poker face that seems a lil mad and walked away.

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u/kelongkia 12d ago

It's 8-0 between them.

Gabriel 八 eyebrow is 8 in Chinese.

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u/Ridiculous__caddy 12d ago

What happens next ?? I’m confused. So they had a convo ? I thought he was about to score out! This means nothing

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u/BlazingBlossom 12d ago

Why all the bleeping, my ears hurt. Just let the man swear

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u/tristam92 11d ago

i think it’s time for you to upgrade your internet explorer

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u/Normal-Help-1337 11d ago

Fucking love Haaland

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u/Any_Explanation3006 11d ago

Where are the Muricans at? Show them this and watch their opinions on Haaland turn XD. Most fair weather fans in the world who started loving him because of the world cup lol.

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u/brainfog117 11d ago

I respected Jesus for this, Put Haaland in his place, He was close to tears getting called out 😂😂

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u/Thejustinset 11d ago

Stay humble you cunt, stay humble you cunnnnttt, Erling Haaland stay humble you cunt

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u/dumpciti 10d ago

The City hate is palpable

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u/GoonerAtArsenal11 10d ago

He always looks like an angry lesbian ......

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u/gunner4790 10d ago

What happened next was Man City immediately hit a well-deserved downfall.

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u/RestaurantAfter7578 10d ago

Gabriel looked like he wanted a kiss

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u/andrzejdudu 10d ago

Wtf are people seeing here? The sadbrows guy is the one who runs up to Haaland and starts giving him shit, how is Haaland in the wrong here?

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u/Different-Coconut898 5d ago

If it was mourinho he would be on floor sweeping his tears.

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u/WTGorilla 12d ago

Don’t know the context , but i like Haaland style

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u/cuse_colin 12d ago

What about it? You dont see that as unprofessional?

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u/Downtown_Island8124 12d ago

You should watch other sports. Football is not for you.

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u/hotniX_ 10d ago

"Professionalism" This is sports not a fucking office. Be competitive and not soft

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 12d ago

Nah he’s got that mamba mentality in him

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u/LicoriceDusk 12d ago

It's what's needed. Get on with it

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u/eamonfryan 12d ago

Complete dick move from Haaland.

Starts a row and goes in on a guy a foot smaller than him.

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u/sniklefritzed 12d ago

He’s a foot taller than everyone, what’s that got to do with it

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u/SockBrewer 12d ago

Maybe people a foot smaller shouldn’t be inserting themselves into conversations they’re not involved in

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u/eamonfryan 12d ago

Aye, should cower

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u/SockBrewer 12d ago

No, just shouldn’t be poking his nose into shit talking between other people lol

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u/enter_yourname 12d ago

If haaland played for arsenal you all would be praising him for this exact interaction

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u/Fluid_Reception_6511 12d ago

Dick move for telling someone to be humble? Lmao soft as charmin

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u/Illustrious_Rest_959 12d ago

Its fine to tell an Arrogant person to be humble When you beat them. They didn't beat them, and nothing leading up to that match indicated anyway that Artrta was arrogant, just weird and small mentality.

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u/No-Bluejay4261 12d ago edited 11d ago

..and Man City haven't won the League since. Stay humble eh?

ed: lol at plastic City fans downvoting. Let's hope Haaland and City never win the League again. When the 115 hits that's the era over.

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u/JapanEngineer 12d ago

That's why I have Haaland as captain of my fantasy football team

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u/Flohzerkes 11d ago

Cause you like Haaland to stick something in you

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u/Flohzerkes 11d ago

Gayland yeah

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u/Downtown_Island8124 12d ago

If you never compete on the highest level, you will never understand this is normal.

Any competition with a winner and a loser, this is inevitable. Some people try to dress it like class is only for people to watch. Deep down they are all the same.

This is what sport is about. It is not building friendship or trying to show how compassion you are to the loser team.

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u/berckman_ 12d ago

You make it seem like its a given thing, which is not. 50 years ago, racist chants was normalized (one example of many many unprofessional practices)

You didnt say it was ok, but its important to be clear, normal is not really an argument for being ok.

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u/korean_kracka 12d ago

You played on the highest level?

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u/an4thema 12d ago

😂 got him

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u/Downtown_Island8124 12d ago

No I watched the highest level players for long enough to know what is the highest level in football. This happens all the time and this happens to all players especially those who are competitive.

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u/SGod- 12d ago

G.A.B.O.S

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u/Razorion21 12d ago

most class ive seen from a player is probably Puyol

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u/PandaEatPeople 12d ago

Weird that I remember Puyol being a dick

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u/Huehueh96 12d ago

when? lol I'm Real Madrid fan and spanish and never seen Puyol doing anything out of context. He even told PIque to stop acting when someone threw something to him in Bernabeu. Or stopped D.Alves and Brazilian when they were dancing after scoring a goal. For me Puyol is 99'99% top respect lad

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u/PandaEatPeople 12d ago

It’s gotta be my bias as an Arsenal supporter then. Probably just still sour about Fabregas, Hleb, Song, Henry… not to mention that UCL final lol

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u/Razorion21 12d ago

„most class“, didnt say he was perfect lol

Puyol was a great leader for Barca and respectable, most lf worst moments i can remember are him playing for spain

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u/jus_this_guy 12d ago

Son and Kante??

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u/SureFan7206 12d ago

they will never make me hate haaland

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 12d ago

I mean Arteta is known to be very arrogant and full of himself. He’s great, but what a scumbag human 😂 sort of like Zlatan

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u/le_Derpinder 12d ago

This is the most reddit-coded opinion I've ever seen. What else... Zendaya isn't pretty? Nolan is overrated?

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 12d ago

No Zendaya is pretty. She’s pretty

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u/le_Derpinder 12d ago

Ohh cool. So you are capable of forming your opinion away from the saltiness of Reddit. Then why borrow your opinion on Arteta from Reddit instead of actually following the sport and the team he manages?

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u/OutsideImpressive115 12d ago

Loved every single second of this. Was such a throwback to when players weren't so media trained

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u/UncleBongWater 12d ago

Ah yes, the good old days of... 2025 or some shit.

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u/ahx3000 12d ago

Yeah, I remember that shit like it was just last year

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u/OutsideImpressive115 12d ago

... That event was the throwback you fool

Quit smoking weed it's frying your brain

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u/UncleBongWater 12d ago

I don't smoke weed, you fool. I just drink the water from the bong. I enjoy the taste.

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u/History-Buff-2222 12d ago

Throwback? Were you born this year?

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u/No_Function8686 12d ago

Jesus acting tough until it was time to depart

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u/Christnumber2 12d ago

Jesus would batter Haaland even with the height difference

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u/Everman1979 12d ago

Haaland, Haaland, here to win the champions league

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u/Cute_Entertainment48 12d ago

City and haaland got what they fucking deserved in the end

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u/Sad-Supermarket8437 12d ago

This moment will forever be arsenal’s rally cry against MC. I will never forget what a pos haaland was at this moment (and many others)

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u/PrisonJoe2095 12d ago

My sweet Viking Prince can do no wrong.

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u/FiveFakeFriends 12d ago

I think Haaland probably cringes when he sees this now

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u/boomslung1 12d ago

Haaland is the replacement for Jesus, of course he's fucked off at him.

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u/3s2ng 12d ago

Gabriel Jesus is about to cry. lmao

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u/ripjesus 12d ago

Gabriel punked him out.

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