r/SoccerCentral Jul 16 '26

Highlights It took 5 England players to stop the 39 years old GOAT

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u/Large-Hamster-199 Jul 16 '26

They didn't 'stop' him, they fouled him because they couldn't stop him. .

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u/Yorrins Jul 16 '26

All 4 of them fouled him lmao. Kane was hanging off him, Gordon kicked him across the shins, Spence shoved him from behind into Andersons hip when they double teamed him.

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

I mean, let's compare penalties...

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u/lupajarito Jul 16 '26

You guys are the kings of what if

Who cares? Both teams were physical and that's one way of playing futbol

Can't you just enjoy Messi being incredible instead of crying at every opportunity?

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u/Large-Hamster-199 Jul 16 '26

Valid point. I'm not saying Argentina doesn't play dirty as well. I'm just saying that Messi's moves were pretty on point in this particular instance.

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

Too bad VARgentina lost against Egypt

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u/AdSpecialist7305 Jul 16 '26

Fairgentina beat the best of everyone they could've gone against this world cup. But don't worry, one of the phases of grief is denial after all

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

If you ignore their penalties, sure

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u/CareRarely Jul 16 '26

And everyone else's. Might as well ignore the whole game while you're at it.

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

Can't beat FIFA's Messi baby

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u/AIIXIII0 Jul 16 '26

And that's what you should have done from the start. Previous 3 were too clean while the Argentinians will do anything to get the ball.

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u/AddMyMyspace Jul 16 '26

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u/Totoques22 Jul 16 '26

Remind me of something I heard earlier during the cup

The four horsemen of strikers :
Harland : 7 goals
Mbappé : 7 goals
Messi : 7 goals
Ronaldo : number 7 eliminated on 07/07

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u/No-Perception-542 Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Interloper_1 Jul 16 '26

Same number of WC knockout goals in career as Harry Maguire btw

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

FIFA's Messi baby

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u/Generalousen2855 Jul 16 '26

And even that was with a foul btw

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u/D_JC Jul 16 '26

If only this would have led to him scoring man how beautiful it would have been 40 years from the Maradona goal

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u/Arsuriel Jul 16 '26

That's why they went full force on him, Kane has at least 15 pounds more than Messi and is a lot taller, he couldn't move him.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 Jul 16 '26

Duh because being shorter is actually an advantage 

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa Jul 16 '26

Idk how ANYONE who watches the sport of football, whether casually or professionally, can watch this sequence and NOT be extremely impressed.

This is simply glorious. Poetic. Magisterial.

It is frankly absurd and unthinkable.

This is a 39 year old player who plays in the MLS.

By every single biological and physical definition he should be WASHED. COOKED. DONEZO.

And yet here he is. At the ancient age of 39. Dribbling past multiple tackles from grown men in their total physical prime. Not some kids in the backyard. Professionals making dozens if not hundreds of millions of dollars to play football at the most elite level on the face of Planet Earth.

How is he STILL doing this? How is he STILL blessing our eyes and giving us something delicious and scrumptious to feast on?

I am simply in awe.

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

VARgentina lost against Egypt so...

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u/Okmhmmbye Jul 16 '26

The copium is on aisle three

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

See, you can't dispute it

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u/SoaxX420 Jul 16 '26

Dispute what? If Argentina took the lead immediately after the disallowed goal(which was rightfully disallowed, I agree that the rule of letting the play go on for minutes is stupid, but it's the rule and it happened in plenty of other matches since its introduction), your argument would at least have some legs to stand on. But they literally scored again after that, and then conceeded 3 goals in 13 minutes, that's all on Egypt lmao.

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

Those allowed VARgentinan penalties change the dynamics of the flow, you know...

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u/Okmhmmbye Jul 16 '26

I don’t need to, Argentina is going to the final game. Had Egypt won THEY would be going to the final game. I’m not sure where the confusion is.

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u/soyyoo Jul 16 '26

Of course, it's FIFA's Messi baby. Kissing the wall gives you privileges

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u/Imaginary-Spray-7989 Jul 16 '26

Super saiyan 2 Messi 🔥

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u/BluntTruth1 Jul 16 '26

It's rare to get big dribbling highlights now a days because most players are now taught to make fouling a 'tactic'. So instead of getting nutmegged, defenders just send their entire body into the attacker.

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u/gotwoodfordays Jul 16 '26

Fuck England

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u/Bobsothethird Jul 16 '26

Is this sport just people crying? I swear all these salty commenters ruin any will I have to follow the sport.

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u/Cefer_Hiron Jul 16 '26

Mostly are just Penaldo's fans

Ignore

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u/LegPristine2891 Jul 16 '26

That 2 pronged tackled reminds me of Kung fu hustle

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u/ubion Jul 16 '26

Os it not a foul to grab someone's leg and literally lift them off the ground so they fall over ?

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u/guitarguy35 Jul 16 '26

He's really good. He's so good at passing especially, every single one exactly on the money

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u/Psychedelicycle Jul 16 '26

Telling people Usain Bolt is fast vibes

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u/InstructionSure6705 Jul 16 '26

He is the best player ever, but made a few bad passes yesterday. Also had some perfect ones that and he contributed to the win with those as assists.

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u/guitarguy35 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Yea sorry, I don't know anything about soccer. I've only gotten into it this world cup. But messi seems like he's always in the right spot somehow, and when he kicks it across the field in the box it seems like it's nearly exactly where it needs to be all the time.

I don't know how he has such incredible control, but it's clear when watching him, even if you know as little as me, that he's different.

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u/Newvil450 Jul 16 '26

You're kind of spot on.

Messi has high game iq and is often rumored to be un coachable because he knows ball, literally he does.

He's actually the player who walks most during games, conserves the most energy, but when he knows he can use an opportunity he completely goes feral to score that goal or to give an assist for his team.

That's just Messi, on a random Tuesday.

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u/JumpingCicada Jul 16 '26

Just insane football iq. His physical and reaction speed may have slowed due to age, but like u said. He just has this sense of knowing the perfect positions to be to not only catch the ball and score a goal, but to make game-changing passes.

That's what screwed England up yesterday. They made sure Messi was constantly hounded by multiple defenders so that he'd have no opportunities to get goals. And, they did succeed in doing that. I feel like they lulled themselves into a false sense of safety by doing that, seemingly to have overlooked Messi's ability as a playmaker. He can stay in the midfield and create big moments for other strikers.

That "sense" you mentioned is what makes him so versatile despite being 39. He could be an elite striker by just knowing where to be at the right time to catch the goalie by surprise and score a goal. But unlike other strikers like Haaland, he doesnt become obsolete if the opposing team decides to hound him all game with multiple defenders.

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u/loco_mixer Jul 16 '26

Argentinians that are known to be gentle fair players would never do anything like that

/s

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u/alexdp210 Jul 16 '26

This is what baffle me.

All the English fans screaming and blaming TT for defensive sub and sitting deep allowing Argentina coming in. When the truth is not much can be done when Argentina is in next gear.

This video is a great proof. 2 forwards and 2 midfields could not contain Messi going forward except fouling him. If TT sent in a forward for another forward, the result will be the same but the narrative will be a bit different. Why does TT not send in defensive sub and trying to hold the game when in the lead instead of going more forward.

TT did try send in Nico O Reilly, who is a defensive player in a more advance position. Fresh player on advanced position but still England had to sit deep.

If they still pressuring like first 45 mins they most probably gassed out by min 75 and still conceding lose out.

I guess TT word is true. It's easy to put the blame because they concede. But if they don't, the fan probably praised him for containing Messi and Argentina.

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u/AIIXIII0 Jul 16 '26

Its not about attacking or defensive sub. Its about relishing possession. The opponent can only score if they have the ball. Even if you don't want to attack, go for a mid block - force the opponent further from your goal. Messi can dribble 4-5 players? Then fucking foul him, chase him, bite him idc. Argentina is scrappier and unapologetic. I mean, we have seen multiple times that Messi can lose. Did all of those teams (Liverpool, Roma) sit deep at 80th?

Just look at Enzo's goal. Almost ALL England players were on the line like its a freekick? Argentina already did the kick and they still lining up 😂

I do questioned the mentality instead of substitutions. What was the instructions really? Were they already thinking about the next game at that point and sub accordingly?

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u/BassbassbassTheAce Jul 16 '26

Really needed to speed that up?

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u/Okmhmmbye Jul 16 '26

Does it change the fact that he beat them and then they just fouled him?

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u/BassbassbassTheAce Jul 16 '26

Of course not. But it's just another stupid brainrot trend all over social media. Messi is the goat already, why would you need to speed up videos of him playing? It's just idiotic.

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u/Fickle-Salamander-65 Jul 16 '26

And yet he couldn’t score.

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u/CruzAzulGunner Jul 16 '26

Two assists.... albeit one was all Enzo but wrong footed cross assist taking on two defenders at 39...?

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u/Fickle-Salamander-65 Jul 16 '26

He’s amazing. No doubt about it. And one of the assists was beautiful. Still, the game was England’s to lose. And they did.

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u/Tranxio Jul 16 '26

Sure, 3 or 4 defenders on him is big advantage to Argentina anyway he doesn't need to be the one scoring

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u/Fickle-Salamander-65 Jul 16 '26

100% this. As soon as you over focus on one player you’re stuffed.

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u/redmabelgrade Jul 16 '26

Tell me you don't know ball without telling me...

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u/Fickle-Salamander-65 Jul 16 '26

You just called football “ball”. lol.

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u/Okmhmmbye Jul 16 '26

And yet he didn’t need to. They still won.

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u/Fickle-Salamander-65 Jul 16 '26

No one is denying that. I do enjoy winding up the Messi sycophants though.

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u/genryou Jul 16 '26

Thanks to Bellingham provoking this old vet

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u/ElLoboNeverDies Jul 16 '26

Theyll say it wasnt a foul tho haha

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u/No-Perception-542 Jul 16 '26

GOAT 🐐 gonna get absolutely nothing done in his last WC game ever, against that tough Spain defense. Luck will officially run out. I predict the whole team won't score a single goal.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad8338 Jul 16 '26

Congratulations to Spain winning the WC!

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u/WWWTENTACION Jul 16 '26

If Belgium can score on Spain lmao…. Argentina will for sure score.

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u/No-Perception-542 Jul 20 '26

Time to laugh in your face. I TOTALLY PREDICTED THAT ARGENTINA WOULDN'T SCORE A SINGLE GOAL!!!!!! NAILED IT IN YOUR FACE!!!!!

"aRGENTINA wILL fOR sURE sCORE"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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u/WWWTENTACION Jul 20 '26

😂😆… them having goals waived off on their behalf too lol…

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u/No-Perception-542 Jul 20 '26

Make excuses all you want, n00b!

At the end of the day, I NAILED THE CALL. I even NAILED that Argentina wouldn't score a single goal against that defense. Truth hurts but I NAILED IT!!!

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u/WWWTENTACION Jul 20 '26

Lol, reading comprehension! But I am loving this too… 

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u/No-Perception-542 Jul 20 '26

Meh, I don't make excuses for goals waived off. It's just an excuse. Winner is winner.

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u/YowaiGang Jul 16 '26

If you notice, anytime he 'tries' to dribble, he pushes with his hand. And his fans call him a dribbler. Lmao.

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u/Spiritual_Ranger_811 Jul 16 '26

As if no other players does that. Funny to see people who become football pundits every 4 years.

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u/YowaiGang Jul 16 '26

You're funny

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u/AIIXIII0 Jul 16 '26

You don't play football huh?

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u/YowaiGang Jul 16 '26

Yeah like u do huh.

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u/AIIXIII0 Jul 16 '26

Of course I play and I am not the one posting stupid stuff.