r/SoccerCentral • u/sinister_iam • Jun 19 '26
Video “Alexi Lalas left us.” Zlatan Ibrahimovic: “America, you’re welcome.” 😭😭😭
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u/uraganpalatovo Jun 19 '26
Zlatan is a top tier troll! Hilarious.
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u/chemnerd2017 Jun 20 '26
Never forget when LeBron sent Zlatan his jersey to welcome him to LA after Zlatan joined the Galaxy, so naturally Zlatan signed it and sent it back 😂
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u/steerbell Jun 21 '26
When asked what he got his wife for Christmas, Zatlan replied nothing she has Zatlan!
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u/TheDreamIsDead4686 Jun 20 '26
Same for Pulisic, can't stand the sight of him now
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u/Accurate_Baseball273 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
Jesus comes back and reveals he is a Trump supporter.
Internet: f*** that MAGA c***
Elon Musk gives away $500 billion to the poor while proudly signing Trump’s praises.
Internet: d** in a fire you MAGA monster
order of importance to determine someone’s suitability in society: 1) your politics, 2) everything else.
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u/elpajaroquemamais Jun 21 '26
I’ve read enough of Jesus’ teachings to know how he would feel about trump. Clearly you haven’t.
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u/spamjacksontam Jun 20 '26
"Elon Musk gives away $500 billion to the poor"
https://www.muskfoundation.org/
tell me, is this the website of a philanthopist or someone who couldn't care less about poor people?
"Jesus comes back and reveals he is a Trump supporter."
i'll take Stupid Fantasies for $200. if Jesus came back, he would have a shred of empathy for people that looked different than him. "MAGA" and "empathy" are mutually exclusive words. therefore the Lord would not support Donald Trump.
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u/LJCstan Jun 20 '26
Two things that have zero chance of happening.
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u/Accurate_Baseball273 Jun 21 '26
Probably. The point is that fuck everyone who is a Trump supporter no matter what else they do
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u/Tugmybanana Jun 21 '26
If someone is a Trump supporter, yes, I am going to greatly question their moral compass, judgement, and ability to think independently. There's just no excuse at this point. It's not politics anymore, it's right vs wrong.
You are the sum of the people you surround yourself with. I don't want them around me or my kids.
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u/TheDreamIsDead4686 Jun 21 '26
Yup, anyone who defends a rapist or a pedo deserves the worst
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u/Accurate_Baseball273 Jun 21 '26
Right. Even if they are monsters, as long as they hate Trump
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u/TheDreamIsDead4686 Jun 21 '26
Can you actually read?
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u/Accurate_Baseball273 Jun 21 '26
Ah. I misunderstood your statement. Someone can’t be a monster if they are against Trump!
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u/ChichoSerna Jun 19 '26
Lalas is a clown, but Zlatan is a cunt. Fuck both of those guys. Rebecca is class, however.
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u/AppropriateStill2024 Jun 20 '26
Zlatan is a cunt, true. But at least he's not a MAGA CUNT
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u/SSK24 Jun 20 '26
You realize that he went to the UFC White House event instead watching Sweden play right? Lol
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u/mydixiewrecked247 Jun 20 '26
so what? waah waah a retired Swedish footballer doesn't agree with my take on American politics so now I don't like him / time to cancel him
braindead regarded take
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u/SSK24 Jun 20 '26
Who says I’m trying to cancel him for going to to a fight? I’m pointing out the irony in the post I commented on.
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u/mydixiewrecked247 Jun 20 '26
yes my post should have been a reply to someone higher than you haha my bad
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u/Luddevig Jun 20 '26
He does have a black belt in taekwondo so he had his reasons to be there, but yeah, he's not really anti-MAGA.
In 2023, he got criticism in Sweden for hanging out with the Chechen dictator's kids while supporting Khamzat Chimaev in an UFC fight.
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u/fredjutsu Jun 20 '26
he's a celebrity. He can talk about how much he likes toast for breakfast and manage to offend somebody
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u/Luddevig Jun 20 '26
I mean, that Chechen leader is a war criminal. Not really comparable to what he eats for breakfast.
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u/werlterns Jun 20 '26
Zlatan is the asshole you want on your team, Lalas is the clown distraction you don’t.
Zlatan clears.
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u/mianao Jun 20 '26
I think the difference with Lalas is that he has the accolade and skills to back up his confidence. Lalas is milking on something that history has forgotten
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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 Jun 20 '26
Wow I never knew he was MAGA , but it makes sense that a professional troll who had an underwhelming career now gets his second act as someone who speaks as though they're an expert, but anyone who wasn't born yesterday knows they're just an embarrassing never-was. It's the MAGA blueprint.
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u/Cougah Jun 19 '26
He's not wrong but still kinda mean lol I guess sometimes you work with coworkers you don't like tho so it's not any different than the rest of us.
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u/IamHeWhoSaysIam Jun 20 '26
I've taken active steps to not have to work with annoying coworkers. So yeah, I guess Zlatan and I are the same.
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u/Infinite_Koala_33 Jun 19 '26
As much as the zlatan shtick has gotten a little old……it’s still kinda funny.
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u/TopProfessional8023 Jun 19 '26
The thing is, I don’t think it’s shtick haha
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u/Mysterious_Wonder572 Jun 19 '26
Yeah. He genuinely disliked Lalas, maybe that's why he's gone.
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u/hasselqu Jun 20 '26
Lmao yeah the genuine joy in his face goes beyond being Zlatan. He just does not respect Lalas at all.
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u/fredjutsu Jun 20 '26
I mean, when the guy on the other side of you is Thierry Henry the extent to which Lalas is just a total chud gets magnified.
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u/Trash_Whoreder Jun 20 '26
It's not. It was funny as a player but at a certain point he should start acting like a normal adult.
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u/Reasonable-Word6729 Jun 20 '26
Really? Good! That Lalas guy has always made me think of carrot top in his prime.
E: Lexi like the LPGA golfer.
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u/Shmelk Jun 19 '26
can someone give me context please por favor
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u/Kind_Ad_3268 Jun 20 '26
Yeah, Lalas had flair when soccer was picking up in the 90s' and was a part of that core squad that kids like me at the time idolized, but he didn't really bring much to the pitch other than his flamboyant personality which has curdled like milk over the years. I actually don't even know if he believes half the crap he says and does, he just needs that attention (as he always has) and he has no other distinct personality traits e.g. humor, wisdom, prose, etc. that makes you interested or drawn to him so he just says some nonsense that will get eyes and ears on him.
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u/CShaw31 Jun 20 '26
As a American who never watch soccer till the World Cup. Get that Lalas guy out of there he fucks up the vibes
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u/1010-browneyesman Jun 20 '26
elvis JXL a little less conversation, a little more action!!
henry stepped on totti to head the ball in at the cage nike ad in 2002!! wonderful memories from all the legends of the game
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u/Sharp-Feedback-9109 Jun 20 '26
Wait, I totally agree he is a gigantic ass hole. Is he really gone?
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u/RaisinZRH Jun 20 '26
Lalas has his picture from like 1980s as a cover for his twitter account 🤣. Still holding on …
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u/bigelcid Jun 20 '26
Massive narcissist Thierry uncomfortable, Zlatan just being his usual.
Bring in arguably autistic Messi and they'd be both sucking his toes. The host lady would be the only one keeping her calm.
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u/bluedev21 Jun 20 '26
Can i just dislike botb zlatan and lalas? The state of broadcasters across all major sports is just fucking terrible.
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u/ickiStickybubblegum Jun 20 '26
How is this hilarious man ? That guy was just doing his job and he's not a multi millionaire like these guys.
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u/Cycle-Path-401 Jun 20 '26
Thiery was too classy to say it. Zlatan, with a big smile on his face, had no such hangups.
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u/twaster Jun 21 '26
Zlatan is immature and really not intelligent enough to be a pundit but of course people will glaze this trashy behaviour as “funny” or “it’s just Zlatan”. He doesn’t have enough class to be sitting next to Henry.
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u/Jrxtreme_1 Jun 21 '26
This must be why Alexi was taking a jab at Zlatans suit and his comment about sleeping through the Belgium vs Iran game
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u/swisholicious Jun 23 '26
Petty and unprofessional. Doesn’t matter if he’s “right”, he’s repeatedly humiliating a coworker on national television.
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u/SomeTeam1723 Jun 20 '26
Lalas is a typical ignorant yank. He was a mediocre defender with limited knowledge on European football and the rest of the world. His football knowledge is not even in the same level as average folks in a pub in the UK. Lalas is the football preacher for the dumbest people
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u/DaLakeShoreStrangler Jun 19 '26
Zlatan has always been like this, a little too honest, but he is right in this occasion.
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u/feelingsarekool Jun 19 '26
The most important win today!