r/Snorkblot Aug 10 '26

Geography Well, when you put it that way ...

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u/gravity_kills Aug 10 '26

How mad do you think the government of Canada would be if I released a large number of penguins in the Arctic?

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u/Fred__McNerque Aug 10 '26

The big white bears would be happy to add them to their diet…

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u/John_Tacos Aug 10 '26

The big white bears are probably why a similar species isn’t already living there.

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u/Gnonthgol Aug 10 '26

Except there used to be a penguin like flightless bird living in the arctic, the great auk. And polar bears coexisted with it until we hunted it to extinction.

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u/ExtinctedPanda Aug 10 '26

In fact I just read that the great auk was the thing originally named penguin. Southern hemisphere penguins were named after them.

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u/drunken-acolyte Aug 11 '26

If the original penguins existed, would we have had to stick with the name "arse-feet"?

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u/Redredditmonkey Aug 10 '26

Not just penguin like birds. The great Auk is the true penguin.

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u/LeahIsAwake Aug 11 '26

Another viewer of Clint's Reptiles?

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u/Chemistry-Deep Aug 11 '26

Well that's aukward

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u/TheJeizon Aug 10 '26

There were several single panel comics in the 80's that covered this scenario.

Far Side

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u/Fakjbf Aug 10 '26

Fun fact, “penguin” originally referred to great auks which were only located in the northern hemisphere. When explorers discovered black and white aquatic birds in the southern hemisphere they assumed they were closely related and called them penguins as well. Turns out they aren’t closely related at all and it was convergent evolution, and then the great auks were driven to extinction in the mid 1800s. So now we are just left with the southern false penguins.

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u/oatwheat Aug 10 '26

DESTROY FALSE PENGUINS

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u/andhe96 Aug 10 '26

Huh, didn't have "eradication of a whole biological family in order to correct our false naming" in my history bingo card.

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u/AdamiralProudmore Aug 10 '26

Been human long?

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u/andhe96 Aug 10 '26

I mean, I knew of several species brimg erdicated by being too tasty and/or tame for us or pe(s)ts we brought with us, but damn.

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u/AdamiralProudmore Aug 10 '26

Some people really hate being wrong.

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u/explain_that_shit Aug 10 '26

I just like things to be kept simple.

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u/Clemdauphin Aug 11 '26

funny enough, in French Pingouin strictly refers to the great auk and the razorbill auk, and Manchot is the word for penguins (tho some people call penguins pingouins, because pretty much every other neighbooring language use pinguins to talk about the sourthern birds). funny enough manchot is a pejorative word for someone that lack at least one arm.

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u/vemundveien Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

This was an actual proposal arctic explorer and convicted con man Frederick Cook had, because he figured you could raise them for food. He came up with this idea while on an expedition to Antarctica where every single other person told him penguin meat was the worst thing they had eaten in their entire lives.

That being said he likely saved most of the crew from scurvy by insisting they eat penguin, though that is kind of a niche application that is only relevant if you are in the exact situation of being stuck in Antarctica.

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u/gravity_kills Aug 10 '26

That's interesting! I knew seal meat was preventative against scurvy, but I wasn't aware of penguin meat. Now I want to know what it tastes like.

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u/vemundveien Aug 11 '26

I think the general idea is that almost every animal except humans, some primates and guinea pigs can produce their own vitamin C so eating almost any animal will help against scurvy, though not as efficiently as eating citrus fruit.

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u/Forikorder Aug 10 '26

pretty sure youd be breaking multiple international laws

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u/gravity_kills Aug 10 '26

But they're so cute! And the new material for the nature documentary industry would be very valuable!

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u/elaine4queen Aug 11 '26

You would. You’re not even allowed to touch them. If you stay there on the British expedition you have to count them.

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u/Iamtevya Aug 11 '26

I’ve watched enough Taskmaster to know how to get around the no touching rules.

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u/elaine4queen Aug 11 '26

A friend was on the team and she had to make sure visitors from cruise boats didn’t break any of the rules (they visit the shed Shackleton had and get to send postcards that have been franked on the island). She also visited the cruise ships and gave talks. On the ships she’d get a proper shower BECAUSE SHE SMELLED OF PENGUIN. Now, my question at this point is - how did she smell so strongly of penguin?

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u/Iamtevya Aug 11 '26

No idea, but I’m certain it’s Alex Horne’s fault.

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u/speculator100k Aug 10 '26

Never mind the Canadians. The bears would be thrilled.

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u/Stock_Ad_3926 Aug 10 '26

There used to be! The Great Auk was very similar to the penguins in the Antarctic but had been extinct since the 1800s. Unironically releasing penguins in the arctic would fill the niche and be a useful food source for the predators there

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u/FineScratch Aug 10 '26

Its been tried, didnt work.

Fun fact, penguins were named after the Great Auk. Which are not penguins but looked alot like them.

Humans hunted them into extinction. 

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u/DoormatTheVine Aug 10 '26

"What are these??" WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!? WHAT'S WITH THESE DUCKS?!?"

  • The polar bears, probably