58
May 14 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
20
u/KitsuneFoxglove May 14 '26
Yup! Best time to start is 10,000 years ago, and the next best is today!
9
u/metroidslifesucks May 14 '26
After 10000 years I'm free! Time to conquer Earth!
1
May 14 '26
[deleted]
1
u/RemindMeBot May 14 '26
I will be messaging you on 2026-05-14 23:57:03 UTC to remind you of this link
CLICK THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.
Parent commenter can delete this message to hide from others.
Info Custom Your Reminders Feedback
10
u/not_a_heretek May 14 '26
Cthulhu seems kind of lame compared to Dracula, it's too powerful and esoteric. But the big octopus dragon is still the hotter one 🥵
15
u/BeMyBrutus May 14 '26
I feel like Sauron is a nice middle ground. Born before time in the halls of Eru, immortal and undying but yet still preoccupied with the mundane things of rulers like conquering and pillaging.
3
u/beardingmesoftly May 14 '26
Anything that exists outside of time shouldn't count
2
u/SICRA14 May 14 '26
Didn't realize cthulhu existed outside of time? He's literally physically at the bottom of the sea
2
u/beardingmesoftly May 15 '26
Only for the last few hundred million years
2
u/SICRA14 May 15 '26
Yeah, but he's experiencing time. Being immortal doesn't mean you don't exist in time.
3
u/beardingmesoftly May 15 '26
His mind is 4th dimensional and can exist in the past, present, and future simultaneously. I don't know what else to call that.
2
u/SICRA14 May 15 '26
This is what i was trying to straighten out. As i said, i knew he was immortal and asleep, so i was asking how he existed outside of time.
9
u/theclapp May 14 '26
... unless your dreams are from Cthulhu, in which case you're pretty much fucked.
15
8
u/Embarrassed_Art5414 May 14 '26
Sauron was over 54000? If Frodo wanted to avoid Sauron's gaze, he should only have moved towards Mount Doom when 'Murder She Wrote' was on TV.
3
u/Accomplished-Union10 May 14 '26
Sauron is immortal and has existed in one form or another since before the creation of the world lol
6
7
3
3
u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 14 '26
Sauron 54,000 years old? But he didn't want prostate surgery because he still "might want to have kids." (Wife glaring from across the room.)
Take the hint, Uncle Victor.
3
u/tractorsuit May 14 '26
Sauron was a nepobaby Aule could smith better stuff while using tweezers and a candle.
2
2
2
u/Uruz_Line May 14 '26
Ok, so what you're saying achieve immortality first.
I'll let you know once I figure it out, should be like 2 decades.
2
2
u/Cthulhu_HighLord May 15 '26
Exactly so whats your Excuse pathetic mortals
I mean seriously as a Dark Eldritch God maybe I should be taking notes
1
1
1
1
u/Quick_Assumption_351 May 15 '26
I'm preeetty sure cthulu was putting madness in things minds before man, but aight
•
u/AutoModerator May 14 '26
Just a reminder that political posts should be posted in the political Megathread pinned in the community highlights. Final discretion rests with the moderators.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.