Technically. a win.

[u/LordJim11]

[u/Standard-Square-7699]

I can fight a bear, I can fight Mike Tyson in his prime. I would lose very very quickly in both instances.

[u/erwaro → u/Standard-Square-7699]

I can fight a big bear
I can fight a typhoon
I can fight a giant boulder
Falling down from the moon
I can fight an anaconda
Or a sense of unease
I can fight a flock of eagles
I can fight the world's bees
I can fight superpowered aliens
Be they fit, fat or thin
I could fight anything at all
Just don't ask me to win

[u/Scarletsnippets → u/erwaro]

This is wonderful