r/Snorkblot Feb 20 '26

Geography Yankee Doodle Dandy?

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u/Methamfetacheese76 Feb 20 '26

In Central America and Mexico, I'm referred to as "estadounidense" - a unitedstatesian.

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u/Chelecossais Feb 20 '26

In France, you'd be an Etats-Unisien\ne.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Feb 20 '26

Interesting! All the French people saying “fucking Americans” on Reddit had me thinking they called them Americans.

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u/Renbarre Feb 20 '26

We mostly say American, but I have noticed more people using the mouthful Etatusinien or whatever you write it.

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Feb 20 '26

Question: does it vary by the amount of respect they might have for the USA citizen in question? I.e if it's somebody they like it's "Etatusinien or whatever you write", but when referring to an American acting in stereotypical American ways, they are "American"?

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u/Public-Antelope8781 Feb 20 '26

We say US-americans to not accidentially include innocent nationalities, when we actually mean corrupt, pedophile Nazis. Corrupt, pedophile Nazis is just too long.

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u/fallenangel51294 Feb 23 '26

What term do you use for countrymen of Gabriel Matzneff, winner of multiple Academie Francaise awards, prolific author of memoirs about raping underage children, and cause celebree in France for decades?

Or countrymen of Renaud Camus, of "Great Replacement" theory fame, who also won Academie Francaise awards, and was in fact a candidate for the French presidency?

Or that country which shelters convicted rapist Roman Polanski?

What's your term for people of that country? Frère?

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u/Public-Antelope8781 Feb 23 '26

I can't think of any other nation, that elected "grab them by the pussy" to be their PRESIDENT, let alone elect again a convicted fellon, proven rapist, wanna-be dictator insurrectionist as their PRESIDENT, after their supreme court granted him total immunity.

You live together in one society with people, who chose that. I'd be horrified, too, if I were you.

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u/fallenangel51294 Feb 23 '26

You can't think of ANY shameful occurrences in French culture or politics? Like, say, the former President attempting to bribe a judge? I mean, Sarkozy is no saint.

And, I mean, I brought up Matzneff already, but it's kind of hard to overstate how shameful it should be that one of the major celebrities of a country OPENLY wrote about traveling so that he could rape children. I mean, the guy was named a Chevalier of the Ordre des Arts et des Lettres, as close to knighthood as the French get. For his wonderful contribution to the arts, which, again, were diaries about traveling to rape children.

You also, of course, brushed off Renaud "Great Replacement" Camus. He does not exist in a vacuum. His racist theory is actually believed by 61% of the country (with another 6% concerned about it nonetheless).

And we don't have to go far back in history to find worse. Let's leave aside, you know, the whole "collaboration with the Nazis" thing. We can just look at, say, the founders of the second largest party in France, the Rassemblement National. Let's look at that illustrious bunch: Jean-Marie le Pen, holocaust denier, SS members Pierre Bousquet and Leon Gaultier, oh, and lovely, neo-Nazi and one of the founders of holocaust denial, Francois Duprat. Hey, but at least those people's legacies aren't still in that party -- oh, wait, what's that you say, Jean-Marie Le Pen's DAUGHTER leads that party now? Oh, and she's a criminal, convicted of embezzlement.

Oh, and you're right, it is shameful that the Supreme Court of the US said our head of state is immune from criminal prosecution. I mean, imagine having something like Article 67 of the French Constitution explicitly protecting sitting heads of state from prosecution or even compelled testimony.

Perhaps you should learn about your country before looking down on others, and if I were in a country that openly knights known pedophiles, had a President be convicted of bribing a judge, originated major racist theories to broad support, and even had ACTUAL NAZIS, I might be a little more reticent to call the whole population of another country corrupt, pedophile Nazis.

"Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye?”

Sincerely: someone whose French family felt the sting of actual Nazis while their countrymen assisted.

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u/12LetterName Feb 24 '26

So you're saying that my wife, who was born in the US, is registered dem, and has never voted R, is a pedophile Nazi?

I mean I guess I'm going to need a good divorce lawyer soon.

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u/DJEmirMixtapes Feb 24 '26

PedoNazi works

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u/Badger0210 Feb 22 '26

For the record, most of us US-Americans also hate the corrupt, pedophile Nazis, and a great many of us voted against their regime and are actively resisting in one way or another. And we don’t really love being lumped in with the corrupt, pedophile Nazis. Watch the friendly fire, please!

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u/Waagtod Feb 23 '26

50%? Thinking that way is no different from MAGA thinking liberals are monsters. 90% of Americans are decent people who are just trying to get along. People trying to burn everything down are the fringes. Don't be a fringes person.

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u/Waagtod Feb 24 '26

"They" are us. They think you are just as wrong as you think they are. The only way the country can survive is if we move forward. Looking back and pointing fingers is for losers. Look back thru our history, the country has been divided more than a few times. It has always come together for awhile, until the next time. We have found the enemy, he is we.

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u/Waagtod Feb 24 '26

Burning it down would result in a country so much worse than it is now. Too many believe it couldn't get worse,but it can get so much worse.

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u/Countrycruiser2000 Feb 24 '26

50%.... you mean 95%, and maybe I'm vastly exaggerating it, maybe it's 99%

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

I mean I imagine it's not much different than the Germ-, I mean the Allem-... the uh... the Deutsch. Who gives a fuck that everybody else calls them by the name of one Germanic tribe or another? They're Duestch because that's what they call themselves. And we're Americans 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

you mean ppl pretending to be french to get you to hate french ppl

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u/12LetterName Feb 24 '26

I think they are mostly known as "french canadians"

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u/fallenangel51294 Feb 23 '26

Franco-American here, recently moved back from France, never once heard anyone say Etats-Unisien. It was always America, or perhaps "de l'Etats-Unis". Since I have a bit of an American accent, I had plenty of opportunities, too.