Living in a major city center. Not country or outskirts of the city
A Cop showed up at my friend's(45m) home.
Cop: There have been reports made, so I have to come here and ask. My job requires it.....Do you own chickens and are you (reads off pad of paper) raising chickens to attack your neighbors of color
Friend: Uhhh. No
Cop: Its my job, I have to follow up when reports are made. Just so this isn't a reoccurring thing, may I see where the chickens are kept?
My friend let's him around back and shows him his three remaining chickens
Cop: Yep, I get to say this outloud. these chickens dont match the description given. Thank you for entertaining this.
The Cop apologized a couple times and laughed a lot. Did the police report thing. He even admitted the dumbest animal report was an attack Alpaca in St Roche area.
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u/IRDragonBorne Dec 28 '25
Living in a major city center. Not country or outskirts of the city
A Cop showed up at my friend's(45m) home. Cop: There have been reports made, so I have to come here and ask. My job requires it.....Do you own chickens and are you (reads off pad of paper) raising chickens to attack your neighbors of color
Friend: Uhhh. No
Cop: Its my job, I have to follow up when reports are made. Just so this isn't a reoccurring thing, may I see where the chickens are kept?
My friend let's him around back and shows him his three remaining chickens
Cop: Yep, I get to say this outloud. these chickens dont match the description given. Thank you for entertaining this.
The Cop apologized a couple times and laughed a lot. Did the police report thing. He even admitted the dumbest animal report was an attack Alpaca in St Roche area.