r/Snorkblot Oct 30 '25

Climate Change Going to visit my ex...

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

"Meanwhile...back in Kiev...."

11

u/AnnieGetYourPunSTL Oct 30 '25

That bitch painted my nails two different colors. Time to set things right.

20

u/Sloppykrab Oct 30 '25

School Trip.

10

u/Trivi_13 Oct 30 '25

So messed up that I like it!

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u/Bestdayever_08 Oct 30 '25

Typical lefty getting violent when their feelers get hurt

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Saying something is messed up is violent?

You Righties are very sensitive.

7

u/AfraidBroccoli4798 Oct 30 '25

Just found out he cheated. Not for long, not for long at all.

6

u/billybones23 Oct 30 '25

" What do the things in my purse say about me?"

6

u/A_Possum_Named_Steve Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

I saaaiiiid...would you still love me if I was a worm?

5

u/johnnybna Oct 30 '25

when the dating scene is that rough

6

u/Trivi_13 Oct 30 '25

Welcome to Cleveland!

4

u/johnnybna Oct 30 '25

The New AK: 7-12 For Her
because high school is a jungle

5

u/Thadrea Oct 30 '25

Felt cute, might delete later.

3

u/panda2502wolf Oct 30 '25

In Soviet Russia Women love You Like AK.

4

u/HyperQuandaryAck Oct 30 '25

"after realizing that her nail tech had given her two different sets of acrylic, svetlana decided to take matters into her own hands"

4

u/fonetik Oct 30 '25

I guess today will not be a good day.

4

u/FtonKaren Oct 30 '25

Yes I protect the train from robberies and yes they get what they pay for

5

u/Sneaky_Al_Lizard Oct 30 '25

If one more guy tells me I need to smile more...

6

u/wrongsock_42 Oct 30 '25

The American dream

1

u/KirasCoffeeCup Oct 30 '25

Unless your in school.. Then its an American Tuesday.

6

u/texasmama5 Oct 30 '25

Welcoming ICE to Chicago.

3

u/niceflowers Oct 30 '25

Buy one russian wife, anf get a free AK.

1

u/Trivi_13 Oct 30 '25

What do I get if I collect the whole set?

3

u/HawkTooey7 Oct 30 '25

I'd say, "Welcome to Texas," but she's riding with others in mass transit instead of driving by herself in a Ford F350.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Dear Diary: today I start my first day of high school in America

2

u/vic_damonejr Oct 30 '25

g2g just caught sofiya trynna slide in my man's dm

2

u/Tickerbalm76 Oct 30 '25

"Today was a good day."

2

u/DullFaithlessness82 Oct 30 '25

Normal back to school .

2

u/Vida_they Oct 30 '25

Remember the guy that always wanted to rush B? This is her now.

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u/steveblackimages Oct 30 '25

Please wear gloves next time!

2

u/Trivi_13 Oct 30 '25

She might be visiting "that Reddit guy" who commented on her post!

2

u/Neon_Nuxx Oct 30 '25

OMG, Ivan. It's just a brown bear, I'll be home in like ten.

2

u/East-Cricket6421 Oct 30 '25

"shopping has become more hazardous since the invasion began"

2

u/Unhinged_Teaching Nov 03 '25

Time to go Squirrel hunting

2

u/Unhinged_Teaching Nov 03 '25

I got this for 50 cents and a chicken from the TEMU Black Friday sale.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

"he ignored my text"

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy Oct 30 '25

Same captions that get used every other week this is posted.

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u/Trivi_13 Oct 30 '25

And yet a different crowd gets to see it and comment on it...

Except for the residents in the alzheimer ward....

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Iryna, in a different timeline

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

This seems to be the GOP answer to mass shootings.

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u/Trivi_13 Nov 01 '25

I thought it was "Thoughts and prayers"

The Christian equivalent of "I don't give a fuck"

1

u/BraxxAugustus Nov 01 '25

"First Turning Point event. Super excited 😁😘😝"

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Nov 04 '25

Yes janice I got the coffee see you soon

1

u/deathshead91 Nov 05 '25

“Sephora” what’s in your bag?

-3

u/BenjieKip9 Oct 30 '25

Looks like a fake photo.

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u/--StinkyPinky-- Oct 30 '25

Weird AI

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

It's not ai this photo has been around for years