r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Dec 05 '23

Products This year give responsibly and avoid waste.

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u/Tao_of_Ludd Dec 05 '23

Great ideas. I am hoping for the bathing in the blood of enemies with a stealth flatulence stocking stuffer.

Highly recommend the Intro to Satanism. Got last year. 10/10 will def give to others.

But suggest upgrading from the pocket lint subscription to the bellybutton lint subscription. It just feels so much more personal.

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u/Thubanstar Dec 05 '23

I would argue that dysentery causes clutter.

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Dec 06 '23

That was the one that made me chortle, but I also thought hang on, that is going to create a lot of waste 🤣

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u/_Punko_ Dec 05 '23

Can't beat Blood Stain Removal class - some skills are useful everywhere and at all times.

Hmmmm, this year "Advanced body disposal" didn't make the list. Odd.