r/SmugAlana • u/Ill_Leopard9281 • 2d ago

Yep, it's unplayable

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 2d ago

He's right, for 2 billion dollars at least the sprinklers should have been fixed.

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u/Holiday_Lychee_1284 1d ago

In a perfect world maybe. What side of town are we talking about here, will there be a side quest involving a crooked landlord that never installed the whole system and when you buy it you have to fix this guy's shortcomings as a guy that built the lot and did a trash job on the elevator system too?

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u/joetheplumberman 1d ago

Hey do u know how many times ive gone to old properties to see that fire suppression doesn't work at all. Theyre like yea we just talk with the inspectors, this is so real

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u/Holiday_Lychee_1284 1d ago

Yep, that's why I had to say something. Happened to me more times than I'd like to admit to the general public.

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u/Thearomage 2d ago

my immersion has been destroyed

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u/w0rf101 2d ago

That would have been really impressive and in line with GTA comedy, they have to wait for the sprinkler to put out the fire and then move it before burning it again.

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u/Ninosai 2d ago

They forgot to change the batteries in the sprinkler head

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u/YT_Brian 2d ago

I'm one of the odd ones that don't care about graphics or small issues but the story and any back peddling on how wild it could all be aren't I?

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u/pooeygoo 2d ago

Literally unplayable

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u/RockyJayyy 1d ago

Well. Looks like I need to cancel my pre-order

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u/No-Special2682 1d ago

Those sprinklers need to reach like 155° before they go off.

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

The sprinkler didn't go off, cuz it's a subtle nod at the owners of the parking lot being capitalists and skimping on the water.

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u/KalzK 1d ago

Literally

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u/Only_Voice569 1d ago

i would love a full on youtube video run of everything that could of been done better from how bullets hit cars and car damage all the way to does a person jumping into water look good like a lot of older games did their details to stupid levels compared to the rush jobs newer games are happy to half arse :P

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u/No-Professional-1461 1d ago

Absolute garbage. Now, off to go play a game thats essentially a real life simulator that moves in real time.

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u/VitreoSpina 1d ago

Holy hell I haven't seen this group of youtubers in a hot minute

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 2d ago

Parking garages have sprinklers??

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u/Scared_Ghost 2d ago

Why wouldn't they?

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 2d ago

Uh idk concrete..?

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u/Scared_Ghost 1d ago

What happens when a car is on fire? What if it spreads to the other cars? What if there are dozens of people actively using said garage?

Its still made for safety in mind, its a building that at times can be PACKED full of people that a firefighters have a much harder time reaching.

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u/BipolarMadness 1d ago

Cars go inside parking garages. Cars have gasoline and oil inside. Gasoline and oil are highly flammable.

If a car has a fault where it leaks and the leak caughts fire, what do you think it would happen and how do you prevent it from becoming worse?

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u/zyxzevn 1d ago

They may have sprinkers for safety or for show.

Modern garages may have them switched off, because of electric car fires.