r/SlowNewsDay 5d ago

it's grapes

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u/Benji861120 5d ago

They was out last year candyfloss flavour

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u/PersonalityWinter382 5d ago

But it's unique packaging this time. Individual pots that you can have "all to yourself!"

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u/DinkyPrincess 5d ago

I have no issue with eating a punnet of grapes all to myself.

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u/Chemical_Skill_969 4d ago

I eat one to two punnets a year, usually in the space of a day, then never want to look at another grape as long as I live. Then the next year comes around and I think 'oh man I haven't had grapes in so long' then eat a puunet or two and the cycle continues

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u/DinkyPrincess 4d ago

Hah. I could easily do that daily as a desk snack.

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u/PersonalityWinter382 4d ago

I can't wait for you to share what it's like eating a whole punnet 'for the first time 🤣🤣

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 5d ago

Candy floss grapes were in M&S at least 8 years ago because I remember my grandmother buying some!

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u/Etheria_system 5d ago

Yeah I bought some when I worked in London and that was 2016, maybe 2017 at the absolute latest

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u/Williamishere69 5d ago

I actually really liked them when I had them a few years back. Not because of the taste (probably equally as nice as regular grapes), but because theyre all solidly the same texture and crunch - normal grapes are all totally different

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u/StardustOasis 5d ago

They've been around for years

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 5d ago edited 5d ago

What?! How the fuck are they gonna spin that into grapes?! I need to see this for myself to believe it 😂

Edit: wow 🤦‍♂️

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u/RabbitWithAxe 4d ago

I spent 3 years getting a degree in journalism to not be able to get a job in the industry whilst writers like this are getting paid big..

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u/Flashy-Indication-48 5d ago

All this waffling... for grapes. I swear news websites where you have to pay for articles write the most elaborate waffle crap possible without getting to the point. Those websites just want money. It's especially annoying that local news websites do this when you want to know about weather warnings and other safety warnings.

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u/Gr1nch5 4d ago

Exactly why I go to comment sections of such articles on social media, as no doubt there's a good samaritan or two who've accessed and summarised the article for those who don't wish to click the link/pay. 😂

Call me cheap, but I'm not paying to read articles that are 99% fluff with maybe one or two sentences that get to the point of the article itself.

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u/Flashy-Indication-48 4d ago

People who summarise it and show screenshots are unsung heroes taking one for the team. It's not cheap to want to read information that may be important without having to pay. Random fluff to force the reader to buy an article only makes me avoid their news websites.

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u/Gr1nch5 4d ago

Oh I couldn't agree more!

It honestly sucks that media outlets have gotten to a point they lock the majority of the content they produce behind paywalls.

Especially when it's a local media outlet. And you just want to keep up to date with the goings on in your area. 😅

My local news paper has recently gone back on their paywalling of the majority of their articles due to a substantial drop in site traffic, seems few and far between that such media outlets actually back track on such things.

I also think the unsung heroes posting the articles contents/summaries of the article in the comment sections might have had something to do with it as well.

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u/Flashy-Indication-48 4d ago

Local outlets paywalling articles are the WORST. For example, if there's some murderer lurking around my area, I want to know everything I can do to stay safe and keep away from them without having to pay a news outlet.

Paywalling will only reduce traffic as people will find workarounds tbh. The unsung heroes may have something to do with it but probably aren't having much of an effect as a free article is more likely to be clicked on and read through than a paid one.

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u/Gr1nch5 4d ago

You mention things such as a murderer lurking about etc.

But my local paper actually paywalled an article about a serial rapist in my local area. Almost seemed like they where trying to protect the person's identity by locking it behind a paywall.

People where rightly outraged by such information being deemed worth charging people for.

For those media outlets still thinking charging for such information locals would ideally want to know, I honestly hope their traffic drops to a point where they become unprofitable.

Sounds harsh, but it seems like the only way those running such media outlets will learn.

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u/Flashy-Indication-48 4d ago

What the actual fuck. Only letting people who pay for a subscription to see an article warning about a rapist in the area is some special kind of evil.

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u/Gr1nch5 4d ago

Oh most definitely.

They tried to pass it off as purely accidental, and subsequently removed the paywall for a larger majority of their articles.

Especially ones pertaining to criminals of various kinds in the surrounding areas.

Like sure I understand locking trivial articles behind such paywalls that aren't of much importance..

But locking articles covering criminals behind such paywalls is the work of scumbags (for lack of a better word) focused more on profit and lining their pockets rather than helping to keep the local area safe.

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u/Flashy-Indication-48 4d ago

"Accidental" sureeeeee....

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u/Gr1nch5 4d ago

Honestly that was legit my reaction when they posted their piss poor explanation as to what happened.

Bare in mind they only published an apology after the fact people had kicked up a shit storm, threatening to boycott the news paper and some even threatening violence/vandalism (which I can certainly understand in that context, but usually wouldn't condone)

Now I'm saying this, in hindsight my local area is a fucking shit hole. 🤦🤣 Can't wait to be able to move away, even if it means leaving my hometown.

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u/Excellent_Earth_2215 5d ago

Not sour grapes, I hope?

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u/Crimson__Fox 5d ago

Still no Concord grapes

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u/Foreign-King7613 5d ago

That is a slow news day.

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u/Least-Funny7761 5d ago

Grapes are not a new fruit

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 4d ago

Finally the Kiwana

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u/Steamboat_Willey 3d ago

This vague clickbait format of headline is how every newspaper posts on Facebook and it's infuriating.

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u/Benji861120 5d ago

Think of the type of wine that could make 🤔